Joe Sanagata
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Why cough on these nuts when you can swallow them?
Well, there is consequences to things like that.
You're going to get something in the mail at your house.
I mean, you ran for a half an hour straight, dude.
You run a 5K in the morning, in the summer, right?
And you're all sweaty and whatever.
Then you have a crisp fucking light beer and a hot dog after.
Is there a need for convincing when I just have all your info already?
Like, I could just sign you up.
And then if you lose to him in the race...
And that's just the freedom to wear whatever I want.
So how about if I just pay an extra participant in this 5K and I dress him up as a ghoul and I have him about six steps behind you the entire time?
Why cough when you could swallow these nuts?
And on that note, we do have some sponsors.