Joe Wilkinson

I can tell you as a mother who runs her household and carries the mother's load, it gets really boring.

I didn't say I really do.

Oh, is that when Nomi went away and I felt like I found my... Oh, and then you had your little sister.

Yeah, it gets really boring really fucking quickly, she says.

Looking forward to hearing all about it once you feel like throat-punching yourself rather than having to triple-handle the 11th billion load of washing.

The time is 11.48.

It's from Joe Mead.

Hi, Dave and Joe.

I'm a self-employed gardener.

I've been doing it for 20 years.

I love it.

But it can get monotonous.

I love the stories of your old garden.

Please don't encourage.

For some reason, I thought you might be interested in hearing about a system we have.

We have about 120 maintenance jobs and two vans.

So when I write the list for the second van's jobs, rather than make my mate remember all the names, I use the customer's real name, but they also have a nickname to make it easier to remember.

Some of them are just things that describe the job, like Copperburg.

Found a bottle of Copperburg there on our first visit.

So he said, you've got to go and do Copperburg's lawn.