Joe Loya

Oh, he might be Indian.

And the reason every few of them said Mexican is because they said, oh, no, he wasn't Mexican.

He didn't have an accent.

Oh.

They would say he didn't have tattoos on his hands or his neck.

They were so used to being robbed by gangbanging drug addicts that I did not fit that profile at all.

So when I walk in with my glasses and my dark hair, I was black hair at the time, really thick black hair.

really dark skin like right now you can't tell but i'm a mexican from northern mexico and when we get the sun on us i get almost black like i get dark brown right so they could be confused for calling me a pakistani or indian sure but what the f i should not be excused for is saying oh did you say pakistani and indian okay well we're gonna go to lebanon right like that's i'm still like connected to beirut i'm still waiting yeah no just 80s ignorant shit right there that's how i become the

Beirut by way of Pakistan.

That's right.

Yeah, so that's how I get it.

But the story I wanted to tell you was that I get arrested, and when I get arrested, I get bail.

My Aunt Gloria puts up her home, and I go rob five more banks.

Five more banks I rob on bail.

Now, when I go rob this one bank, the day before I get arrested, it's the last one, when I'm walking out of the bank...

Who's coming to the bank, walking out with the bank?

I see a big Brinks truck and the Brinks guard is coming in with the money.

It's even to see who's going to get to the door first.

And I have money in my blue bag.

I got money.