Joe Santagato
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Who are you, dad?
You're an overweight Colombian that has no fucking working knees.
You're fine.
I just like to see a lay of land.
What do you— So, let me ask you guys.
So here's the thing.
I'm only going to take the booth.
Yes, I'm gonna offer it first to Becca or whoever I'm having dinner with.
But if there's more than one person in the booth where like if I have to get out, they have to get out, I'm not doing that.
I'm taking the chair because then you gotta bounce.
There's nothing worse than this.
So, so humbling to just be like, I got, guys, gotta use the bathroom.
Yeah, you gotta bounce out.
It sucks!
I'll be honest, as a grown man, I am more inclined to go under the table than I am to wiggle my ass through a fucking booth.
Let me give you some advice.
I'm telling you right now, if Tim Robinson watches this show, we just gave you one, buddy.
That's a layup and a half.
It's like, no, no, no, don't get up, don't get up.