Joe Wilkinson

Dear fat friend.

No, there's no money in it.

right well have a terrific day and I'll see you on the next episode of lose two stars yeah cheers everyone cheers everyone music music music music

It's email time now.

That's who the time is right now.

We're opening up all of the old emails now.

I wonder who has emailed in now.

And Craig and Stu have emailed in now.

And Sally too has emailed in now.

And John and

Welcome, everybody, to Mailbag Fridays.

Welcome, everybody, to Mailbag Fridays.

This is from Simon Hammond, and he sent this in the 3rd of April last year, 2025, and it's entitled, Right Said Fred Quip.

I was out one night having a few drinks with a couple of friends, both of whom are very bald.

That night they happened to be wearing almost identical clothing.

One of them suggested that they looked a bit like Right Said Fred because they were sitting together and needed somebody to sit in between them.

Quick as a flash, I said, yeah, a drummer.

I accidentally put, thank you for your drummer.

God damn me, son.

And he'll push it back on me.