Joe DeRosa

Yeah.

That's... This is, like, a dark hall... Okay, yeah, this...

It looks terrible right now, but trust me, it was scary.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Trying to describe a haunted house is like trying to reiterate one of Metzger's rants.

He was going off about something on the right side of the green room the other night, and I was sitting on the left side with Derek Post and Hassan, and I go, I just turned to them, I go, if Kurt was in Raiders of the Lost Ark when they opened the arc at the end, his face wouldn't melt.

What'd he say?

Oh, my God, yeah.

He's so funny.

He's so funny.

Dude, I've told this story many times about you and Kurt, and I laughed.

It made me laugh so hard, dude.

He was going off about something, dude, and you were just standing there quiet.

And you walked over, and you just go...

Kurt, I hesitate to even ask you the question because you knew you were going to rip the gift.

I laugh so hard.

I go, Rogan talks to people for four hours a day, three times a week.

And Kurt's the guy that he's like, Kurt, I don't even want to get you started right now.

Like, you know how to talk to anybody for lengths of time.