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John Bishop

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74 total appearances

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

That happened.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

The thing in the film, the reconciliation...

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

The fact that my wife, who was divorced, comes to a comedy club where I'm on stage telling jokes about it is the thing that people go, they've only put that in because it's the only one film.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

That's the thing that happened.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

That's the real thing that happened.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

She wasn't with a big sporting legend in Peyton Manning.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

She was with her mates from work.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

Because I was in the frog and bucket.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

And I was on stage.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

And I used to do this joke, which is where I used to say, try and let all the ladies in the room know that I was a single fella.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

I used to say, look, I'm really sad at the moment because me and my wife aren't together.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

The audience go, oh, it's not that bad.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

We're not divorced or anything.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

I've just killed her.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

but I knew I was gonna miss it, so I've kept her head in the fridge.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

It's a terrible joke, but as I said that, the head that was meant to be in the fridge, I could see it in the audience, and I was on stage, and when you're on stage, there's always a little drift of light, and I could see it, and we were literally at the final stages of the divorce, and I remember thinking, that's gonna cost me another 10 grand.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

That joke's not worth it.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

And then she, but everything else that sort of transpired after was really very realistic.

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

You know, the air coming up to me going, you know, what's all that about?

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JOHN BISHOP: ‘It’s like Ronnie Whelan’s foot
 wasn’t a foot!’ | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

And it just, it was so, it was so good to see.

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