Joe Santagato

I was looking for the video so we could see it. Yeah, no. It's pretty... I don't know if it was... Oh, yeah, it was Tokyo. That's a three-minute video. Do the 39-second one right there. I got you. It's like... Was it Tokyo? All right, hold on. Let's watch this. I mean, it's just growing out in a circle.

I was looking for the video so we could see it. Yeah, no. It's pretty... I don't know if it was... Oh, yeah, it was Tokyo. That's a three-minute video. Do the 39-second one right there. I got you. It's like... Was it Tokyo? All right, hold on. Let's watch this. I mean, it's just growing out in a circle.

Mad smart. That is unbelievable. Bro, Becca watched, like, a fucking documentary on mushrooms one day, and it was like, they are, like, connected through the soil across the whole planet. That makes me believe—I mean, not that I don't believe, but, like, doing mushrooms would probably have, like, this, like— Bro, there are people that, like, swear by psychedelics and shit like that.

Mad smart. That is unbelievable. Bro, Becca watched, like, a fucking documentary on mushrooms one day, and it was like, they are, like, connected through the soil across the whole planet. That makes me believe—I mean, not that I don't believe, but, like, doing mushrooms would probably have, like, this, like— Bro, there are people that, like, swear by psychedelics and shit like that.

Mad smart. That is unbelievable. Bro, Becca watched, like, a fucking documentary on mushrooms one day, and it was like, they are, like, connected through the soil across the whole planet. That makes me believe—I mean, not that I don't believe, but, like, doing mushrooms would probably have, like, this, like— Bro, there are people that, like, swear by psychedelics and shit like that.

Yeah, they microdose every day. I can't do that. I would not—not that I've ever done them, so I don't know what the effect is, but, like, I imagine it's not fun. Why? I mean, if you do, like, an insane amount. But what does microdosing do? It gets you high. Stuff. No, it's not necessarily, like, a high. Like, you don't get, like, high. But you get, like, something. It's, like, it does something.

Yeah, they microdose every day. I can't do that. I would not—not that I've ever done them, so I don't know what the effect is, but, like, I imagine it's not fun. Why? I mean, if you do, like, an insane amount. But what does microdosing do? It gets you high. Stuff. No, it's not necessarily, like, a high. Like, you don't get, like, high. But you get, like, something. It's, like, it does something.

Yeah, they microdose every day. I can't do that. I would not—not that I've ever done them, so I don't know what the effect is, but, like, I imagine it's not fun. Why? I mean, if you do, like, an insane amount. But what does microdosing do? It gets you high. Stuff. No, it's not necessarily, like, a high. Like, you don't get, like, high. But you get, like, something. It's, like, it does something.

You get high. Yeah. You get high. Just say it, brother. No. Yeah. You don't even know! I know, I don't. No, like, it's crazy. That's why, like, honestly, Last of Us kind of does scare me a little bit, because, like... If the mushrooms, if, like, bacteria decided to turn on us... Well, that shit is real. That strain of fungus is real. Cordyceps. And that's actually what it does.

You get high. Yeah. You get high. Just say it, brother. No. Yeah. You don't even know! I know, I don't. No, like, it's crazy. That's why, like, honestly, Last of Us kind of does scare me a little bit, because, like... If the mushrooms, if, like, bacteria decided to turn on us... Well, that shit is real. That strain of fungus is real. Cordyceps. And that's actually what it does.

You get high. Yeah. You get high. Just say it, brother. No. Yeah. You don't even know! I know, I don't. No, like, it's crazy. That's why, like, honestly, Last of Us kind of does scare me a little bit, because, like... If the mushrooms, if, like, bacteria decided to turn on us... Well, that shit is real. That strain of fungus is real. Cordyceps. And that's actually what it does.

It just doesn't do it to humans. It does it to ants. What does it do? It takes over their brain and then makes them act, like, super aggressively. Why do you look up goo? No, I was just going to Google. Don't stop me.

It just doesn't do it to humans. It does it to ants. What does it do? It takes over their brain and then makes them act, like, super aggressively. Why do you look up goo? No, I was just going to Google. Don't stop me.

It just doesn't do it to humans. It does it to ants. What does it do? It takes over their brain and then makes them act, like, super aggressively. Why do you look up goo? No, I was just going to Google. Don't stop me.

Yo, look, there's, like, spiders and animals that, like, cordyceps will take over their fucking brain and turn them into zombies and shit. Bro. I can't, I can't. This is real shit, dude. I know, I know. That's why I'm talking about it. There's no way I'm dying in a zombie apocalypse, though. I would need guns. Yeah, duh. What do you mean you would need guns?

Yo, look, there's, like, spiders and animals that, like, cordyceps will take over their fucking brain and turn them into zombies and shit. Bro. I can't, I can't. This is real shit, dude. I know, I know. That's why I'm talking about it. There's no way I'm dying in a zombie apocalypse, though. I would need guns. Yeah, duh. What do you mean you would need guns?

Yo, look, there's, like, spiders and animals that, like, cordyceps will take over their fucking brain and turn them into zombies and shit. Bro. I can't, I can't. This is real shit, dude. I know, I know. That's why I'm talking about it. There's no way I'm dying in a zombie apocalypse, though. I would need guns. Yeah, duh. What do you mean you would need guns?

Like, you just broke the fucking... No, like, I... You would need guns? How would you survive with those? Bro, imagine being in here and we just have ammo. Yeah, but we would need food. And the way that Greg eats, we'll run out of food in an hour. Yeah, that's true. This fucking little snack boy. Yeah, no. But he'd probably be good at finding the crumbs around here.

Like, you just broke the fucking... No, like, I... You would need guns? How would you survive with those? Bro, imagine being in here and we just have ammo. Yeah, but we would need food. And the way that Greg eats, we'll run out of food in an hour. Yeah, that's true. This fucking little snack boy. Yeah, no. But he'd probably be good at finding the crumbs around here.

Like, you just broke the fucking... No, like, I... You would need guns? How would you survive with those? Bro, imagine being in here and we just have ammo. Yeah, but we would need food. And the way that Greg eats, we'll run out of food in an hour. Yeah, that's true. This fucking little snack boy. Yeah, no. But he'd probably be good at finding the crumbs around here.