Joe Santagato

So these people that do cross-country trips that drive through Louisiana but never get out of their car, they can never say they went and they can never count it on the cross-country trip that they did?

I would personally not say that.

I would say that I... Why do you limit the amount of enjoyment you can have?

Why do you need to put strict guidelines?

You take these little fucking handcuffs of society and you put them on the wrists of your life.

Why don't you just allow yourself to live for 30 seconds?

It doesn't need to be all, you need to get out and go to a cafe and get a fucking oat milk latte.

Fuck you, fuck your coffee drinks, and fuck Brooklyn while I'm at it.

How about that?

I'm just counting it.

I don't know what would elicit that sort of response, especially when I'm saying that I just wouldn't count it.

I wouldn't tell someone who asked me, have you been here?

And I connected in the airport and been like, yeah, I've been there.

Because then they're going to go, oh, cool.

Where'd you stay?

And I'm like, oh, I just connected.

And they're going to go, what?

Well, I am recanting my support of his argument because he decided I was his enemy.

The same applies for driving through.

That's crazy.