Joe

Morgen gut?

I ran into Joe, and we're going back tomorrow at noon.

Help yourself. Danke.

Tell us, what you see in there?

Ach.

Ja.

Virtus applied.

Saints are smelly.

Oh.

Yeah.

What the fuck? Why is it like this?

Mistakes are made. We've got to think about this.

Hey, child, have a cigarette. I know you are now. I know you are now. Up to one pack a day.

That's what I like. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Can you kill a dog?

Yeah!

String them up! Yeah!

Margaret! God damn it, Margaret! Margaret, I have had it with your nonchalance!

Yes, sir.

And they're all like, yeah, I can't wait, yeah. I've been thinking about this for a long time. What do you think, Radio Joe? Do we get the keeper? Come on, I want some of the slime. Can I have what's left of the baby? I want to eat it. These guys are great.

Everyone liked him.

Let's turn his bones into fucking confetti.

Whatever you need.

He's too cute. He's too cute. He's so nice. He's so nice. What are you doing with that hammer? Are you going to put up a painting? What are you doing with it?

Blandina, quit pulling your tits out of the store! Did you drink all the lemonade again?

St.

Thank you for having me.

My last raise was last year around August and it was about $2,400. Okay. Awesome.

Absolutely. It does.

So it happened. So once I got the job where I'm at right now in Orlando, you know, I started out at 125 and now I'm going to make 145 this year. You know, we were renting a town home in South Orlando and with the market and stuff, the way it was, you know, the rent was the same as buying a house. So we were like, okay, let's buy a house. Let's upgrade.

And that's kind of where it started happening. The company I've been at, I've been at for seven years. And as everything, every year I got an increase. It's like, all right, we have a little bit more money. Let's, okay, it's time to buy a new suit. Let's get annual passes for Disney. And, you know, everything is just increasing every year as well.

So not only is it lifestyle creep, it's also the inflation.

I have a tracker. I don't really do it the way I should be doing it. I do it for my company, but I won't do it for myself for some reason.

I get tired when I get home from work.

Is that right? Sorry, $3,600 per pay period. Sorry about that. So about $7,200 a month.

I've heard of it. I just don't remember what the 50-30-20 split was.

I think it does. Yeah, it does.

Yes, I do.

I still have a student loan and I have an auto loan.

And a mortgage as well.

Student loan, I think is four and a half percent and the auto loan is five and a half.

I do not.

Sounds great.

I actually just signed up last week.

Going pretty well so far. Okay.

Not a big one right now. It's, it's pretty small, about 1500. Okay.

I have a 401k.

We do.

I am not putting the max, but I did bump it up a little this year. It's only 3% right now.

Okay.

Sounds great.

I think it was probably a little towards the end of last year. I think I used it.

Short.

I was falling a little short.

Oh, I bumped up from two to three at that point. And then when I get my next increase, I was going to increase it to the five.

I think I need to find a way to make that work because, you know, at this point in my life, you know, I need to play a little catch up.

I have it in a high yield savings account.

Okay.

Okay.

It sounds great. It definitely makes sense. Okay.

Oh, absolutely. I mean, if you want change, you have to work for it. You have to do a little homework.

Hopeful, definitely.

No, I don't.

Well, spending plan first, I think. Get that down and then, you know, just kind of see exactly where I'm at and then start bumping up my 401k and kicking more into the high yield savings account.

Absolutely. I think once I see more of the progress, then the quarterly could become monthly.

Something to look forward to, actually.

Absolutely. Thank you.

Go on. I think you probably have a few moments of sort of thinking back through everything, seeing how it went. And maybe there's a moment or two of sort of euphoria. Jesus, Joe, hurry up with it.

go live in a different country while you have the chance like it's really fun like you will go live your best life and yeah and wear rotten knickers go get your qualifications read Nora Ephron drink red wine enjoy your life no he's out Joe do you agree with us 100% I'm really glad that you chose this email because as soon as I saw it I thought we have to get this on because she has to know that this is bad it's not right yeah it's not good that's awful

This is a Global Player original podcast.

We're catching up. I'd hate to get in the way of a conversation. I haven't spoken to her since this morning.

I did Google that. There's lots of birds that do it. It's not ongoing in the avian world. Gannet. But Gannet is what you think.

You let me know when you're ready.

Oh yeah, the internet's just full of headlines drifting out to sea, lifeboat deployed to rescue person drifting out to sea. Yeah, it's happening all the time.

I'm deeply sorry about that, deeply.

No.

No, I check every single morning, but no, not yet.

I work nights.

This is a Global Player original podcast.

A bargain hunter. When you enjoy other people's unfortunate accidents and downfalls, isn't it?

We can work it out.

I don't have Revolut and when I get those texts, I worry that it's a scam. I meant to say that to you. Is that a scam?

Just does its own thing. Well, if you're north of Camden, then no.

On that, I will be away for a bit in March.

Well, let's negotiate.

569.

Yeah.

Ooh.

Oh.

We're not experts. We don't know.

You'd be like, I didn't even test for that. It would be embarrassing, wouldn't it? Joe, don't STI shame. No, sorry. I'm not saying it's embarrassing to have syphilis. I'm saying it would be embarrassing given my monogamous state.

A hundred percent.

Bang.

An MOT. MOT.

They're about in the gearbox.

Can you say that now?

I think it's probably broadly a lot simpler than being a woman from what I've heard.

Oh, yeah, much quieter in the head. There's an awful lot of silence.

Just white noise.

Yeah, if you could sort of visualize my brain. My brain's sort of kicking a football gently against the wall most of the time. Just...

We balance very well.

Yeah.

I mean, you're talking to me like I've been to one of these massages, but I've had one above board massage in my whole life. And how was the happy ending? No, there was no most awkward experience of my life. I'm never having one again. So I've never done that. Why was it awkward? I just hated it. It was all touchy and silent. God, I love a massage.

Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me Yet Again. It is I, Jerome McNally, yet again with Joe Attywell once more and Vogue Williams. The way the light's kind of hitting you there, Joe, you look like you've had a full head of highlights. Yes.

