Joe Biden

What do you think, America? Should I pardon the Estonian assassin? Are you from the USS Hard R? I'll give you a pardon. Hit me up on Venmo.

How you doing, Joe Rogan?

How you doing, Joe Rogan?

How you doing, Joe Rogan?

You're going to call me when I'm awake from 3 to 3.15. Come on.

You're going to call me when I'm awake from 3 to 3.15. Come on.

You're going to call me when I'm awake from 3 to 3.15. Come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's a great T-shirt.

It's a great T-shirt.

It's a great T-shirt.

Hey, hey, hey. She's a real American. Give her a chance. Give her a chance to answer.

Hey, hey, hey. She's a real American. Give her a chance. Give her a chance to answer.

Hey, hey, hey. She's a real American. Give her a chance. Give her a chance to answer.

I didn't know we sent that. What's with the second belly button?

I didn't know we sent that. What's with the second belly button?

I didn't know we sent that. What's with the second belly button?

Well, we're trying to lower the prices of feeding tubes, so give me some time.