Joe Opio

When we lost to Liverpool, remember?

Yes.

I go like, oh, but it was a great game.

I don't... Because also, soccer is entertainment.

So, for me, the way I look at it, and I think you said it, I think I'm borrowing from you.

The thing you were doing at the Daily Show, I felt, the thing you were doing at the Daily Show when everything wasn't going great, is you were complaining and bitching about a bird shitting on your Ferrari.

But you have a Ferrari.

How many other people would rather have, because you can clean the bad poo off the Ferrari.

How many people would go like, I would rather have that Ferrari with the bad poo.

but at least I have a Ferrari.

So people, many times people focus on the bad pool instead of focusing on the Ferrari.

And for me, I call it wasted stress.

You call it what?

Wasted stress, like wasted stress.

So when, for example, when I came to the Daily Show, there was a writer who came and told me she had been writing there seven years.

And she told me every day when they gave a script to write,

She thought it was the last day at work.

She thought she would write such a bad script, she would get fired.

And I used to go like, so wait, you've done this for seven years.

Every day of those seven years, you haven't enjoyed this experience at all because you're stressed about losing this thing.