Joe DeRosa

It saved my ass because what I would do is I'd put Showtime on one end and then SNL on the other end.

And my dad would frequently come into the room and I'd switch it real quick.

And he'd be like, you better not be watching.

Showtime.

And I was like, I'm not, I'm not.

And then he would leave back to Emmanuel.

It's insane to me, and I will never, ever, ever put my driver's license information into a porn website.

Again.

12 times was enough.

I've learned.

I won't do it.

I'm just like, I'm not doing this.

But it is also still insane to me that all you got to do to look at a porn site is click a button that goes, I swear I'm 18.

You know, that's it.

And you're in.

A lot of websites now, though, because I use a VPN because in this day and age, why wouldn't you?

Somebody told me that the card sliders or whatever, when you go to 7-Eleven or wherever.

Somebody told me about a year ago, never, never type your manually type your code in because they said a lot of those not I'm not saying 7-Eleven does this, but like there are places where they'll put a camera in it so they can videotape you typing your number in.

And that's how they steal PIN codes.

Because, you know, it's fucked up.