Joe Santagato

You're supposed to, like, check the emergency exits.

You're supposed to make sure, yeah, you don't hear anyone playing beer pong or, like, you know, smoking a doobie in their room.

Smoking a fad dube.

Smoking a marijuana cigarette.

You peer in, and you see 500 fucking hot dogs.

I mean, I obviously have several questions.

But I'm not upset about it.

There's two different types of milks, if I'm not mistaken.

What is that?

Yeah, it looks like one is like a creamer, one is like almond milk, and then one's a skim.

If I see skim in anyone's fridge, I'm fucking never again am I talking to you.

There is a whipped cream.

It looks like there's two things, whether that's sour cream or cottage cheese.

This is a disgusting.

I'm pumped about that.

Disgusting for whom?

Because it's not very balanced.

That's a garage fridge.

Or you're doing like a fundraiser where it's like, cook out for the fire department down on Main Street.

And it's like, come support the local boys and girls in red by having a dog for a dollar.