John-David
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You know those frosted sugar cookies?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
No, no, no. Like in Walmart or Butcher's or wherever. Oh, those things that come in dozens. Yeah, yeah. So there's some that have like a dark blue icing. Guys. Change your poop color? The combination that that makes in the whatever. You think there's something wrong, but it's really just the blue icing.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Beth's telling on herself.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Jordan, what's next? All right, really controversial this one. America over Canada every time. Got it. It's a fun joke I do.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Hunting or fishing? Got to choose one.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Okay, let's do that. Milk or juice?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Because my mother told me this when I was a teenager. Okay. And it stood the test of time. Don't you ever look down on nobody?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, to be honest, no, I haven't. And I'm shocked that I'm saying that. Well, good for you.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I'll teach her. No, you won't. Mama worked on B-17 bombers. That's awesome. Well, she was a Riveter, Rosie the Riveter. That's awesome.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And look, she was the first one that worked on television. Yeah. Well, she was the pioneer all the way. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
If you mess with the public in any capacity, you've got a tough one.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
You can never please them
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I've always drove by them.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
If this didn't have one person, it was worse coming to you and telling it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
By the grace of God, there I go. For real, though.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
When you're having fun, you always run out of time.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, we need to have our own.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Jeremiah 29, verse 11. God speaking. You have no idea the plans I have for you. Yeah. Declares the Lord. Not to harm you, but to give you hope and to give you a future. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
See, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. You're going to have trials and tribulations on this planet.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Okay? It's how you, you can only control one thing, what you do. Yep. Okay? And, hey, I don't wish what happened to this young lady happened to nobody. Okay? I only want the best for all of you.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah. But it's going to happen.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
It's going to happen. Yeah. And then, hey, here's what it is. Life goes on. Yeah. Life hits you. What are you going to do with it? Yeah.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Don't ever give up your dream.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Keep chasing. Keep persevering, okay? Because guess what? The Lord's going to tell you, hey, I got something planned for you. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Even more impressive. You don't think of stuff. You needed a job. I needed a job. I had no business turning away an income. When I'm watching Western movies, they always talk about how bad, about, okay, well, she works in a saloon. Hey, folks, you got to live, okay? Okay. Got to have a job. Got to have a job.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I told you when I met this lady, hey, don't let her go get away. I guarantee you.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, no. I said, hey, look, don't let this go away.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
See, neither one of y'all knew it, but God knew it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, no, I'm serious. That's why God does about three things a lot. He laughs a lot, he cries a lot, because, hey, he loves the human race so much that he gave his only one son for you.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, and that was just past. Yeah. That's why I, you know.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Oh, it is no telling.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Because he didn't even think about it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
It was factual. No. It was just factual. Just factual. Out of the mouths of babes.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Hold on. Hold up.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Hey, that's part of it. Yeah. You put in the work with them and then you get to do the other. You got married and raised and now I'm fixing to show you what I went through.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I regret that, though. I've taken us down a road.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Hey, it can be reconnected.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I'd like to just experience one. That's where this gets crazy.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
They're all crazy. It's just a different thing.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
See? No, no. See, that's what this is. This is great. It really is. I did what I had to do. Well, no, no. That's what most people do. They don't think about, well, wait a minute. Hey, shut up, you idiot. You ain't never been in a barn where you need a job.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Because there's always that. It's crazy. Mighty got beef at six. But it is.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, no, it is. So. No, because they both love each other. Okay. But you talking about some knock down drag out.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
now yeah like they're a lot and they like each other most of the time i mean they they still do what kids well they they fight over the stupidest thing you'll see some of that as they get older yeah that hey big brother or little brother whichever way they look at it y'all hey don't mess with him
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Don't look down on me.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
He's got that. That's for sure.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Because I fucked that my whole life.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I said, wait a minute. That ain't. That is not for you. There's nothing wrong with you. Get off your butt, go to work. Valvoline? Valvoline, baby.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I don't like a box turtle's friends. I had one growing up.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Like toots. Well, it's just modestly dressed and fake. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Let the imagination take over.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
You still have it? No. I will just fix that. I know somebody that will give you big money for that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
If you don't tell them, I'm going to tell them.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Oh, my gosh. It always reminds me of this. Look, I knew mom before she was born. I've always loved that because people don't think about it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I'm looking and it says, okay, who's the Spanish family-friendly restaurant? Check out the uniform. Well, I wish them... success with with trying to come back modestly okay with not having to live in that world to be a successful restaurant and i'm here for that because they have great wings i love their wings i wasn't allowed to eat them well no it's a business okay it's a business and hey yeah
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Go figure it out, man. That's a, a gold girl. You're on your story. Okay, that's it. I look at it as, okay, you've done that with a badge of honor.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I've got to take care of myself. Nobody's helping me. And it's not like, you know,
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Hey, my hat's off to you, darling. Thank you. Because, yo, you had issues, okay, and you handled it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, no, I'm serious. I'm serious. Yo, my hat, I'm serious. She wasn't even cheering. Because people don't think about that, okay? Hey, you have no choice in this.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I've got to provide food and lodging and all this for myself. How am I going to do it?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I've only been once. Now I can't wait. Delightfully tactful.
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Uncle Si Comes Back from the ER!
