Joey Diaz
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
My aunt calls me and goes, Edgar, your dad's here.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
I thought maybe he's dead or something.
And the whole way down from Hollywood to Orange County, I'm like, I'm not going to give him any shit.
We're going to start over.
We're going to fucking make this good.
I'm not going to give him any shit.
Fuck that 240ZX.
Those are, for some reason, teenagers figured out how to steal those.
Wow, I'm a lot of friends.
I had friends.
I had friends that would steal MR2s, and there were so many of them out there, and they would take the plates and switch them so they can get an extra couple days before people figured out it was stolen.
You ever switch plates?
Steal a car.
Remember that old story where we're doing jiu-jitsu.
He's like a blue belt.
I'm a purple belt.
And he fucking rips his knee.
Something happens in the gym.