Joe Kassabian

Yeah, 100%.

I remember back when I first heard about Warhammer through the books, nobody really knew what it was other than other people that would fall into that fan zone.

But now, anybody who doesn't even know it's a miniature, maybe they know it from the Total War games or whatever, but it's definitely the biggest it's ever been.

I do.

My debut gunpowder fantasy novel, The Highlands Burn, comes out May 29th.

So you can preorder it now, which is the best time to get it.

So when it arrives, it'll be nice and fresh.

Hey, I mean, recently Trump posted a picture of himself as Jesus Christ.

So maybe he's starting to buy miniatures.

Would you show me this picture?

I would love to be into the planning meeting on that one because, you know, it took a small to medium sized team to build this monster.

Someone had to pitch that idea to the rest of them and explain exactly what the fuck it was.

Yeah, and it still kind of works as a bit of imperial propaganda in 40K.

Like this is 100% something that the emperor would have said to like a planet in revolt.

Like here's your fucking tariffs.

Oh, incredible.

Everybody knows it can't be a Trump float because it wasn't sponsored by Coinbase.

The thing that really drove him to combat chaos is someone tried to explain the concept of a slurp juice to him.

All they need is a tiny bit.

There's always enough wiggle room.