Joe

Anyway, don't let your wife brainwash you against your family.

Next one.

Your parents are the best.

Don't ignore them.

Next one.

Who even are you without your hardworking parents?

And then finally, when she dumps you, you'll be running back home for the money.

Jesus.

He was just cooking a lasagna.

Yeah.

Richard Desmond in his autobiography wrote about spending what felt like every Friday at Victoria's parents' house.

There's something so quaint about this.

It's like the OK Magazine era and it's at Victoria's parents' house.

Like the Beckhams aren't kind of...

yet they're still wide-eyed and yeah, we'll take whatever deal's going.

Spending every Friday at Victoria's parents' house with the young couple where they would all quote, plot and plan the next features we would do.

A huge check was always involved and the Beckhams wanted the limelight.

All of it, so much.

He talked in Time magazine on his 50th birthday last year about still something.

It was a rare moment of, oh, there you are, where he was like, something's really still missing in my life.