Joe Opio

I go like, I don't care if I bomb because I know I'm funny.

I've made people laugh all my life.

You are, how often would you say you buy clothes?

Never.

My sisters buy me clothes, but I've never gone shopping.

Yes.

And they only buy me clothes because they use my credit card.

So they're guilty.

So they go like, let's buy him something.

Let's give him something.

Then I said, no, no, I'm going to dress up for the date.

And this broke your mind.

Like, I literally remember you going, but you're dressed.

Then I said, yes, but I want to dress for the date.

And then you basically said,

why are you trying to appear the way that you are not?

Why not just show up the way that you are?

And then I was like, well then, but then you're not putting your best foot forward.

You basically said, if you're gonna go on a date as your best self, meet somebody as your best self, have them fall in love with you as your best self, and then turn into your real self,

How can you blame them when they stop liking you?