Joe Kelly

Shout out to Apex.

Shoot, I don't even know where it's at.

But did this hurt too much?

Yeah, I threw a pitch and it strained again.

So I was like, nah, I'm done.

But now I feel good.

I feel great.

But you're not pitching.

Fuck no.

There's no such thing as retirement, bro.

I didn't serve in the military and I didn't work until I was 65.

There's no such thing as retirement for athletes.

Stop saying that shit.

Well, you got to file paperwork.

Nah, that's, yeah, it says you're done playing.

retiring is like something that my grandmother did you know like that it's so disrespectful to fucking i'm sorry i'm sorry all you people out there watching this that work a real job you guys deserve to retire athletes don't we just stop fucking playing okay stop let's cancel the word retirement it's used for people who fucking serve the military it's used for people who work till 65 like they have to they probably don't even like their job but they had to

to get retirement and benefits.

So when athletes are done playing, just say congratulations.

They're no longer playing.

No more retirement bullshit.