No, it's a pain in the ass. But also, you can't, this is my new thing.

And then I, and then I sent a present ahead of time. I sent a present directly to Vogue in case, for Otto, in case it got stolen by our postal thief. And so I need to go down and basically receive all the kudos for giving these gifts. The problem is I don't have something for Otto. So I was hoping to do it when he's out with his friends.

You can't own everything about people. People have to have their own stuff. And yet people have to have their own social scenes and their own bit of independence. And you can't own them 24 hours a day, seven days a week. You can't control people like that.

Yeah, I guess. He's not saying he does it every weekend. He's saying he does it on occasion. And no one's perfect. This, to me, just sounds like... He's a party boy. And back when I was a party boy, I would kind of pull stuff like that on occasion. And yeah, it's not ideal, but like there's a lot of good there from the sounds of it. I wouldn't let your mind run away with you.

Yeah. We're not the party boys we were, but you know, we've had our day. Now it's more... garden set no full of shit I still I'm still kind of I'm still on the front line on occasion I'll be honest anyway sometimes when I don't hear from Joanne for 24 hours I do get concerned but then I remember party girl in defence of this party girl I would say I wouldn't read too much into that.

And that's a lot coming from me because I literally will read into anything. But that to me is just he's a party girl.

And that's why he's not sleeping. But you know what you could do? And I, it's, it's my solution for most things. Pop an AirPod on him. See where he goes. Pop an AirPod, one in each pocket. I'm not even messing.

When he starts, when they start turning off the find my and all, then you're like, then you, then come to me and we can use some of that recording device that I use for that Furby podcast.

Jo, it's basically just an elevated find my friends. But you'd have to consent to that, wouldn't you?

Maybe put one AirPod in so it doesn't look too sus. I mean, it's unlikely you'd drop an AirPod. You'd lose an AirPod in each of their pockets.

Oh, sorry, the other one, the other one. No wonder you forgot to get him a kid.

Look, I'm just saying the AirPod thing, it's an option. And if you do do it, DM me privately. Let me know what happens.

I was going to say. I was like, hold on a second. This is all wrong.

Oh, I'd pop an AirPod on you and just see it like trotting around Battersea Park pacing itself.

Just that other one. He's that other one that we don't really, I have nothing to do with him really. He's very independent now.

She's very movable. Oh, she's doing paddle. She's playing paddle down in Battersea Power Station. That'll be you. Mine will just be like, mine will just be like comatosed in Sussex for three days. I'll be like, oh.

Yeah, how did she get to the Cotswolds?

Okay, that's enough now.

There's something wrong with you two. Just start tracking. I don't find it that. I don't find it that. It's my 40th in October.

I want to know. That's my birthday present. Okay, fine. Now that's fair. Yeah. we'll come up with we'll have our data on display on the day on a cake maybe thanks everyone for listening catch you on the main app on Friday since when are we catching people we'll catch you guys catch you on the main app on Friday catch you there

Well, do you know what? I think that's a new thing. Because when I was... So now I know. Because obviously I have a lot of children in my life. And I've... I don't know what I'm tipping on 15 God kids at this stage. And I know, I know the rules. I know the rules. And you have to, if you're giving the kids something, you have to give all the kids something.

But I will say back in my day, people were very happy to hand my brother something right in front of my face. And he just, you didn't, there was nothing. Kids, it's so easy for them now.

There's no struggle anymore.

Yeah.

boo the kids that come last on sports day that's what I say too slow loser too slow I throw eggs at them unfortunately I can't if it's Theodore's birthday I'm still gonna I can't really I'm so behind on Otto's presents I have to give it to Otto instead but once I catch up I will start giving Theodore presents but any occasion everything has to go to Otto at the moment sadly when's Theodore's birthday go on give me a month

Avvo, come on now. That's not fair. That's like asking me to do an equation live on the podcast.

Avvo, come on now. Come on now. The fact, like, come on, I'm getting involved.

For some reason, April is ringing a bell to me. No! Am I right? You're right. Ah! Oh my God, I should win an award. Hold on, so we're not recording today. We're not recording visuals, so I can cape off my cape. Oh dear. I can take off my cape, don't I?

No one said anything about... No one said, oh, is that a cap from Cape Town? That's why I wore it. It's a conversation starter to say that I was in Cape Town. No? Thanks, guys.

Because I don't understand the currency, that hat could have been either a pound or a grand. I've no idea. Because obviously... I'm thick as shit. Well, I don't think so.

No, I'm lazy. I just decide not to engage. Like if I actually thought about it, I probably could figure it out. I just don't. I'm stubborn like that. I'm like, oh no, I've decided to not. I find it tiresome in my brain. So I just don't put my brain through it.

Yeah, that's what happened to us in PE Nation. Sorry. Speaking of which, no, and it's not PE Nation's fault. I put, obviously I'm back from the holidays. So there's, the place is like a laundry, right? There's sheets hanging everywhere and bikinis hanging everywhere. And like all the like sexy gear that I don't know where I thought I was going. I thought I was going on holiday in a brothel.

I don't know where I thought I was going. Obviously none of it worn, but it's been sitting in a suitcase. So it has to be washed. So there's shit hanging everywhere. but I put on a white wash. So like all my white stuff, my white, like little Calvin Klein tank tops and everything. I'm sure didn't I sneak in, didn't I sneak in a pair of fluorescent pink shorts for the crack? Oh no.

Everybody. Yeah. Oh, sorry.

How of all the things.

They couldn't be brighter. And they haven't reduced at all. They haven't even diluted it. They're still flashing. And now everything is pastel pink. And you know what? I don't hate it. All my bed sheets and all. I'm actually fine with it.

Had I known? Had I known? I was contaminating the wash with a pair of fluorescent pink shorts. Do you not think I would have put a fucking colour catcher in? Of course I would. I'm in my 40s. I know. You're in your 40s and you're putting bright pink shorts in with white stuff? Do you know what I'd love to know? How do lads get away with this shit? I have never once seen a lad separate his colours.

Sorry. Sorry.

