Joel Werner

The knife has to be.

It's Chekhov's knife, right?

This is like I'm imagining the cum going on some sort of like Hot Wheels roller coaster ride where it like shoots out of one hole and dives into a different hole.

Wow.

Other science journalists as well.

I'm just perpetually shocked at the moment.

So do they know what length of time there was between her going down on her new lover and her getting stabbed?

Was she caught in the act?

And so the sperm could like maybe have just been freshly in the stomach.

Okay.

It's this perfect storm of like eating and swallowing the cum and getting stabbed in the stomach.

Which, you know, explains our exit from the stomach.

But there's still, this is just the first step of a long journey, I'm imagining.

Look, this is, you know those guys who like overanalyze the Zapruder film of JFK's assassination and they're like rewinding it and going, oh, the bullet had to have come in through the, like Neil reminds me of one of those guys.

He's just gone, no, look, it sounds far-fetched, but maybe there's this like magic sperm that can like rollercoaster its way through the abdomen and then magically fertilize it.

Unbelievable.

And I imagine that we haven't evolved to help sperm from, was it the peritoneal?

Yes, cavity.

The cavity to then find its way.

It's not like we usually get sperm in this part of the body.