Can I wrap the shrimp in bacon? Because it's still shrimp. You come to my house, you can't.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, he was picking your mind about the plants that he needed to mess with.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He didn't have Dan at first. That's what I did. We walked through the woods over there. Cut it down to the ground.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Here's the weird deal. When he was in his 20s, I'd just say 25 to 28, the motto was, who's the man?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
It's because he, he was so smart and he just, if you would ask him, he would tell you a page, whatever on the right side, about three quarters down. Yeah. You'll find the answer to what you just asked me. Yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I call my father and my brother. They're what I would call hard men. Okay. They thought it was weakness. If you, if you was, uh, what we're doing right now.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Everything done in the middle of the night. When I would come in on leave, okay, to spend, you know, and that's where I spent it with him and his family. And I needed a two-month vacation when I actually had to go back. Because it was like he was talking about. It'd be 9 o'clock at night. He'd say, come on. I'd say, what? He'd say, I've got to go check something in.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He said, it ain't going to take but about five minutes. Yeah, I've heard that one time. 2 a.m. in the morning, we'd get home.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. Yeah. My father, you know, no. He fell off an oil rig, broke his back, and Phil ended up breaking his back doing something he shouldn't have been doing at his age. But it's one of them things about who's a man. And then here's a guy that spent 95% of his life, we would call it in the wilderness, in God's creation. And yet for the first 28 years of his life, he didn't know the creator.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Bringing in the bottles and putting them away at church.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He was just a cleaner version than Phil.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And God help you if you got any abnormalities. If you were deformed. That's who you become.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, right now, that's where he's at. He's with the creator. Okay. And I look at that as one of the oxymorons of this deal. For me personally, okay, I'm having a hard time to adjust into it. Because this has been, he's been my, I probably say it, I'm the sidekick, you know, and he was the main star.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's good. I don't care who you are. Is that not one of the best things ever?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, okay. Tell me, well, first of all, I remember when, when he was telling all those, but the, the, uh, game warden invited him to speak. And he started for when he drove up. When I finally handed him a microphone, y'all, and he said, boys, when I drove up here and I seen all them green pickup trucks, he said, you know what my first thought was? He looked around and he said, run.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Then he said, but hey, I ain't going to have to worry about it when I get to heaven. He said, because none of you suckers are going to make it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Like my husband said.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, he didn't have but one gear. Whatever he was doing, he had one gear. Wide open.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He goes bass fishing. He used to bass fish the same way he ducked on it. We would go and be at the lounge, you know, or launching the boat at 4 a.m. And like we'd be leaving at 7 that night. Yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yes. Hey, all day long.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's why when Martin said, you know, when he said, hey, I just finally got where I was today. When we'd get through, regardless what time it was, I'd just lay down and catch the plane.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
For 79 years of his life, 77 of mine.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's sad. Married a woman and then, hey, you got to hunt all day.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, it's like me and the boys.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
His favorite little saying was, hey boys, hey look, there's two things to worry about. Hey, women getting together until they get the crying done, or hey, or stampede.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Same thing with Tommy. Tommy was the same way because us three, Tommy, Phil, and me, y'all was two years apart jimmy frank and harold were way older like five or six years ago and then judy you know she was older and then my baby sister jen well everybody's gone i'm the last man standing out of my father's family okay and i didn't know that you know that that
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
She's back to her normal life.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Okay. Because I look, you know, they got that from mom and dad. Because there was always somebody else at the house.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He said, you missed it on that stone. And Stone would look up and he'd say, Phil said, way too tender.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I said, the angels and God are bowling.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
12 million angry ducks.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, that'd be one of them, one of the eternal geniuses. Jesus, you sure you want this guy in?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Are you sure? Come on, let's go out of there.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Dad, Mom, Jim Frank, Harold, Tommy, okay, Judy, and Jan, none of them affected me the way this one does.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He said, hey, you missed it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hey, the next morning.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He was out there in the brush. Phil said, hey. He said, y'all killed anything? Phil said, hey, you've been out there all morning watching this. Do you know what we killed? The guy looked up at me, kind of surprised looking. He says, son, we saw, hey, you kept flushing the woodies all morning coming in here.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He said, ain't no shorter or better way. And Phil said, no. You got to go back the way you came.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, hey, they had reason to be after us. That was just part of life, game war chasing.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, that was kind of a badge of honor. We'd come in and Mama would send us to the store. We'd go down to the game war to be in by now, right? They'd be talking, you know, and we'd walk in, you know, and Y'all said, we noticed that White Falcon was down there at Grimes' pecan orchard. We said, what about it? Because right over there below the orchard was a duck hole.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
So, yeah, it was at the pecan orchard. We was in there last night whacking them ducks.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Okay, and I'm having a hard time getting my balance back, so to speak, I guess.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That was a fate. And I wish we had, you know, we didn't have the money back then.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He spent two weeks on shiny lake in backwater. Okay. Finding them, tying them up. Okay.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And you got to think about this. Backing out. Pulling like 12 giant cypress trees that are floating behind you. In reverse. In reverse. In reverse. All the way to the river. All the way to the river. And like, I remember the day like it was yesterday. There was about 15 people on the bridge at Jenny Lake.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
At Spillway. Yeah. We're coming, me and him, I'm running up down the logs, if I hang up on anything, pushing it off. You know, he's moldering backwards, you know. We look up and they said, what are you boys doing? Bill said, take them to the river. He said, yeah, you're going to get that craft to the river. Bill said, hey, just hide and watch.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hits a lot harder. I don't know. I just never thought about where he's going.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