Never once. Joe, have you frozen or are you just that shocked? No, he's frozen. Oh, is he? I'm desperately trying to get my head around this American woman in Pakistan. Have you seen this story?

It must have been Amber because someone only sent it to me last night and I haven't spoken to you.

That she's going to clean up Pakistan. There's an American woman who met a man online, a Pakistani man. So she was going to marry. So she's now in Pakistan. He's ghosted her. I think he's like 19 or something. She's left her family in America, her kids and her husband and all. And now she's... in Pakistan demanding money to tidy up Pakistan. They're giving her press conferences.

I don't know why they're giving her so much airtime. They've tried to get her to leave. She won't leave. I didn't know that was an option. I didn't know you could just refuse to leave a country. I don't know what's happening. And she wants to clean up the road. She's like, I don't like Pakistan. She's asking, she's making demands of 20K here, 100 grand there. It's all very strange.

They're all the same, those bands.

Now her sons are saying that she does have, which I suppose we should know, some mental health issues. Yes. So now she's agreed to fly home. She's actually just cracked there in the last hour from what I can tell. And she's like, actually, do you know what? Yeah, I'll get me on the plane. I'm not happy. I don't like it here. And the husband never turned up or the fiance never turned up?

Very strange. I mean, talk about taking an online flirtation to the next level. My God.

Also, in other countries, potholes are none of your business. Imagine someone came into Ireland and was on the RTU News giving out about the state of the bus stops. We'd kick off. You can't do that. Keep your opinions to yourself. You don't even live there. Do you know in Mean Girls, they're all doing that trust test in Mean Girls, but they're all falling back into the crowd.

And then one of them's like, I just want everyone to love each other like rainbows. And then they were like, she doesn't even go here. They let her fall. I think they let her fall.

When I was a teenager, do you remember the kind of the rat haircut that the young lads had? So they'd have it shaved at the back and then they'd have this incredibly long, it was like shaved all over in that long fringe. Oh my God, I couldn't control myself.

Sorry, we did that. I remember doing that in like, in school. I was like, sorry, do you remember the light as a feather, stiff as a board? Do you remember light as a feather, stiff as a board? I was writing about it the other day for something. Jo, you wouldn't know this now because you're, well, a boy, I guess, really. Googling it, mate.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board was when we used to have sleepovers, girl sleepovers, girl slumber parties. We kind of engaged in some gentle witchcraft and we would chant and play around each other. It was from The Craft. The movie The Craft. So good. And we'd try and levitate each other with our fingertips. And I mean, funnily, we were very committed to it considering it never once worked.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, sucking deodorant's not really that witchy-woo-woo, really, is it? That's just getting high on deodorants. Solvent abuse. Yeah, solvent abuse. It's not really a cute witchy-woo-woo.

I don't know which is worse. Do you not know that deodorant, like, that's like, it's a really flammable aerosol. You would have been better off.

If I was a mother, I wouldn't be like, oh, thank God, girl. Sorry, I thought you were inhaling and I didn't realize you were just setting fire to the cans. As you were. I'm sorry I disturbed. Carry on, girls will be girls.

Who was it I was talking to recently about pyromania? Can't remember, they'll come back to me. Maybe for another ep. Fascinating disease.

yeah I don't look at them that yeah but there's people who were like they're kind of what would we say criminal pyromaniacs where they will just go around starting fires they don't give a shit who goes down they're just fascinated by I mean it's a mental illness obviously it's like kleptomania it's mania anyway anyway would you like to hear a couple of listener emails I'd love to, darling.

How are you? What did he want to be called again? Pop a pig or something? Pop it, pop it. Pop it, God.

Oh, sorry. OK, we've rebranded.

Me and Vogue were just chatting because I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit behind on my gift giving. I've gathered a collection of gifts here for Vogue. I have her Christmas presents, which I still haven't delivered. I have a little handbag for Gigi that I bought in Cape Town. A little plastic bag full of, full of shirt basically.

It's like when the Americans say, whose panties are these? We're like, what? Whose what? Are you wearing panties? It's absolutely none of your business, Colm. Panties is, panties is like to me quite like, it's like, it's a bit like knickers is your, knickers and pants. Yeah, knickers, knickers is the word. Panties is a bit, a bit like.

They're allowed. They're supposed to be sexy panties.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

He's a party boy. He's partying. He's missing a night's sleep and then he's catching up.

Sorry, if you're cheating, you're going to be a lot smarter than that, surely. Come on.

Yeah, no, he's a party girl. He's up all night.

Sorry, I should tune in more often.

And away you'll lose it next.

40 euro.

This is a Global Player original podcast.

Yeah. Felter Snatch. I've got to say, some bells rang when you said it initially.

I know.

She's been in prison since it happened in 1989. She was denied parole the last time in 2017. She's not eligible again until 2032, at which point she'll be 84 years old.

I'm going to ask you to stop doing it.

Does this include wine?

Why didn't they put it on a plate?

Liver building.

No, not a cent.

Same old shit.

Welcome to 2025.

I didn't make Midnight May. It didn't go well.

I've been sick since the 28th of December. It's not going away. It's quite the melody.

Christmas, I was all right. On Joanne's, like, reading Christmas, I would say for people who have kids, remember that audiobooks exist. I've spent Christmas listening to Jeanette McCurdy's I'm Glad My Mother's Here.

oh I love that book I know you've spoken about it before so I got to it it's amazing and I just I was listening to that whilst I was peeling spuds on Christmas Eve did you pre-order my audio book or what's the crack there oh you bet yeah let me just check on that actually have you recorded it yet

I hear this on the same days, but it'll still be wintry.

Antonio, go Kim Tegel, please. The Filipino Pope, hopeful.

I'm not on a microphone. I'm in the background. They can't hear me charming.

It was a very, very early plane.

1937.

1937.

Yeah, I've just got to sprint in 25 degree heat straight to Waterloo directly after the record, but you know I'd do anything for you.

How many emails are we sending?

I hear what you're saying and I know that's super vulnerable. Like as a teammate, like I got you. I got you. Thank you. I promise you. I'm so thankful that Eva was so honest with me. This is bigger than the game now and transcended it in a way that changed everything. What if my daughter was here in that situation? I have made a decision.

