Joe Santagato

It's really not great.

Say, what's in this drink?

He's like, shh, shh, shh.

He's like, it's freezing.

What's that tab at the bottom of my drink?

And he's just like, it's so ice cold.

I love that he wasn't even backing down from like, it's cold.

Like, it's just cold outside.

Like, that's the only thing he needs.

And then he tries to like...

find other ways to like work that in where he's just like it's up to your knees out there like you're not even gonna be able to make it home dude first of all if the snow is up to my knees out there I'm going out there you think I'm not making a snow angel dude when's the last time you played in the snow every year really like you go out and play what is playing in the snow like roll around jump around throw snowballs oh I'm rolling really I'm rolling every year good for you I'm glad that's more like me than like you

How can that be?

Because you are more like, when it snows outside, I need to open my emails and talk about bottom line and gross margins.

The thing is, you don't know me at all, clearly.

No, I know you quite well.

Oh, and I'm, oh, I'm Frank, I'm the quirky guy, so I go and I make a, shut the fuck up.

You're damn right I'm the quirky guy.

War is Over?

I mean, that's John Lennon.

Yeah, why?