We could barely, we had to push up on the boat where the boat would go down to get that motor onto the bridge. That's where the water was at, okay? It took us two years. We floated it halfway, and the water was falling out. Well, it got too low. We couldn't go any further. So we tied them up, y'all. It was two years later, flood water come back up.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hey, we got it down the river, took it on his land, and he took just, you know, okay, I'm going to have one here. We'll have one up there. He untied two or three logs together before he warned him before he was going to have his blast.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, like Mark started it. Hey, we're all on that road. From the moment we're conceived, okay, and start life, we're all on the road running that direction.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, I would have had to check with the yearbooks. I think he weighed, when he was playing quarterback at high school, he weighed 175, maybe 180. And I actually tackled him, tried to tackle him one day.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
No, no. It was like hitting a tree. Because when I hit him, I hit him perfect, hit him below the knees, and I was going to wrap my arms around him and take him down. Well, he done a little spin maneuver. Flung me one way and then through a pass to the halfback going around the end. Picked up about 15 yards. But it was just like running and hitting a tree. I mean, the boy was strong.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Like when Kay found the house down there on the river, two of them. He used to look just like Popeye the Sailor Man. His forearms were twice as big as his biceps. Oh, man. And that was just from pulling a soft cotton rope on a hard aluminum boat. He had literally cut a one-inch groove in that hard aluminum.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Which is insane when you think about it. Soft cotton rope. Yeah, soft cotton rope, and it cut each groove in hard aluminum.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, the shed in between the house.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's right, got a little lift to it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I figured that's the way we would go out. I really did. An explosion? No, no. I'm serious. I really did. You know, because look, you know, like we'd be sitting there talking about, hey, just that once while I hit him, he said, hey, grab four or five of them empty bottles, propane bottles and let's take him out. Hey, we had 15 in that big blind.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hey, we had three big duck blunts out of the present. We had beds in our kitchen. If that one had went, we'd have went to heaven. I mean, quickly.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, because that thing had like 20 of them in there, and half of them were full.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
barking orders from the duck blind point after i've done put all the decoys out point they said nope you need to move point 40 of them over here and hey point they move them over they never paid attention to me at all i said boys hey y'all had to check the wind i said y'all thought about it you know you got to move them later well later they'll have to move them yeah You hard-headed rascals.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, and hey, here's the deal. About three-quarters of the decoys are down there in front of Jason. Oh, yeah. And I said, hey, look, you told me. Hey, just a few. Don't feel for everybody where me and Phil are, you big dummy.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And then they wonder why we had to shoot down that way. Yeah. Yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
So, you know, I know Tommy was the worst of all. Yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's he was working.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He did not sit idle. Some of the funniest moments is, okay, you know, they were all, you know, Phil was the head one. All of us. Schizophrenics.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Paranoids, schizophrenics. Anytime that someone would cut, you'd hear a saw. The next thing you're going to hear is spray paint. Anybody that will spray paint where you cut a willow, there's something wrong with him, okay? Or if he hear it cracking, say, hey, leave a brush alone.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And I said, well, hey, if you and your kids would stop cutting down the tree and put it where I stand, you know, I wouldn't have to break this brush.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
If he told you to do something, it might sound stupid.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Gusby, he had a purpose in this.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I've done got me a good nap.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I've charged my battery.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, no. And if you blow to him, you better get your butt tore up.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, anything you break, yeah, you better get your butt tore up. Okay, that's why Al, I told Al this. I said, Al, you have got some really good friends. I said, because if it had been me when that crazy rascal come talking about, hey, you either hit the road right now and don't ever come back or come on stand and get in line and I'm going to tear your butt up. I said, I would have been gone.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, he just grabbed him. He done whooped everybody else. He grabbed him. He said, I don't know who you belong to, but yeah, bam, bam.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
What it was is they went to a neighborhood and got them some beer and got drunk.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
As soon as that happened, they got filled because they knew what he thought about alcohol.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
When I was up there.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I was the one that, you know, got my talk about a small world.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, you honey bun eaters from Fat Boy.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's what happens when you eat them Honey Buns, boy. You get fat and then you stink the darn boat.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And you know what he didn't expect? Yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, that's what they was trying me when I was growing up.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hey, you want to tell you what? I didn't care. They didn't kiss my butt. My father warned him. He said, hey, you better leave him alone. One of these days he's going to. You're just going to push him too far. He's going to pick up a basketball bat and kill you.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That was the main theme. Yeah. Back when they was, Duck Dynasty first was in being born. He was sitting in his recliner and they was talking about it. Telling me, here's what we want to do and all that. And said, well, he said, after they got through with the spill, he said, this will never work. Unless. And then he rings down beside his
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And I'm taking medicine, boys.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, I was going to say, if the answer had been wrong, yeah, you'd have got the story.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I tell him all the time. I said, hey, when you wait out there, you're stepping on dead bones over here.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That proves my point about he is animal. What's that? I'm telling you, he understood the creation like you're talking about. He was part animal, I'm telling you.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Because he understood the creation and where he got it from.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
No, no, it's a good question when you think about it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
recliner and picked up his tethered and falling apart Bible unless this is involved. And the guy from Hollywood said, well, is that part of your life? And Phil said, no. He said, it ain't part of my life. It is my life. He said, well, it'll be in.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
It's crazy thinking about it because I always ask myself, where did it come from? But he was on the river, okay, all the time when he was fishing, okay, to provide his family with what he had to have, okay. But he taught, you know, because everything he'd done connected It was a creation. Everything he'd done. That crawfish story, the bird and the beast. Every one of the kids got that.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Every one of the kids. Even Sadie. Yeah. And they filmed that.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
No, no, I'm serious.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Because, you know, hey, that's why I said he's half animal, I'm telling you.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Around with a rocket.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
But it's a lot of good stuff there.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
When you think about it. That's how Jesus did it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
When I was sitting, when you walked by this morning in the truck, a dove lit on the high line. I was sitting there, and I was talking to Jesus. I said, you're going to have to help me out during this, okay? I'm having a... I ain't quite got my balance back yet, y'all. Because, y'all, it's just...