My mother drove us and rather than us be able to walk. And guess what? The first frost, you know what was happening? You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up with have cancer. And why can't for the longest time, Delaware had the highest cancer rate in the nation.

And I went to a small little school that was about a mile from the apartment complex we lived in and a little school called Holy Rosary. And you couldn't walk to school because although it was a four lane access highway, it was just too dangerous to cross some of the streets. And my mother would get in and when it came spring, I mean, it came in the fall. This is the God's truth.

And you get in the car and a little frost on the window. to turn on the windshield wiper to be an oil slick. Not a joke. I have asthma and 80% of the people who, in fact, we grew up with have asthma.

I just, in an apartment complex when we moved to Delaware, and just up the road to a little school I went to, Holy Rosary Grade School, and because it was a four-lane highway that was accessible, my mother drove us, rather than us being able to walk. And guess what? The first frost, you knew what was happening. You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window.

That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer.

Oh, more than several years. You don't get prostate cancer.

Oh, yeah. He did not develop it in the last 100, 200 days. He had it while he was president. He probably had it at the start of his presidency in 2021. Yes, that I don't think there's any disagreement about that.

I don't, bro. I thought it was garbage. Did you really? Yeah, I did. For hip-hop, man, I just think for me, the Super Bowl, in my opinion, is the pinnacle of the performance you go for. Yeah. And there's so many people that came before him that should have got that chance. In my opinion, that would have been a better performance. With that being said, I think they picked it just for the culture.

It is what it is. It wasn't my thing personally.

100%.

Call that Space Jam. Space Jam.

20.

10.

And I highly advise you guys take a second, go look through it. I mean, this is just the first two here. It's four pages of this stuff. But that's who we really need to be diving into. And I highly encourage our listeners to do the same. Look at who. Who is it? Who is it? I don't know. You're supposed to tell us. No, that's what I'm saying.

I mean, when you look at like it's unions and who are the unions paid for by and they're getting funded by the NGOs. The long story, what you guys are going to find is our tax dollars. that are going to these lobbyist groups, that are going to these unions, going to these NGOs, being cycled into these lawyers to all prolong the same stuff on our dime.

That's what you guys are going to find. Look into it for yourself. Verify it. Check it out. It's sickening, man.

I mean because people see they're like three-day events. It's not a three-day event. No, no, I Yeah, man. What's been cracking with you? You've been driving a lot lately.

And they're being pushed over there.

No, dude, it's obvious too. Like, I mean, you look at like a state like California, for example, we cover this when they had the wildfires out there, right? They're asking federal money, like federal, the federal government for, for more FEMA money and more assistance. Meanwhile, you got governor Newsom signing $50 million from taxpayer dollars to go to a legal fund to fight Trump.

You know what I'm saying? Before they even knew what, you know what I'm saying? Like it's shit like that, man. It's like, that's sick.

You were trying to get me to come find some Hellcats with you.

I do. I do have it. But I couldn't find any. Well, because you know why. They were all hiding. No, no. It was typical business hours, so they're not out. At nighttime? Yeah. Is that business hours?

Yeah, man. It's just crazy, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments below. And let us know, man. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments, Andy. Cool. You got some interesting ones here. I'm sure. Yeah, you do.

Let's check these out, man. First comment, Better Bushcraft1 says, Came here from audio to peep this chain y'all talking about. Was not disappointed. That's right. Yeah.

Yeah.

That's it. I'm waiting on the grape chain.

That's what it is. Okay. Got it. Now, you did put something out to the audience about the chain. Yeah, I did. A potential giveaway.

Yeah. So we got some.

Sounds good. I mean, we had some pretty good suggestions from the crowd.

Yeah, let's check this one.

Yeah, that's nice. So maybe someone's got a better idea. Yeah. Enrique Borboa. Chain giveaway entry requirements. Record a video with a tropic lightning form energy screaming big ass titties and another stealing a friend's bike with the great flavor.

Yeah, what are you guys willing to do?

Yeah.

Here's another one. This is from Levi Billman. It says, fastest time to beer bomb.

A 12-pack of grape smash gets the chain.

Mount Vesuvius.

Yeah, don't do that. Yeah. Don't do that. Yeah, man. All right.

I know what you want. Yeah, that is what I want. I'm going to give it to you. All right. All right. We got to go to Paul. Paul. Okay. This is Paul Run. Paul who? Paul Run. Okay. Paul Run. Triple one. OMG, shut up with all that gay car talk. Such each other off some...

Yeah, no shit. You're fucking me up.

That's like, yeah.

Yeah, right.

Cool, Paul. Cool story, bro. All right. Guys, we do appreciate you.

You guys, we appreciate you, man, for being real-ass fans, guys. Keep liking, commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed. Hit that bell notification on the YouTube. Stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep the crews cruising. Hell on them, too. This one's interesting. Ukraine, Russia. All right, they're finally at the table. Oh, they are?

But yeah, we got some good stuff, man. Let's do some cruising. All right. Let's do some cruising. Sounds good to me.

I thought they were yesterday bombing each other. Yeah. Yeah, well, it's funny. Is that true or not? Bro, it's true. It's true. A lot of it looked like AI. Well, it did. Like the drone footage? It looked like the shit that was coming out when it first happened. You remember they were showing video games and shit, bro? It was weird. You mean the ghost of Kiev? Ghost of Kiev, yeah.

It was fucking stupid. The ghost of Kiev flew down on a lightning bolt, slaughtered the entire Russian army in one minute. So what was the one about the ship? Like somebody, like one dude jumped on a fucking ship and like... On Snake Island? On Snake Island, yeah. Some weird shit. Yeah, dude. Like, come on.

Like, what are you doing? Stop it. Yeah, Ukraine and Russia agreed to swap dead and wounded troops but report no progress toward ending the war. So they had a talk today. Representatives of Russia and Ukraine, they both met today. This was their second round of direct peace talks in just over two weeks. And they made some agreements.

