Joey Diaz
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Wait a minute.
You can't just put a rat in his ass, child.
No, I don't want him to kiss my ass.
I want him to show me the plan in your ass.
You don't remember, but there was one night at the comedy store.
I bombed hard.
I went out and I started talking about like, you know, adrenochrome babies eating and all that.
And it was just silent and I couldn't come back from it.
And when I got backstage, you were like, listen, Eddie Bravo.
You can't just put it in their ass.
You got to play with their pussy a little bit.
Nibble on their ears.
You just can't put it right in their ass.
I'll never forget that.
That's the greatest advice I've ever gotten.
Hey, is Zabit coming back?
I saw him sparring.
So you're saying Zabit's not coming back?