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's why the phrase I hear most often when I'm leaving somebody after talking to them or preaching to them is that, well, Uncle Si just can't see this God you're always talking about. And I always the same answer. I say, well, I pity you, ma'am or sir. Because I can't look anywhere. I can't go anywhere. I can't do nothing that I don't see.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
It's the deal about, okay, wait a minute. You got a problem with resurrection? You don't believe that he could raise dead men? I said, you need to pay attention this winter. I said, when it starts to go towards spring, I said, hey, open your eyes. And I said, hey, you better be looking. You better be looking and looking every day because it happens so fast that you'll miss it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I said, there's a resurrection like you ain't seen lately coming. Yeah. It's called spring.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I said, you look around and there's flowers everywhere. All your trees are in bloom. Every tree's got a flower, you dummy.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, no, because if you ever... If you ever got in a truck or any kind of ride or either was at his house or in a duck blind, okay, you were a captive audience.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
There's the dummy. Big dummy.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
The only thing Phil was saying was Si.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hey, Si, let's go. Get your truck and you take me out of here. Let's go to your house.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And didn't kill nothing.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, I do. No, you don't.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's why you was banned for life.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And then put it on the blind. You took a dump.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That wasn't me. And don't throw it away.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He said he was stretching that one a lot.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He had a good day the day we were there.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
When Dan was telling me, you better go see him now.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I knew then, and I said, nope. I said, I ain't going to go see him now.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
There's two times when he's actually shocked me. One of them was when he went overseas and he actually stood on some of the beaches over there that was tourist spots for World War II. When he come back and he said, oh, by the way, I owe you an apology. I looked.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
On record right now. I looked and I said, oh, something's very wrong here.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
You okay, brother? He said, I, uh, he said, I appreciate your service.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Unwilling either way. But you was going to hear one thing, okay, and that was the message. Yeah. You was going to hear the gospel. You was going to hear about Jesus, the Son of God, the Son of Man, our Savior, the Lord of Lords, the King of Kings, okay? Because once this man that, he was human, but he was more of an animal. If you had ever met my brother, you would understand my statement.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Cause he said, I didn't know what you boys went through. He said, but when I got on them beaches over there, he said, yeah, I owe you an apology. I appreciate you serving our nation.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. So it's just one of them things that, uh,
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Really is. Yeah. But the good point is, okay, look, the animal I'm talking about is with the creator. Okay. And they're both happy. Okay. Cause look, there's no more tears. There's no more sorrow. Okay. He's put his time in. Okay. And I think the last 50 plus years, he put it in with God. Okay.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
So Barton and everybody in here has been saying, okay, he never missed an opportunity that if he had one person, okay, that one person was going to hear about Jesus Christ, the Messiah. Okay. And our Lord and Savior. And he done it in such a way because he was just a good old country boy. He said it in a way that nobody could miss it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, it's a song that the musicians and artists sing. I'm a simple man. Bill Ross was a simple man, but a very complicated one. A very knowledgeable man. band okay he had two degrees he is very smart okay and imagine all here imagine all that he knows now no no yeah see that's the thing he knows stuff you know he was brilliant here even though very overall pretty quiet
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, but he spoke when he needed to.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Storyteller never shuts up.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
When I sing. I'm serious. When I sing, I don't hear nobody else. That's evident. This is between me and the Lord. Amen, buddy. That's why when Jason the other day, you have to say it because, hey, you kind of feel, wait a minute. Hey, you've got it right, but you just didn't put enough emphasis on it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Because after Jason was preaching the other morning, when he said, okay, come on, if you need Jesus, come on down. The other night I said, boys, what he's trying to tell you is come to Jesus. And I said it loud.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He just said, I like you added that. I said, well, I was just thinking it needs to be a little more impact.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
One more time. I said, I want to make sure that what you had said, they didn't miss. Right.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
It's to you guys. Okay. Y'all everybody, Jesus, this is Jesus talking. I'll never forsake you or leave you. Okay? Jesus is always with you. The eighth priest told us the other day, and he said, okay, the Father is for you. Jesus is with you. Okay? And look, the Holy Spirit is inside you. There you go. Folks, that is a win-win-win situation.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And hey, in this wicked world we live in today, if you doubt that, hey, There's wars all around us. People are dying, crying out loud, unnecessarily. Okay? Man needs to learn, okay, there ain't but two commandments that really matter. Love God with everything you've got. Okay? And then turn around and love your neighbor.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, if you do those two.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, the rest of it will fall in line.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Here's the deal. Let me tell you why I've always told you when we speak about death. Death is nothing but a change of address. Okay, and if you doubt that, you need to go to Ecclesiastes, the last chapter 12, and read it. When you die, this earthly tent is going to go in the ground and return to the dust that it came from. But the Spirit goes back to the Almighty who gave it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
You don't know about that. You need to. Okay? Because everything else is crap. Put it bluntly. Okay? And if you don't know what crap is, it's dung.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, I'm just saying, okay, because he lived in the woods. That's why Kay, his wife, used to say, hey, when I die, bury me in the woods because that's where my husband is going to be.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's right. Okay? Because, hey, give me the conclusion. The conclusion here is fear God and keep his commandments because that's all there is. We're talking about the creator. My brother has left this earth. The tent, fleshly tent he was in, okay, it wasn't in good shape. Back was broke. He didn't have a quality of life, and I'm thankful that God Almighty called him home.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Because, hey, he's surrounded by those that love him. That would be the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Okay, because they've done everything for him. Okay, and he's home with a creator right now. I've told you, he's half animal, but he's half and he's happy because he's with a creator right now.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He's fully restored, and hey, all he's waiting on is the glorified body that he's going to get whenever Jesus comes back to get his people.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Okay, and hey, that's the day I'm waiting on.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Right now I'm kind of like a fish out of water, but hey, I'll make it through it, okay, because me and the Lord talked about it about 15 minutes ago before I come in here.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Okay. Like I said, everything else is a bunch of dung.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
No, no, that's what I wanted to make the point a while ago was, okay, You're never alone. If the Father's for you, the Son's with you, and the Holy Spirit lives inside you, you big dummy, wake up, come to your senses, okay? You're with the man, okay? And that man is Jesus Christ. Jesus was a human being that walked this face of this earth, but he was also the creator, okay?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Can't beat him, boys. You need to join him.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
These are not tears of sadness. These are tears of joy. These are tears of victory. Okay, and there was hair on my body standing up right now. Look, the war has been won. There's still skirmishes going on. But, hey, God has done won the battle.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
When you see your woman, tell her I appreciate it all she's done for Kay Enfield.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Okay, because she's kind of, No, it takes a strong-willed woman to take care of business.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, a friend of mine.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
His wife died, and when I showed up for the funeral, I said, hey, I don't know what to say to you. But I love you and I'm here if I can do anything, tell me. But I don't know what you're going through.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, I told you he was a hard man. He is because he's the only man I know that a dog would crap in the boat and everybody else would try to get away from it. He'd just take something, you know, a stick or something and get it out, you know, and I'm over there inside the boat going up. Nothing like that bothered him.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And that is the end of the story. So get on board.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
But we are celebrating the life of my older brother, Bill Robertson, the man known as the duck commander. Hmm.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I don't, you know, I don't, I don't think he could smell.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. He got something wrong. It was something.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Um, and, uh, yeah. Yo, he didn't believe in, okay. Washing his hunting clothes.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Okay. Look, he wore clothes for about, you know, 60 days with sweat and everything else. You know, you, you, you get up. He had a Roman aroma about him. Oh man.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