But I think they might have been halted because of what they're calling the Pearl Harbor attack. on Russia, um, operation spider web. This is what's now circulating around the, uh, the, the interwebs, um, was an attack on Russian air bases and nuclear fleet by hiding explosives, laden drones and wooden sheds. According to officials, he's a secret service, uh,

stashed the attack drones inside the roofs of the sheds, which are loaded onto the trucks that were driven to the perimeter of the air bases. And then Ukrainian authorities revealed in a statement shared on social media, the roof panels were then lifted off by a remotely activated device so that the 117 drones used in the strikes could fly out and make their devastating attack.

Here is a clip, allegedly, of the attack. Check this out. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. But that definitely would not make me want to have some talks. I don't know, man. That's the weird thing. It's like they want peace, but they keep blowing up shit. So it's like, I don't know how much peace you're supposed to have.

Yeah. Well, that's a nice little eruption. A volcano erupted. Did you see that shit in Italy?

Well, yeah, it happened, like, I think it started yesterday, I believe. I don't know the time zone difference, though, but... Where's Mount Etna? Yeah, so, well, first, I think the first question is, why the fuck are there tourists on a volcano?

I would think. It would be nice to see if we got to a place just globally where world leaders actually have to fight each other. Huh? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That'd be sick.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're kidding.

Magically.

It'll be magic. Yeah. It's crazy, man. But speaking on a text, because we did have something that happened here on our soil. Did you see the shit that happened in Colorado?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Biden let him in.

Boulder terror attack suspect said he wanted to kill all Zionist people. Use Molotov cocktails. This is from the Fed. So federal officials have charged Boulder, Colorado terrorist attack suspect Mohammed Sabri Solomon. with a hate crime involving actual or perceived race, religion, or national origin.

Solomon, who's 45, was charged with first-degree murder, crimes against at-risk adults, elderly assault, criminal attempt to commit Class I and Class II felonies, and use of explosives or incendiary devices during a felony. So this, I mean, it was a crazy, crazy attack that happened. It left eight people ages 52 to 88 with injuries, including one in critical conditions.

None of the victims have died. Quote, when he threw the Molotov cocktail, Solomon yelled free Palestine and the Molotov cocktails ignited in the crowd of people causing burn injuries to eight individuals. The federal complaint states the clear liquid in the glass bottles and weed sprayer were determined to be 87 octane gasoline.

which was determined to contain xylene based on a field test, the complaint states. Inside a vehicle registered to Solomon, authorities found a red material consistent with the rags found in a black plastic container, a red gas container, and paperwork with the words Israel, Palestine, and USAID according to federal authorities.

And he did tell the officers that he wanted to kill all Zionist people and wished they were all dead. So, yeah. So, I mean, this guy, the Solomon guy, this is him. You guys have seen the video circulating online. He's an immigrant, illegal immigrant. Stay past his stay. Biden let him in. He'd been trying to claim asylum since like 2005 from what I was able to see.

Well, then how did Biden let him in if it was 2005? Because he was denied in 2005, left, came back under Biden. Okay. When, you know, Biden was letting everybody in.

And been here, overstayed, and yeah, now he's committing acts of terrorism. Yeah, I mean, I want to be tactfully careful with this. It's just too weird to me, man. And the left is having... I don't think it's weird. I think the left is having a really hard time battling this stuff, right?

Like that?

They always do that.

It's the exact same thing in fucking Afghanistan and Iraq.

We're creating the next generation of fucking hatred.

No, man.

Come on, man.

Yeah, dude. It's a crazy situation, man. It is crazy. One thing, too, that bothers me, man, is like... I mean, there's a big uprising in Israel happening right now.

Okay. Sometimes. Yeah. You know? It's sporadic. It's there. But yeah, no, dude, I got videos of this shit. It's actually pretty crazy. Yeah, there was a massive eruption at Mount Etna forced tourists to flee the volcano on Monday after a plume of high-temperature gases, ash, and rock several kilometers high billowed into the air above them, Italian authorities said.

Yeah.

All right.

Because, like, I mean, it just, it's...

Well, they wouldn't do that. I mean, I don't know, bro. You look into the details of October 7th, bro. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

The Hannibal Directive, also translated as Hannibal Procedure or Hannibal Protocol, is the name of a controversial procedure used by Israel Defense Forces to prevent the capture of Israeli soldiers by enemy forces.

I think it's, you know, the other piece of it too, bro. It's like the, the, the real consequences of like actual American rights being stripped here. We talk about freedom of speech all the time. Like they're pushing that shit in there. Yeah. Which is the other part. Yeah. But that's only going to make it worse. That's only going to make it worse. So why do they keep doing that?

That's where the intentional piece comes for me. It's like, if we can look at something very, like in a very common sense, very objective way. I'm like, okay, well obviously this is going to lead to more of that. then what other explanation can you have outside of it just being fucking intentional and that's what they want? You know what I'm saying?

Footage posted on social media shows lines, long lines of people hurrying downhill away from the explosion while the owner of one tour company told CNN they had 40 people on the silicon volcano. No, that's Sicilian. Oh, what did I say?

It's weird. It's only one. We can't talk about it.

Guys, it's crazy, man. But let us know down in the comments what you guys think, man. We still got some more to cover. So let's keep the cruise cruising, guys. Let's head to headline number three. The A&D. Yeah. It's that time of year, bro. Do you feel it in the air? Every year, you know what happens in June? Everyone's gay. I mean, everyone's game. Pro sports go all in for Pride Month, man.

Yeah, we're back here.

Usually everybody changes their logos and shit. Yeah, no, we're good. But a lot of the sports teams have, most of them. It is Pride Month once again, and despite America's recent turn against all things so terribly woke, pro sports leagues, teams, and athletes have jumped at the chance to celebrate the LGBTQ plus flagship holiday.

Unsurprisingly, the WNBA was one of the first to show support for gay recognition with a post to Twitter early on June 1st as the month kicked off. Why does that say unsurprisingly to WNBA?

