Joe Weisenthal

Yes.

No, they don't.

A bird looks like a T-Rex?

What?

It does.

Come on.

Okay, now this I'm very interested in.

I believe that fossils exist.

I'm glad we established that.

I actually was at a dinner once, and I met someone who is a commercial fossil pursuer, hunter, collector, whatever.

Sounds like they're worth quite a bit of money, or they can be.

Yeah.

um there's a uh one of those really fancy south beach hotels they have uh a big full i forget which diner a big dinosaur thing in their lobby and i think even like gold-plated or something it looks absolutely like is there a real fossil that i think so and it's like ostentatiously miami or something like that yeah oh wow okay if i had a lot of money and i was done collecting art and i was done collecting rare books maybe i'd move on to dinosaurs

You know what else is something interesting?

I just looked on the terminal, and right now, dinosaur future fossils are in backwardation.

No, I made that clear.

There's no dinosaur futures.

There's certainly not a futures curve.

I made that up.

That's just pure fabrication.