The Bible describes that very good. One crying in the wilderness. Okay. And I, like I said, the man lived in the wilderness.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, any man that will bite the head of a duck to kill him, hey, locusts would not be a problem.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He just did it for the shock and all of it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. That's a bad deal. I was fixing to say that. Cause I, you had to buy it down and look. That's bone. Okay. So, hey, you got to put some pressure on it until you heard it crack. Okay. You weren't doing it right.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. Outside of your lips.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hey, it was all the bad things, unhealthy or whatever, you know. But, hey, but it was just, you know.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
When you got somebody that hadn't seen it. Oh, it was a treat.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, if you hit it right.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, but the crap didn't. It wasn't as loud.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
You had a kind of silencer when you done it with your hands.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, you had a rough morning. Didn't you see a wreck?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I learned my lesson when I was getting my master's degree in counseling.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No. I was working at Crosley Elementary, and I was the computer teacher, which means I took the floppy disk, put them in, and turned the computers on for kindergarten through sixth grade. And... Look, and the kids would tell me, I got to go to the bathroom. And I'd be like, yes, go help yourself. So the other teachers started getting on to me. They were like, hey, you can't let these kids go.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
They got the time where they go. And that's it. You don't let them go. I was like, OK. So the next class came in. OK. And I was like, John David, I said, no, you had an opportunity. And I mean, just boom, right there, just peed herself. And I was like, okay, everybody to the bathroom right now. And hey, I let them go after that. Anytime they said they had to go, I let them go.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Because I didn't want to clean up no more messes.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, it is.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
My white truck's yellow.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Let me tell you about what I did this weekend.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I thought I'd go mow the grass before the rain came.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Like every other redneck. But I got out there, and it started raining, and then I drove underneath the carport, and then it quit, and then I went back down. At the bottom of my land, there's some... area out there that stays wet it's low it's low so i said i'm just gonna get as close as i can i mean you know and i got my mower stuck well of course and then i went and got the four-wheeler
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
and i had to go get my wife and say i think you might can help me i had to get my truck and back it all the way down as close as i could hook all the chains up to it and pull each of them out and i got her to pull and me to ride we did get them out but i was so filthy mud everywhere all over me nasty
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Not like JD angry, but yeah, I was angry.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I should have stopped and said, no, it ain't worth it. Let me just, I'm going to go put the mower up. Nope, I couldn't do it. One more pass. That's all I wanted.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
So if the food's still good, I mean, we can come eat at your house tonight.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Absolutely.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, yeah.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That's when I had to go get my wife.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, I mean.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
The red Toyota?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
See, that makes a lot of sense now. What's known is manageable.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
You know. So y'all ain't just plain dumb.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
You kept looking at the winch saying this is an easy fix.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That winch is still there.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
All you got to do is see it once. When I saw it snap and bust a window out, I said, there's power right there.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
She wants you to know.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
haul it to the pond and push it in.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
We burn all boxes at our house.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, she had a box full of your stuff years ago, years ago. Years ago. Christine had a huge box.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
The boots his mama sent him when he was in the military.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
His whole outfit.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
His leisure suit.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Life was a lot easier before you cared. I've got all my stuff. I take it like you. I set all my stuff down in one place. But then if I'm watching TV, I want to have my stuff here. If I'm in the bedroom, I want to have my stuff here. If my medication or anything that I'm taking or using is gone, it's either my daughter or my wife has moved it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I don't know.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
She's going to throw some trash away.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
She's going to bag it up and you're going to throw it away.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That's just part of it, Si.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He says you take your mask and you take her mask and you try to work it out and think it's going to work out. No. Yeah. There you go.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Bracketless.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
You going to play a little bit of it for us? Well, that's illegal. Five seconds is good.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, I don't either.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And Duke.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
There you go. So I'm in the bracket with all my family, and a lot of their brackets have already been busted.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
What's a bracket? I'm so large madness.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
You can pop the head off of one. Oh, yeah. I never heard that. Seven foot, one of them seven foot black snakes.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hunter, I'll show you after the podcast.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, now, we heard a Zydeco band recently, but it was not like a new band. They've been around for 30 years.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hunter, build a bracket and send it to us.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I saw him dressed up. He had his Tacobas on. Did he? He looked a little taller. He's 6'3 again.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He was looking good.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, or softball. Yeah, that can get rough.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And look, the guys that calm it down, they come out to calm it down. They're not like on third base saying, hey, let's calm everything. It's somebody who's not playing in the dugout who has to come out.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Johnny D's been to a lot of them. You're more than welcome to tag along sometime.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, that's a tough one. When did it stop working?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He's going to back you up as far as you want to go.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Late happens. But I would say they've been on time more than they've been late, which is a nice change of pace from seasons one through eight of Duck Dynasty when nobody was on time. You never knew what was going to happen. No, you didn't have a clue.
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Go ahead. I have news. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. And Johnny D's got news.
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Remember? We had us out there in that parking lot in our jumpsuits.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
cold i'm talking about bad cold yeah there's some that were very memorably cold yeah the wrestling the go-kart racing the other one was goblin's birthday remember that when we were like the medieval feast out there at the park king goblin with his big old turkey leg like it was so cold and so wet that day because like your feet were soaking wet because we were in those medieval costumes so you didn't get to wear like medieval you didn't get to wear knee boots yeah
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medieval oh we was medieval medieval i don't know it starts with it's got a e in there and it ain't a mid it's a med so john johnny d what do they have you doing on the show can you talk about it i can't really tell anytime something stupid happens they call you're in on it he's there to make fun of the son-in-laws because none of the rest of us will well i don't work here anymore everybody everybody well that's not true
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To say what you want to say. To speak freely.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
What's that? The young boys? The duck boys? Yeah, the duck boys. It's funny. They're an interesting group.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
He likes to give as much as he gets, okay? He was definitely raised south of the industry.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, we should have Jacob on here sometime. He'd fit right in. Oh, yeah.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Nope. Different deal? Other than Derek, yeah. I mean, Derek works sound with y'all on that some.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. Just like on Duck Dynasty 1. Same. I'm a glorified extra that gets to talk. And I'm probably only used because of my convenience of being here. Sorry. Now, come on.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I'm always paired. You do pretty well by yourself. But I'm always paired with a kid, which is what makes it fun for me because I'm just like, man, come on, let's roll. It ain't no problem. And mostly Bella, which is fun because I like Bella. So me and her is tight.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, I pretty much was her nanny before nannies became a thing. Yeah. Checked her out of school, did all the things.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. I wasn't anybody's nanny.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I thought we was going with tight-fitting jeans.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
well hey you can tell you that too i'm into those anyways but i'm just curious hunter how you book dates with girls like that this was three weeks in advance you booked the date yeah she doesn't live here my man booked dates like i booked an engagement hold on oh he doesn't live here no all right is this because of us time out wait i i now have a follow-up question before you answer that does here mean america
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I'm like, let me do what I can there. Most people should have just said thank you.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I ain't ever cooking for a Robertson. Ever. Ever.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Oh, well, now you can make your pizza. Because I've had it, and I know I've been vetted. We're good. You'd be fine. Yeah, we're good with pizza.
