Joe Cole
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I wasn't.
So we're sitting at Wembley watching the game and then I got beat, come down and I'm standing outside the dressing room and Keegan's walked past and he's like, I'm not up to this.
I'm resigning.
And the poor little PR person for England was like, you can't do that.
Do you know what?
My job a lot was the charger.
That's the worst job in football.
Why did you have to pace?
Because you were rapid.
No, that was just because I was not very good.
I wasn't at anything else.
I'm not going to beat anyone in the air.
I wasn't big for the wall.
I wasn't tall enough for the wall.
If it clips to the far post, I'm no good to no one there.
But I can take one in the mush as good as anyone.
Let me tell you, I've had a few... I've seen some good charges in my time.
I've had some...
I've broken leg, ankle, toe, wrist.
I've done medials, right?