Joel

Dominatrix?

Are they sure the cross wasn't an IUD? Get all the way up into her heart. Sometimes you honor too hard of a horse ride. A little cross in the uterus protecting my wife from my semen. By the power of Christ.

Are they sure the cross wasn't an IUD? Get all the way up into her heart. Sometimes you honor too hard of a horse ride. A little cross in the uterus protecting my wife from my semen. By the power of Christ.

Are they sure the cross wasn't an IUD? Get all the way up into her heart. Sometimes you honor too hard of a horse ride. A little cross in the uterus protecting my wife from my semen. By the power of Christ.

Hey, listen, I know this is sound crazy, right? You cut her boobies off so I can play with them? Listen, I just want to see what it's like, okay? I've never just played with boobies without a woman next to me.

Hey, listen, I know this is sound crazy, right? You cut her boobies off so I can play with them? Listen, I just want to see what it's like, okay? I've never just played with boobies without a woman next to me.

Hey, listen, I know this is sound crazy, right? You cut her boobies off so I can play with them? Listen, I just want to see what it's like, okay? I've never just played with boobies without a woman next to me.

This is just so many people just saying, I'm sorry you got diced up to death after death. And it's like, man, they're dead. They don't know. You didn't get killed in London. You got killed in some little shire. And so no one gives a shit.

This is just so many people just saying, I'm sorry you got diced up to death after death. And it's like, man, they're dead. They don't know. You didn't get killed in London. You got killed in some little shire. And so no one gives a shit.

This is just so many people just saying, I'm sorry you got diced up to death after death. And it's like, man, they're dead. They don't know. You didn't get killed in London. You got killed in some little shire. And so no one gives a shit.

That's it? Yeah, bad death. But she was a nice lady?

That's it? Yeah, bad death. But she was a nice lady?

That's it? Yeah, bad death. But she was a nice lady?

See, that's not sainthood. I call that like a mulligan. There's a bunch of guys going like, hey, listen, I'm sorry, we had just seen, what was it, the river? Was that the one with Sean Penn where they beat the Mystic River? Mystic River, yeah. So I was all right fucking, oh, man, I was keyed up.

See, that's not sainthood. I call that like a mulligan. There's a bunch of guys going like, hey, listen, I'm sorry, we had just seen, what was it, the river? Was that the one with Sean Penn where they beat the Mystic River? Mystic River, yeah. So I was all right fucking, oh, man, I was keyed up.

See, that's not sainthood. I call that like a mulligan. There's a bunch of guys going like, hey, listen, I'm sorry, we had just seen, what was it, the river? Was that the one with Sean Penn where they beat the Mystic River? Mystic River, yeah. So I was all right fucking, oh, man, I was keyed up.

It turned out that he was there the whole time. I think they should investigate the priest that made him a saint and be like, hey, sometimes people are wrong.

It turned out that he was there the whole time. I think they should investigate the priest that made him a saint and be like, hey, sometimes people are wrong.

It turned out that he was there the whole time. I think they should investigate the priest that made him a saint and be like, hey, sometimes people are wrong.

That's so cute. That totally demoralizes every other meaning of the saints. Oh, I'd much rather hang out with a bunch of dogs and saints.