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That'd be Phil and Kay for those trying to follow along at home.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
She doesn't live in Louisiana. He's going global? I didn't know.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
When it's good, it's good. Overrated. If you look at Al and he's got a pie in one hand, I'm just saying physically, if you look at him, he got a pie in one hand and dressing in the other. I'm probably going to think, I bet that pie is good. Yeah. I'm just saying, like, just from looks at it. Oh, no, no, no.
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You know, and, like, if Jace walks in with a cake and some frog legs, I'm probably going to look at him and say, I bet them frog legs are fire.
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Yeah. So, like, you know, visually, you can match up with what people. And, Willie, you just want to see a pot.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, you don't happen into it either.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
It does take a set of stones to go after the main attraction of Thanksgiving.
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I mean, you've got to – Oh, you should try. You're putting them on the table saying – That's the main attraction, though, is the bad deal. But in the Robertson deal, duck and dressing is the staple of Thanksgiving.
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I said, this is cooked for the way I like it. Size was great. I mean, I keep away all the evil spirits.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, you breathe that. Whatever sage keeps away and you hang it over your door deal to keep bad spirits out or whatever. We was cleansed for a while. By the way, bring some more back up here because I think something slipped in here. But, you know, we could use a cleanse. The spirits have got me.
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Yeah, there you go. Hang out on these halls around here.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
No, you're going to look up and say I'm going to be one of them that carries their own bottle of hot sauce in their pocket. Say I'm going to show up at Thanksgiving. Well, no, no. I'll give it a little flavor.
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Oh, buddy, you know it. When you bite it, you're like, yep.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. Me and Italian sausage don't. It's all right. But if you catch one of them fennel seeds just right, like gives you a shot of fennel straight to your mouth, you're like, yeah.
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It just gets a little rough on you.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Si, fix your mic. Yeah, he ain't got it back where it was.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Oh, man. For the first time ever. But no, pork sausage on pizza is the way to go. American pork sausage.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
On what? You making pizza tonight?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yes. Yourself or? For me, yeah. All right, Johnny's. You make them peachy yourself?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I remember that. I wanted it, you know. That's bland trash.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, sausage. I put sausage on it. Yeah, because Johnny's uses pork sausage. Okay, yeah. All right. Yeah, absolutely.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
He wants pepperoni sausage and jalapenos. That's what he wants.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
He does. No, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Hey, his deal is portable. He can do it right here.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Here we go. No, we'll make it happen. We're about to have some filet mignon pizza.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
No, the problem is he only makes you one. I make you two.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
The good news is, though, he made my kids one, too, so, like, I ain't there. Yeah, he ain't there. They were too busy trying to jump off a staircase. Kids' pizzas are what I like to call appetizers.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
You just eat the rest of them.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Well, you also want the crust to be able to hold it.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, to thicken it up. Yeah, I don't mind my chili being a little thin because I want to crush it.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Oh, no. Phil's got a paste. But there's different kinds of chilis. Your chili's built for Fritos. Oh, no. That's chili built for saltines.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
next monday we have a show to do yeah we record on monday your cheap self is monday still two for one burger night at enoch no tuesday is tuesday is golly that's what day he's going there isn't it i was about to slide you a 20 spot so she could get her own burger they're going to the movies on tuesday because it's matinee all day aren't you
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I like it like that, but sometimes.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I mean, if you cut up some smoked sausage, you got red beans and rice.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I don't put it in mine either.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
But I'm sure I said I would eat it. Oh, I don't mind them. I just don't put them in there when I make it. But if somebody makes it and calls it chili, I'm cool with that. Like, that's fine.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
And a slab of that Gulf of American cornbread. Oh, no, no.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Oh, yeah. And put it in one. I put it all in one. Yeah, you got like a cake then.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, you make it. It's almost like corn casserole.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
yeah hey heck yeah man you can make it yourself absolutely i want to go big mamas everybody can make that and it's good well hot water cornbread yeah it ain't too hard it's big mamas and i don't go to lunch but a lot of people growing up growing up we called it dog bread because that's what you threw out to the dogs that's the only thing left man that's talk about missing your grandparents and stuff like that like this time of year winter time yeah
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I go over right now and there would be a pot of greens and a fresh thing, a hot water cornbread. Cause they ate hot water cornbread with, with, With greens every day during that time.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, she used yellow or white cornmeal.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, now that would be the only thing. The dogs ain't getting this. Yeah, that would be the only thing. Because it didn't warm up great. If you didn't eat it, if she made too much of it and you didn't eat it, it didn't warm up great. But that was before air fryer come out. So I bet that stuff be fire in an air fryer. I'm so hungry. Why?
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Oh, yeah. 318-215-6559. I have an email first. Oh, hello at duckcallroom.com.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
If it's this cold here, I can't even imagine.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
In hockey? In hockey. It was just a game.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Canada versus America. In the NHL? Yeah. But ain't like half of them from Russia, would they?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Cheese fries, but they had gravy.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
A-S-S kick. Oh, he spelt it for those at home that didn't want to say it.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Lord have mercy. I think it wasn't.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
What? Don't stop breathing. Well, don't you worry, buddy. Because that would be a bad deal. Yeah.
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I like that. Yeah. Focus Features invites you to experience the most inspirational film of the year on February the 28th. It looks so good. It does. Yeah. We've seen the trailers. We've seen all the things. And now we just can't wait until it actually comes out on February 28th. Based on extraordinary true events. Last Breath tells the story of a deep sea diver trapped at the bottom of the ocean.
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Okay. First of all, no thanks.