Yeah, I mean, you know I got some jokes, but I'm going to leave them for right now. I'll hold them off.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, they did it with the WNBA logo of a woman missing a layup. That's a fucking fact. All right. I'm going to write that one down for next time. Woman missing the league. All right. Yeah, so they went. I mean, like a lot of MLB teams. I'm sure they got smoked in the comments, didn't they? It's pretty bad.

It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. But what better timing? You know, what better timing? Because just as this month is kicking off, and it does suck, dude. It's my birthday month, man. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to make sure I says. All right. Yeah. All right. Anyways, what better timing? OK, so this comes out. We got Pride Month launching. Right.

Respecting, you know, you know, trans women and all of that stuff. OK. And I could not have predicted a better fucking headline for this. We have to bring this person back. Remember this person? Yeah, that's the one from the Olympics. Yeah, the Olympic boxer, Imane Khalif. Okay, well, guess what just happened as soon as Pride Month got launched, Andy?

Leaked lab results offer new evidence about her biological sex. Let me guess.

She's the father. Dude, I called it. We called it.

I fucking called it.

Okay, well, here's the proof, okay? Newly leaked text results suggest that Olympic boxer Imane Khalif is a biological male. This more than a year after her... Why are they still calling her her? How does that sentence make sense? She's a biological male, but then they're still calling her her. Yeah, it doesn't. His appearance at the Paris 2024 Olympics sparked international backlash.

Jermaine Khalif, 26, was found to have XY chromosomes, according to results from a 2023 test carried out by an accredited Indian doctor. Three Wire Sports obtained and published the documents. The results of that test led the Russian-controlled boxing authority to expel Khalif from the 2023 Women's Boxing World Championships in India.

Khalifa then came under massive scrutiny during the 2024 Paris Olympics when the Olympic governing body denied claims that she was a biological male and allowed her to compete. But now the test results could upend the official story about Khalifa. Quote, chromosome analysis reveals male karyotype. Test results read referring to male chromosomes.

So the test was conducted by Dr. Lyle Path Labs, a New Delhi lab with accreditation from the American College of Pathologists and certification from International Organization for Standardization. The Telegraph reported, despite that accredited source, leaders at Paris Olympics claim the results were, quote,

not legitimately, when allowing Kalief to compete, suggesting that the Russians had planted misinformation about Kalief to get a leg up in the games. But, yeah, that's not the case at all. A third leg up. But, dude, you like doubled down on it, man. You did that interview.

Yeah, I mean, but like, what's the average weight of a penis, right?

call that sweet love depends on where you're from what's the average weight of i got my search history is gonna be fucked well i'm just saying i'm not about to search i'm just saying like no one knew this was a dude dude that's my thing i saw like this picture right here this is what this is what confirmed to me i'm like i mean that does look like a man bro

It was AI.

You know what I'm saying? He knocked her ass out, man. Like, that's not okay, dude. It's not all right. It's not.

It was AI. Silicon Valley.

Bro.

That looks like a dude who's happy. I bet Macy Barber would kick that dude's ass. Oh, for sure. For sure. I don't even know what weight class this dude's in. But, dude, it's sick. That dude would get his ass beat by other men, too. Well, that's why that's always the case, dude. They can't compete in their own league. That's why they have to go, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, and then they stand there all proud and shit. Dude, how? Yeah, I don't know, dude. This is Paul's comment right here in the picture. Huh? This is Paul's comment. Paul runs for comment. Paul? This is his comment in the picture.

Let's just start over.

Anyway, so what are they going to do about it? Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. We don't know yet. This just came out. This literally just came out, and it could not be at worst timing. Worst timing for who? For the Pride. For Pride shit, man, because they're losing funding left and right.

Anyways, man, let's check this clip out. This is the volcano at the time of the eruption.

Or just an ugly dude, yeah.

What is wrong with your brain? What's really cool to see, though, I know we covered this a few CTIs ago, but you're starting to see fightbacks, right? So the high school championships happened in California again, and this time, The ladies, the young women who came in second and third place, they refused to even stand on the podium. Like, you know what I'm saying? They shouldn't even compete.

They shouldn't. But they refused to get on the podium with this dude. Every single person should boycott, like the men and the women. Yeah, they should. They should.

Yeah. Dude, I mean, this one is in Washington now. So we go to Washington State. This is Washington State's high school championship. This boy who believes he's a girl, he's 17, Veronica Garcia is the stage name. He won the class 2A 400-meter dash by nearly a second, which in that sprint, I mean, that's a shit ton. That's a lot.

And it was his first competition as a trans athlete to win the state title, the Seattle Times wrote. Here's a clip just to look at the difference between the two.

Look, you see the people in the audience shaking their heads and shit, man. Yeah. Yeah, because nobody agrees with it, but nobody will say anything. No. Yeah, they refused to stand on the podium with the dude. This is a picture. This is who came in second place, really first place. She took this selfie, posted it.

Riley Gaines reshared this, but she has a sign saying, Washington State track and field, real girls to a 400-meter champion. It's stupid, man.

He'd be getting triple-triples.

No, you're absolutely right, dude.

It's probably not good.

Yeah, right.

Could you imagine Floyd Mayweather getting in the box?

We got to rely on laws and legislation.

Holy shit, dude No, they're saying something supposed to be erupting off the erupting off the west coast or something like that in the in the US I've been seeing some headlines on that But yeah, dude, they said it was fucking 31 miles high I believe it. 31 miles high, bro. That's in 25 miles. Almost in the fake outer space. Right. Yeah. Almost to the, to the dome. Yeah.

Not rocking the boat.

Rock the fucking boat. Rock the boat, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the commentary. And that being said, man, we got our final segment. We have arrived. Final segment of the show, guys. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck is where we bring a topic in, a headline article, something like that. We rate it, give it one of those two options.

And so with that being said, today's thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, Shocking moment. Tourist jumps into terracotta army clay warriors and damages statues before being overpowered by security guards. A little China action. Yeah. This is actually pretty crazy. I'd be scared shitless that I'd, like, you know, fucked up a fucking curse or something, I guess.

