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Joe Santagato

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The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

The boots are built in. So wear waders... Yeah, but if you fill that up, you can't move.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

And you can't move it? Oh, I've... It's happened to me. I once had... At Ralph's house. Ralph had one of those? Didn't you guys have one of those? Like a five-gallon water jug where it was like a ton of change? It was like a water jug like that that Ralph had. I think it was made out of glass. It was filled. And then it was like... His dad was like, if you can move it, it's yours. And I was like...

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

And you can't move it? Oh, I've... It's happened to me. I once had... At Ralph's house. Ralph had one of those? Didn't you guys have one of those? Like a five-gallon water jug where it was like a ton of change? It was like a water jug like that that Ralph had. I think it was made out of glass. It was filled. And then it was like... His dad was like, if you can move it, it's yours. And I was like...

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

And you can't move it? Oh, I've... It's happened to me. I once had... At Ralph's house. Ralph had one of those? Didn't you guys have one of those? Like a five-gallon water jug where it was like a ton of change? It was like a water jug like that that Ralph had. I think it was made out of glass. It was filled. And then it was like... His dad was like, if you can move it, it's yours. And I was like...

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Don't give me that challenge because I'll move it and then you're going to owe me the money. Bro, fill up a fucking five-gallon jug with coins. The heaviest coins you could think. I'm moving it. Move it in what capacity? Shift it? Tilt it? Get it from A to B? I could do it. You're just going to have to...

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Don't give me that challenge because I'll move it and then you're going to owe me the money. Bro, fill up a fucking five-gallon jug with coins. The heaviest coins you could think. I'm moving it. Move it in what capacity? Shift it? Tilt it? Get it from A to B? I could do it. You're just going to have to...

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Don't give me that challenge because I'll move it and then you're going to owe me the money. Bro, fill up a fucking five-gallon jug with coins. The heaviest coins you could think. I'm moving it. Move it in what capacity? Shift it? Tilt it? Get it from A to B? I could do it. You're just going to have to...

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, dollars, half dollars. Half dollars. Half dollars are cool. Nickels, bro. Dumb. Half dollars are cool because they were the only one I could fit in my eye. And like, like that, like I was wearing a monocle. What? You put a diamond. What do you put? A half dollar. A half dollar in your eye. Yes. Okay. They were big, too. Remember the size of those bitches? Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, dollars, half dollars. Half dollars. Half dollars are cool. Nickels, bro. Dumb. Half dollars are cool because they were the only one I could fit in my eye. And like, like that, like I was wearing a monocle. What? You put a diamond. What do you put? A half dollar. A half dollar in your eye. Yes. Okay. They were big, too. Remember the size of those bitches? Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, dollars, half dollars. Half dollars. Half dollars are cool. Nickels, bro. Dumb. Half dollars are cool because they were the only one I could fit in my eye. And like, like that, like I was wearing a monocle. What? You put a diamond. What do you put? A half dollar. A half dollar in your eye. Yes. Okay. They were big, too. Remember the size of those bitches? Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

I mean, I haven't seen one in a long time. Who's on that? JFK, I think. JFK? Yeah. John? Jacob. He was on those? Yeah. John Fakeup. Dingleheimer Schmidt. Frederick, I believe, but I don't know. Fitzgerald is his name. John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Yeah. Yeah. Junior? Was he junior? Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

I mean, I haven't seen one in a long time. Who's on that? JFK, I think. JFK? Yeah. John? Jacob. He was on those? Yeah. John Fakeup. Dingleheimer Schmidt. Frederick, I believe, but I don't know. Fitzgerald is his name. John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Yeah. Yeah. Junior? Was he junior? Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

I mean, I haven't seen one in a long time. Who's on that? JFK, I think. JFK? Yeah. John? Jacob. He was on those? Yeah. John Fakeup. Dingleheimer Schmidt. Frederick, I believe, but I don't know. Fitzgerald is his name. John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Yeah. Yeah. Junior? Was he junior? Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

jfk jr bro who is the one that that was the president jfk jr that's a good question now that i'm thinking about it because i know rfk jr jr wasn't no it was just jfk was the president and then he had his sting you know gotten rid of bang bang yeah that was uh that was something uh I have a half dollar that my grandmother— You ever go down that rabbit hole?

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

jfk jr bro who is the one that that was the president jfk jr that's a good question now that i'm thinking about it because i know rfk jr jr wasn't no it was just jfk was the president and then he had his sting you know gotten rid of bang bang yeah that was uh that was something uh I have a half dollar that my grandmother— You ever go down that rabbit hole?

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

jfk jr bro who is the one that that was the president jfk jr that's a good question now that i'm thinking about it because i know rfk jr jr wasn't no it was just jfk was the president and then he had his sting you know gotten rid of bang bang yeah that was uh that was something uh I have a half dollar that my grandmother— You ever go down that rabbit hole?

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Did we drive by it in Dallas?