Joe Santagato

I can't with confidence say I haven't.

I definitely have eaten frozen, like, pizza pockets before, though.

frozen yeah like out of the thing like they're just they're just frozen i was drunk what's pizza pockets pizza pocket like a like a hot pocket pizza rolls you ate frozen i was i was didn't that hurt your teeth your little teeth didn't feel good don't don't no no no don't do that back to the hot dogs yeah i will say this i will immediately worry about this person's cardio health and their their cholesterol i'm worried about their asshole

I mean, I'm not going to jump to being worried about someone's asshole on the first date.

Yeah, I'm probably not worried about the asshole on the first date.

Hey, I'm worried about your fucking asshole.

Dude, I love hot dogs.

No one is a bigger hot dog fan than me.

I'm just really worried about what could be going on with your asshole right now.

Yeah, hey, that was a fun date.

Let's do it again sometime.

Is your asshole okay?

So many ways to go about that.

I don't hate this.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

I would be more impressed at the level of Tetris-like packaging that this person clearly went through in order to make this all fit.

Because this took taking stuff out, putting it back in, in order to make it all fit.

And that looks like it's, like, is that the plastic is still on those bottom parts of the fridge?

So, like, they might have gotten this fridge just to hold the hot dog.