Jodie

I had an identity crisis and I cut my hair super short.

Oh, no.

Got five new piercings.

A fake tan and a new outfit, all for the party.

He never even turned up.

Similar to my story.

God, you would have felt like such an idiot, but then you would have been so relieved.

Here's the flip side of it.

Yeah, exactly.

And you just all move on.

Someone else texts through and they said, dated my mate's older brother on and off.

It didn't end well.

Found out that he was in a relationship.

Anyway, decades later, I went to my mate's wedding and naturally he was there with his wife.

The poor girl that he had been cheating on.

First time I'd seen him and I was sick to my stomach with nerves.

I bet you were.

That's an awful situation to be in.

this is the tea how bloody exciting ariana grande or as my mum calls her ariana grande is back baby she's back in a big way new music a couple of weeks ago um and she performed at her first night of her eternal sunshine tour i'm so excited she

hasn't released any more dates i feel like it's going to be quite a small tour like america and the uk no word yet if she's coming down under hopefully but one of the big stories that people were talking about is one of the lines she sings in the song thank you next where she talks about how she only wants to get married once and she wants to do it right yes you might know it as this lyric is