Joe Santagato

Yeah, that's a great question. Okay. No, no, no.

Here are the penalties. Okay, go. For the first offense, $1,000. To beat it? Yeah, but a person of the court has to catch you. Oh, the bill is expected to make clear exceptions for contraceptives, masturbation, and LGBTQIA people. There you go, you dumbass. But still, that means sex. So that means that sex without intent of fertilizing an embryo, the first offense is $1,000.

Here are the penalties. Okay, go. For the first offense, $1,000. To beat it? Yeah, but a person of the court has to catch you. Oh, the bill is expected to make clear exceptions for contraceptives, masturbation, and LGBTQIA people. There you go, you dumbass. But still, that means sex. So that means that sex without intent of fertilizing an embryo, the first offense is $1,000.

Here are the penalties. Okay, go. For the first offense, $1,000. To beat it? Yeah, but a person of the court has to catch you. Oh, the bill is expected to make clear exceptions for contraceptives, masturbation, and LGBTQIA people. There you go, you dumbass. But still, that means sex. So that means that sex without intent of fertilizing an embryo, the first offense is $1,000.

Second offense, $5,000. Any subsequent offense, $10,000.

Second offense, $5,000. Any subsequent offense, $10,000.

Second offense, $5,000. Any subsequent offense, $10,000.

God damn. Holy shit. TikTok. Clip that. Clip that and put this emoji. The sweating one. That's the emoji that they use for you.

God damn. Holy shit. TikTok. Clip that. Clip that and put this emoji. The sweating one. That's the emoji that they use for you.

God damn. Holy shit. TikTok. Clip that. Clip that and put this emoji. The sweating one. That's the emoji that they use for you.

It said contraceptives. So if I'm wearing a condom, it's okay? I guess so. It says masturbation, so I guess they allow it. You're safe. Don't worry, jerk-off king. And then it says people of the LGBTQIA plus community are safe as well.

It said contraceptives. So if I'm wearing a condom, it's okay? I guess so. It says masturbation, so I guess they allow it. You're safe. Don't worry, jerk-off king. And then it says people of the LGBTQIA plus community are safe as well.

It said contraceptives. So if I'm wearing a condom, it's okay? I guess so. It says masturbation, so I guess they allow it. You're safe. Don't worry, jerk-off king. And then it says people of the LGBTQIA plus community are safe as well.

This is an attack on straights. Make it harder to be straight in this country.

This is an attack on straights. Make it harder to be straight in this country.

This is an attack on straights. Make it harder to be straight in this country.

And having a ton of money.

And having a ton of money.

And having a ton of money.

So, like, that's what I imagine it would mean is that, like, if you got forced this. I mean, if someone reports you. Bro, I'm telling you right now, if we ever do a show... Okay, where are you going with this? No, can you imagine just, like... Bro, could you imagine... Like, that's crazy, right? Like, that is some legit, like, Handmaid's Tale shit. Like, they're controlling where semen is going.