Joe Francis

Hey, I'm Joe Francis.

Hey, I'm Joe Francis.

So the first time that I actually encountered Joe Francis, we were waiting for an elevator at the federal courthouse. His first words were, you know this is all bullshit, right?

So the first time that I actually encountered Joe Francis, we were waiting for an elevator at the federal courthouse. His first words were, you know this is all bullshit, right?

The actual last thing that I've ever heard from Joe Francis was he texted me and he said that he had read the book. It was awful. He was going to sue me and he hoped that I died young.

The actual last thing that I've ever heard from Joe Francis was he texted me and he said that he had read the book. It was awful. He was going to sue me and he hoped that I died young.

If somebody wants to abuse the federal court system and file a frivolous lawsuit, I'll have some fun with it. I have absolutely nothing to lose. My lawyers are all full time. It's like, you know, who cares?

If somebody wants to abuse the federal court system and file a frivolous lawsuit, I'll have some fun with it. I have absolutely nothing to lose. My lawyers are all full time. It's like, you know, who cares?

I was only in a room with... The thing is, when the judge heard this, he upped the tension.

I was only in a room with... The thing is, when the judge heard this, he upped the tension.

The headline was, Judge Tells Joe Francis Settle or Jail. And that right there told everybody else in the nation that this judge is very sympathetic.

The headline was, Judge Tells Joe Francis Settle or Jail. And that right there told everybody else in the nation that this judge is very sympathetic.

Ultimately, what landed him in jail was his attitude, the fact that he just could not reel himself in and be respectful.

Ultimately, what landed him in jail was his attitude, the fact that he just could not reel himself in and be respectful.

Well, I've been in jail for eight months now, and I haven't been convicted of a single crime.

Well, I've been in jail for eight months now, and I haven't been convicted of a single crime.

No one, Bubba, gets held without bail in this country. Lindsay Lohan gets charged with cocaine twice, walks in and out of the friggin' facility in a day. You know, Bill Spector,

No one, Bubba, gets held without bail in this country. Lindsay Lohan gets charged with cocaine twice, walks in and out of the friggin' facility in a day. You know, Bill Spector,

Well, but it kind of seems that way, but not really. It's all from this town. Like, every problem I've ever had, other than the tax issue, every single problem has come out of one incident in 2003. What these guys did in Panama City, come on, man. You know Bay County, Florida is a scary place, Bubba. Come on.

Well, but it kind of seems that way, but not really. It's all from this town. Like, every problem I've ever had, other than the tax issue, every single problem has come out of one incident in 2003. What these guys did in Panama City, come on, man. You know Bay County, Florida is a scary place, Bubba. Come on.