A tourist has sparked outrage in China after jumping into a section of the world-famous terracotta army, damaging two of the ancient clay statues in the process. 32-year-old man identified only by a surname, Sun... launched himself over the guardrails in a protective netting at the museum housing the clay warriors in the city of Jane on Friday. But the man did not stop there.

Once inside the protected enclosure, he purportedly began pushing and pulling the priceless statutes, resulting in visible damage to two of the figures. Museum security quickly intervened and subdued the intruder. Authorities say Sun suffers from a mental illness and confirmed that an investigation is currently underway following the incident.

The pit he leapt into is an eye-watering 18 feet deep, raising serious concerns about how he managed to breach safety measures. Here's the clip. He's fucking hurting. Know that. Holy shit. He jumped down there? He jumped down there, yeah. Holy, man. That's a big jump. Yeah, dude.

Yeah. Bro.

The Terracotta Army is a breathtaking collection of more than 8,000 life-size soldiers created 2,000 years ago to guard the tomb of China's first emperor, King Xinhang. It is regarded as one of the country's greatest archaeological treasures. Um, so yeah, so they were found in like 1987 is when they first were discovered.

Um, life size statutes and the crazy thing, each one has like an individual, like no, no two are the same. Hmm. That's the craziest thing about them. Um, I'd be scared shitless personally. Cause I feel like I'd break a fucking curse or something, man.

Dude, it's crazy. Look at those horses. Yeah. The horses are all life-sized. I mean, dude, it's crazy. What's that? Just more of them. A different man. It's 8,000 of them in total. Yeah, that's cool.

Mm-hmm.

They're going to kill him, bro. They don't play that shit over there, bro. I mean, we shouldn't here either. We shouldn't, but they definitely don't do that shit over there.

It's hard to tell. It's like superheated gas.

Which I know a little bit about that sometimes. Dude, all I'm saying is no. Yeah, no. It's a no for me.

Was it Pompeo or some shit? No. That's Mike Pompeo. You're thinking of Pompey. There we go.

Well, next week we'll hear about how this dude got his head cut off. No, they just disappear. Yeah, they do. They just disappear. And nobody asks questions. Yeah, well, it's because everybody knows. What happened to Sun? Sun went down. That's what happened. I don't know. What do we got on this, man?

Same guy.

That would suck. Did anybody get hurt? No, not to the knowledge. None of the reporting said anybody was. Oh, so it's pretty regular. So it's pretty regular. Yeah, that's pretty regular. But yeah, there's one person said, Giuseppe Penfalo said, quote, we were nearly grazed. Look at this cloud here. We were steps away. And thank goodness we have a responsible guide with us.

It arrived all at once, an immense smoke, immense roar. Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's crazy, man. Roar. Yeah. Well, let's get into some more of our eruptions. Yes. Verbal eruptions. There you go.

Yeah, man. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pitches, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them all linked there. With that being said, let's get into our first set of headlines. Headline number one.

Yeah, there we go. Oh, shit. From eruptions to corruption.

All right. I say whip it out. Yeah. I'm going to find one way to be sure. Let's get into some of these headlines, man. Let's go to D.C. I like starting there because I got a very interesting take on some of this judicial shit that's happening.

paying attention really no i'm so focused on what i'm building right now that like when i come in here i'm hearing about the same amount as these guys everybody else for the first time yeah that's cool well that's how most people are hearing it yeah so that's cool um but it it is some weird stuff going on i think some important notes hopefully everybody could take away from this so the the biggest thing that i guess is happening right now with trump is all these executive orders are coming down you know he's trying to put all of these things in play

And then it came out originally as all these judges are stopping them. You know what I'm saying? These rogue judges, right? And I started thinking about this a little bit more. Like, you know, this headline reads Trump asked Trump admin asked Godis to allow it to move forward with plans to slash federal workforce.

And so, like, you know, these these rogue judges, they're calling them right there all over the place. And I can if you look up to date, I mean, even in Trump's first administration, it was anywhere from 64 to even some numbers are citing it as one hundred and four. injunctions, legal injunctions that have been put on the Trump administration in the first term.

Now with this second term, we're at like 79 right now. When you compare that to other administrations. Well, it says 17 on there. 17 nationwide, but some sources issued a total. It's been a total of 79 overall. But when you compare that to other administrations, like the Biden administration, for example, they only had 28 total in the total of four years.

You compare that to Obama, he had 12, and that's including both terms. The Bush administration had six. You know what I'm saying? So it's like there's obviously some bullshit going on here, right?

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I think the other piece of it, too, and what got me thinking on this is like, you know, most people again, we're trying to live our lives, man. Like, you know, people are working, taking care of families, right? Like we don't have time to really get to the nitty gritty of what's really happening behind the scenes. But I think it's important to just even understand the legal process, how it works.

What's up? What's Gucci, gang? Everything yeah, it is a busy week Yeah, it is a busy week. There's a lot of moving pieces last shit going on man. It's gonna be a good time Don't get be a good time.

you know because again how they're framing it oh it's these rogue judges that's not necessarily the truth right now like and i even like bought into it for a little bit my man like all these judges like they're activist judges right like you buy into that message and like you got to look into it a little bit more than just that right what's happening is

One, our legal system's completely fucked, right? It's over litigious. It takes way too long to get shit moving. All these court dockets, like it's cases and cases and cases, right? So what's happening is people are using the system that's in play to basically like...

you know prolong yeah sandbag sandbag any sort of change any type of change right right because the reality also dude remember this is how they get paid the longer these go the more lawyers get paid 100 and like and the thing is it's like eventually most of these cases are going to end up at the supreme court right because constitutionally legally trump's not out of line or out of order or any of that right

You can't just look at the judges. You have to look at who's bringing the lawsuits, who's actually bringing the lawsuits, because the judges don't start the lawsuits by themselves. Who's bringing the cases to the judges, right?

And most of these injunctions, most of them are just temporary injunctions, meaning the judge has to look at the stuff and like, okay, is there enough grounds here that I need to hear the full case? Stop whatever you're doing and let's review the facts. That's what happened. The problem is that shit takes months, sometimes if not years.

