Joe Opio

Oh, you changed my life on a little.

Here comes the whiteness.

It almost feels like you raised them with a pen feather.

Yeah.

From the governor.

I write this.

So he writes this and he goes like, you've enriched my life.

And I was, I read it and I literally went like, yo, if someone was keeping count, I'm winning way harder in this relationship than you are.

You know, you're taking me to the World Cup, done this, done this.

I'm here.

Yes, you, no, but like, I've done things through you, which I would never done or which are like beyond my craziest dreams.

But Trevor will literally thank you.

Even if, when it comes to friendship, like if you're keeping score, he's losing like crazy.

I'm like, 8-0 up.

And he's like, oh, Joe, you've given me an amazing game.

It's funny because I said this the other day.

I said, in the years that I've known, because you know, as humans, we're trying to rack up as much karma, karmic points as possible.

I said, your frequent mileage is crazy.

You've racked up so much good karma your way.

And it's evident.