Joey Jones

Well, I shopped at the Hillsdale Mall in San Mateo when it was outdoors. That's putting you way back. They had banana records. They had the Sunset House. Do you know, like, what are those places called, novelty stores, where you'd buy, like, you'd buy a glass and the ice cubes would... Spencers. Spencers. Spencer's Gifts. It was like the first Spencer's Gift.

I would buy stupid things like, yeah, ice cubes with naked ladies on them. Yeah, you did. Black light posters. I had so many of them. One more thing.

I would buy stupid things like, yeah, ice cubes with naked ladies on them. Yeah, you did. Black light posters. I had so many of them. One more thing.

Don't get used to it.

Don't get used to it.

If it had flown him a little closer, I might still have legs anyway.

If it had flown him a little closer, I might still have legs anyway.

Greg's next.

Greg's next.

You are the worst. All right. Tonight, we have a great show. Tom Shalhoub. All right. This is – I'm looking at the wrong thing. David Angelo, Joey Jones, Michelle Tafoya, Dagan Dell. And remember, if you want to come see me, go to gutfeld.com. I'll be in Grand Rapids, Rockford, Allentown, Foxwoods, Prescott, Sugar Land. Go to my website, ggutfeld.com. All right, let's do this real quickly.

You are the worst. All right. Tonight, we have a great show. Tom Shalhoub. All right. This is – I'm looking at the wrong thing. David Angelo, Joey Jones, Michelle Tafoya, Dagan Dell. And remember, if you want to come see me, go to gutfeld.com. I'll be in Grand Rapids, Rockford, Allentown, Foxwoods, Prescott, Sugar Land. Go to my website, ggutfeld.com. All right, let's do this real quickly.

Sexy bear news. All right. This is Benton. Check him out. This black bear rolling in a pile of fresh pine.

Sexy bear news. All right. This is Benton. Check him out. This black bear rolling in a pile of fresh pine.

Where's the music?

Where's the music?

Where's the music?

Where's the music?

Never mind. You guys blew the ending.

Never mind. You guys blew the ending.

All right, real quick, if you haven't had a chance yet, go check out, I've got a new book out. It's called Behind the Badge. I'm not great at promoting things. You can go buy yours. You can go order yours now, preorder it. It's called Behind the Badge. You can get it at foxnewsbooks.com. You can get one.