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Yeah. There you go. Jace. Your nephew. Hard to impress. The man who likes nothing. And let's be fair. Woody Harrelson type.
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So look, go check it out. Witness the most thrilling motion picture event of the year on the big screen. Get your tickets now for Last Breath, rated PG-13. May be inappropriate for children under 13. Opens February 28th in theaters everywhere.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, that's disrespectful. Yeah. You just don't do that. That's like walking up to somebody and spitting on them. Oh, no. You deserve whatever's coming.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
You about to catch them hands on you.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
You don't want to mess around in Boston. Them boys threw that tea in that harbor.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Might want to figure that out before you get married. Tub drain? No, just plumbing in general.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, there ain't no pro-trudes up in here.
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Hi, Ben. Bentonville. Hi, Ben from Indiana.
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If you go share, share at the top.
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Because that way, they're still paying attention. At the end, ain't nobody listening to a commencement speaker. But they will be listening. Except they want to be getting out of there.
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Then you end up on Fox and Friends.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
As long as you get it out. You can do it at the front or the end. Last time I checked, it's still American. You still got freedom of speech. That's it.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. You got anything else on there? Let's do one more and then we'll get out of here.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Oh, I got it. I was too slow.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
You only got three items. That one cat had a bat, right?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. I think I probably just let them go. Y'all have this place. Y'all can have this place. I'm going to heaven. Yeah. That's the toughie there. Cause I want to spend the rest of your time running from them things. I'm not.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
being hunter's wing man even when he doesn't listen yeah long distance is probably best for you i don't know what that means well i'm saying your last one critiques you for being a clinger right so like distance will help that this will help you it will help you be less i'm clingy too if you really are i don't know i've never dated you so um I'm going off the only evidence.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I'll tell you this. They ain't going to eat me alive. I'll fix that. A spaceship. You may eat me dead, but you ain't going to eat me alive.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. What gets them? Is there like something special to kill zombies? You got to hit them in the head. In the head. Yeah. Yeah. Shotgun with a full choke and a bunch of shells.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
That's three of them. That's all I need. I'm going to go. Because if there's any critters left, I get them too. So.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
You need a weapon and unlimited force.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I can end that with that shotgun.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
He's going to get some of that DNA.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
See, I may actually upgrade to a 12-gauge again on that one. I may put my little pea shooters down for that one. That's why I said automatic weapon. Yeah.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Hey, look. Yeah, this ain't football. I ain't trying to fight in a phone booth.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Good news is I ain't read nothing about them zombies in that good book.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I think we'll all be taken care of before that happens.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Tom Hanks Island? Yeah, from Castaway? Oh, that one. I thought he had one like that other fella.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I'm going to ride with him. He's going to ride with him.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I mean, what are you doing this weekend? I'm going off the only evidence. Hey, what's he doing Tuesday? Hey, we don't have to go to Golden Corral. I don't mind taking you to a dinner.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
We don't have to go where the discount is.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I am too, but I think that's a good look for what happened to your last one. I think one very hands-off distance is good.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Is she driving in or flying in?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, that's a long ride. So what part of North Carolina is she from? Raleigh. Raleigh. Raleigh. They do have an airport there. I've flown to it several times.
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I'd be scared to fly. Yeah, because people don't wreck on the interstate.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
last two days yeah wow what a life oh well good for you man hey that's exciting also thank you for helping out her mother man that's that's that's commendable well she's 14 hours away no one's going over there helping her with stuff i have the ability to as i was like that's come i'll do it yeah hey good for you man looking out for your fellow neighbor i might suck at it but i'll give it a try
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Oh, what the heck? How did she end up in Raleigh Durham? She just said, I got to get out of here. A lot of people do. They all come back.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
She's going to struggle if that's goals. Her belly is going to be toe up when she gets here. Golly. At least she's coming during crawfish season.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
That's like the worst kind of window shopping, man. Wow.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, I was pretty glad that me and Brittany didn't have a picture past when everybody knew what I looked like because that would have been a toughie.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I don't know whose hair is more impressive, yours or Alicia's. That is wild. No, yeah, okay, that's a good one.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
She's still got them bangs, though. Uh-huh. They just ain't teased up no more, but they're still there.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Hey, next time, pro tip, you stand uphill. Make you look a little bit taller every year. That hurts.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Well, I'm used to being the guy that has to stand downhill so you don't tower over everybody. You on the other side of that spectrum, my friend.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Oh, there's more to, I don't know.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. I mean, just add that to the list of things. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy. Once you get to that age.
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I'll look it up. You can't trust anything online anyway. That's true.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
That's right. You can even get Queens Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now.
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y'all know we've been on here a lot the pillows fantastic the robes phenomenal oh hey excellent that's what i'm talking about the sheets sheets top notch slippers sleeping on clouds number one cause of dry skin yeah number one cause dry skin my pillow towels they're so good they still even got a phone number where you can call and order that's what i'm talking about america baby Thank you.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Hunter, let Si be your wingman. Oh, boy. Yeah, let him get hit. They can't hit an old man now, though, I don't think. Well, maybe.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
If it makes you feel any better, our wives had lunch together today.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I'm glad they're friends, but they're starting to spend too much time together. Stay at home, Mom. What's up?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, but I guess they're the only ones that know what they're really going through, both of them, too. I mean, I get it. Whatever. I just wish they'd pick a cheaper place to eat lunch other than Rawls. You go to Rawls, you're about to drop something. Is that where they went? Yeah, they went to Rawls. You boys are going broke. Yeah, they went and ate sushi and whatever else together.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, can I pay for their lunch? Sorry. She's really not like that. Very often. Ah, shoot, man. I don't even, yeah, I'm puzzled now. I got, hmm. I just asked what it was about. I just didn't even know That we were going to start there with Hunter.