And so it's not necessarily just these rogue judges who is bringing the lawsuits to them. Right. And when you add in, oh, it was an Obama appointed judge or Biden appointed judge. Yeah, that's going to make it, you know, obviously they're going to side more. But temporary injunctions aren't a bad thing necessarily.

And dude, when you when you start looking into these things, you know, he had his first injunction literally the day he took office. for a second term on January 20th. There's a website, we'll link it here, but they have all 104 total and even the 79 that just happened this year in this term. And you can go on there and look at who's actually bringing these cases to these courts.

Yeah, so I work in a healthcare facility, and I'm successful in getting rid of contract agency staff. My main goal now is to get my overtime down. I'm spending about 100 hours a week on overtime. I did a wage analysis, and we're averaging about $5 an hour lower than all of my competition. I brought this up to my corporate. They are interested in hearing that.

They told me, you got out of agency, figure it out. So those are the hands I'm dealt. So I'm focused on engagement and culture. So far, I've been doing monthly cookouts, town hall meetings with raffles, different competitions with the staff. I have an anonymous box for staff that don't feel comfortable talking in public about any issues.

Employee of the month and $5 gift cards for staff members that receive positive Google reviews. What are some other strategies I could implement to help compete with these higher paying competitors?

I don't and that's I've identified that as a massive area that I need to improve on like I talk to them but I need to get more in depth with my communication with them.

My company does not. I've actually been working with my directors on building internal values because my company's not involved to a stance where they're going to stop me as long as those core values are what most companies would want in the core values. Okay. And I base, I base my structure off of first forms core values for my rough draft.

My mission is to help these people that come into my rehab facility, get back to their highest level of care because I don't want to see them living inside of of healthcare facility their whole life. I want them to get back out into the real world. And then we'll be there for them when they're ready to come back. But let's get you back to your highest level of function.

Okay. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. Yeah, because my goal, like, personally, my goal is to help CNAs go to nursing school if they want to. I just promoted a CNA that's like a top performer to a director position. I was like, hey, let's try this out. This building's meant for new upcoming directors. So that's like my personal goal. One of the things I guess I could... Go ahead.

One of the things I think I could really focus on is talking to the CNAs and finding out who wants to go to nursing school and helping them navigate the process of applying to one of the nursing schools in our area, especially navigating the financial aid part, so that way they don't end up with a ton of debt coming right out of nursing school.

And applying for grants and just other ways I can invest, I guess, is one idea I have.

You're right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Damn.

It's like crumple or fold.

This guy just got out of his car and pistol with me with a gun.

Joe.

We don't have to get into it.

Yeah.

Right.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, baby.

Hey, Dave. I am thankful for God first and my 10-year-old daughter.

My daughter's name is Aubrey.

So I guess my question is kind of centered around God. So main question is, does God want me or us to be wealthy? I kind of wanted to ask you that because I feel like you have a pretty big business and you have ties to people who are in church. So maybe you could offer some biblical insight. That way my finances and my spiritual life can be aligned a little bit more. Yeah.

And just knowing that God really doesn't care, it just matters where my heart is, that tells me a lot.

That's a lot. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, not a little bit.

Got to pay it back. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. She had gotten to a little situation, I guess, with her last partner. He ended up using it without her permission. And that's how she ended up being in that situation.

That's the thing, too, because I've been looking to you guys for a while, and I remember one thing Ramsey says is, you know, dinner tastes a little different, you know, when you're sitting across from somebody that owes you.

And I know I wouldn't be the one owing anyone, but, like, just the fact that, you know, that that kind of tension would be there, I wouldn't necessarily feel too comfortable with that.

My gut reaction was, I'll be honest, I was like, okay, like, am I in a position to do so? Like, yes. Like, yes. Can I hope it like that? Yes, but. Um, I, I just think like, like, just like, um, like character wise, I really feel like, you know, you know, um, you know, attacking debt is, you know, a character builder too. And I, you know, I definitely want us to grow in that regard.

I want her to take her finances serious too, as well.

I got you. I got you. No, no. There we go.

She can be definitely emotional when it comes down to things like that.

Maybe a sandal. I don't know about the cast outers, but she'd probably do something like that.

Yeah, but... I think that's important. Yeah, yeah, no, no, it definitely is.

I know, like, she's not the type to, like, flare up if you tell her no, but I just wanted to, yeah, I just wanted to get, like, affirmation on that just to say, like, you know, like, hey, you know, I mean, me being in the position I'm in is because I've listened to these, you know, I've listened to these people, and, you know, I really want to, you know, I'll call them, and maybe they can give you some more clarity, too, on my standpoint.

Are you going to marry her?

Yeah, that's definitely the plan for sure. Okay.

Yeah.

I wouldn't say that. I mean, we've talked about it, but as far as like a time frame on when we're going to get married, that hasn't been. All right.

Doing good, doing good. I've been watching you guys for a while, and I got a quick question. I'm just looking for a little bit of affirmation here. Okay. I have a girlfriend of about a year and a half, and we do live together. And she asked me actually last night if I could loan her money to pay off a debt. that she has on a credit card. So about $12,000.

About $12,000 in debt. That's not a little bit. Huh?

His words were recorded by his mom. I want to say that even though I think it is overwhelming to explain, I'm glad people are open to learning. I get nervous that with this, I will not be understood. Telepathy is a loaded word. Maybe it is the best way for neurotypicals to understand, but it is bigger than that. Alex said it perfectly. It is a totally different type of thought and existence.

I looked early on and I saw that there were sources that were skeptical of spelling, and I actually looked into some of the academic papers on it. And what I found was the 40 or so negative papers were earlier on in the process. They were back in the 90s. Then at one point, the spellers improved their methodology. You find later on, there's like over 100 papers

that are now saying, wait a minute, we missed something here.

There was a recent study out of the University of Virginia where somebody even said, let's track eye movements and hand movements and see what happens first. And what they found is the eye went first to the letter, then the finger followed the eye. So I think those old notions of spelling is kind of phony or fake. Those are being dispelled.

And I have no doubt whatsoever that the information I'm getting is coming from the spellers.