Joe Opio

He's like, but you're going to listen to the internet.

Here's a real human being telling you this to your face, but you're going to listen to the internet.

Then he's like, oh, he's like, this is Leslie Jones.

She's headlining a summer blockbuster movie.

She's achieved something that most actors will never get to do in their entire lives.

But she's focusing on the tweets.

You two are the same.

You're choosing your misery.

You're choosing to be unhappy despite the world showing you every opportunity to choose something else.

Then he's like, if you're going to choose that, you can't be my friend because I don't hang out with losers.

You know when someone speaks to you like you're in a movie?

Because I was like, who says that in real life?

You can't be my friend because I don't hang out with losers.

And then Joe went, in classic Joe fashion, Joe was like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I don't know about you, but me, I'm hashtag winning.

He's like, if you cannot say that you're hashtag winning, ah, then you should walk away from the Daily Show.

You must go home because you are a loser.

Not because you are losing, but because you have chosen to lose.

So you can make your choice, but I know I've chosen mine.

Because to take it back to me being a gun and working gear, the way I used to think of it is, how many comedians in South Africa would change places with Trevor in an instant if you told them they would host a daily show

And would Trevor be willing to go back to South Africa and be the comedian, watching a South African comedian headlining this important show?