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Yeah. We've had a week off from Duck Dynasty. That's been nice. A little more energy.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
hey you can't be telling girls to ask me for my number and i'm like what do you mean that's a good thing and he said oh he absolutely can't he can't do that for me look so you know what he says but for you that's fair game and very you should be appreciative so what did he say he said because he has a date later this month oh wow you're that far booked in advance huh
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
A little not being run around every day, huh?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I'm sure it's going to get longer.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Uh, yeah. I mean, I, I think it's fun. It's different. It's a different, it's a different style.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. And some of them, we know some of them are brand new. Some of them were on duck dynasty, whether it's like sound man, D rock. So it's nice having that.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
familiarity i guess um with with some of it and then some of its new new ideas new new ways of thinking um yeah they're fun man they're they're a good crew they're they're kind they're overall i would say they have been very respectful of our time so like not a whole lot of late happens in tv whether you whether you've been on tv or not when you're making it just let me tell you something
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Yeah. If we had a toy, we made it. Oh, yeah. Stick guns. We didn't have any money to buy one. And dirt.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Yeah, yeah. These spoiled kids. If it was a toy, it was homemade. Why are you pointing at me?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No, no. I know it's coming.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
We didn't have a long barrel pistol that Wyatt Earp was famous for.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
We had one of them.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Nothing. We made it.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
We made it and then cut a round, uh,
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Out of an inner tube. And the long bar we had was like 24 inches.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
It had a safety pin.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Oh, this is in what...
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
60. We made our own darts out of kitchen matches, okay, with a needle and paper. Wow. Had dart oars, okay.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
You'd run around in the house, in the Robson house, all you would hear was, ah! Well, he just got darted. He come running by you bareback with a little needle stuck in his back. Oh, my. That seems not safe. Oh, it was wild. It was wild, wasn't it?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Well, hey, y'all gave them to me, or, you know, I thought you did, but I thought you didn't.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Well, I wear Christmas tree socks.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I got sock fetish. My wife is part of it. You want to explore that one? My mic's not working. My wife is part of it. Your wife is part of your sock fetish. You went to Dallas. You and Rex Ryan. They got a big sock emporium building. She brought me like 40 pairs of socks and they got sands on them.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Hey look, don't repeat it. I ignored you perfectly the first time. It's classic.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Yeah, over there. What's the biggest crowd in where?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
But he texted me from there. Y'all bringing that up? I don't even know what my number is.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Oh, yeah. It'd be a lot more fun, a lot more wrecked.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Oh, no, you can't slow down on a racetrack.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I ain't worried one way or the other.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Nobody here really works. That would probably be the man you would go with.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Oh yeah. That's a pet peeve for me. You just made a mess. I said, why didn't y'all let me know? Two minutes in and you made a mess. And I said, hey, you know I don't text.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
He's out on the road all the time.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
He ain't doing that. He's doing a lot on himself. We actually, me, him, Corey, when we went to San Quentin, For God behind bars. Or to jail. He's doing that kind of thing. Yeah.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Which is, yeah, it's wild.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
You want to be on it? It's actually funny.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No, no, it is. Okay. Because, you know, like, Sadie and John Luke literally grew up. Oh.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
80 ain't bad. My mom's shooting for a hondo. Me and my woman's shooting for a hondo.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Well, I mean, I'm sorry to hear that because they had a good relationship. Yeah.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
He was a good man. Okay. Number one. The dude was a good man because he didn't, you know, she done her thing as a star, superstar.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Oh, to be fair, I never knew she was married. But he never went anywhere with her. I'm pretty sure he like.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
He ate concrete for a living.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Somebody's been telling me you need to.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I'm pretty sure. No, he was a working man.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
He was just a normal dude married to a beautiful Dolly Parton.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I said he was a great dude.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No, he was a great dude.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Well, who knows? I don't know who because of, but I used to. He ain't doing it. Ain't doing it. Well, last time. How's the stand-up comic book?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was the type of guy that he worked hard. Well, he was a public relations man. And he could go to Dollywood and nobody knew who he was.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No, she said it. He's kind of an introvert. And it worked great for their relationship.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
That's when I was a kid. It was when she was on the family show, man. I never can think of that guy's name. The guy she started out with, Porter Wagner. On his show.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
What? No, I'm with you. I'm with you. Yeah, what? Yes, turn off your microphone. No, Taylor Swift ain't in it. Look, Taylor Swift ain't in Dolly Parton's league.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
She gone. No, no. I had a lady. She was fixing to have a baby. Yeah. For crying out loud. A baby. I was in South Carolina.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Well, she was, you know, and I said, they told me about it. And I said, hey, why didn't you tell me? I said, hey, have she owned a stretcher? And they said, yeah. I said, hey, pick her up, bring her up here on stage. Wheel her on in here, buddy. I said, bring her on in here where I can meet her, and then she can go to the hospital and have her baby where she's got people taking care of her.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I don't care. Look, hey, that was in the summertime, like in August. And it was hot and people were in line passing out.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
And then they had told me I wasn't supposed to be there for like three hours. Well, I said, hey, look, what are y'all talking about? They said, well, it's over. And I said, no, it ain't over. I said, look at the line. I said, hey.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I said, hey, I'll be here. Hey, when we get through the line, that's when it's over. Yeah, that's like Garth Brooks. The guy that was running the venue, he said, why did you do that? And I said, it beats going back to the stupid hotel and sitting in a room wearing my thumbs.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Oh, no, no. He had a catheter put in where he could just pee in. Yes, look it up. I think it was at the CMA Festival outside of Nashville.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
That's right. It's science for 24 hours. Never got out of his chair.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No. He just said, I ain't leaving here. I'm signing all that. Everything. He's signing everything. Hold on. Was that Garth Brooks or Chris Gaines? Garth Brooks is a man of the people, like he's talking about.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I'm going to give you the best.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I'll have to get with Phillip and see if we want to drive over.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
That's a good choice.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
She's like that. Okay. She's like that.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
She's a people person.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
We went through that when we went to Honey Hill.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Honey Bright. Yeah.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Where are you going to be at in Shreveport?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
You're spending three times the money you could have just got it.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
My YouTube algorithm. That's a good man.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Well, that's a little bit of genius to do what he said he'd done.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Hey, it's two good-looking young men.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Come here, bud. Yeah.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Is that a truck? All I got to say about this is, hey, them are two good looking young men. Good looking kids. They don't take after that.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Never heard of it. I don't know where that's at.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
For a good reason. I don't guess that's for the restaurant and food.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
What did you get fired for?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Yeah, this brings me back to Trump's going to the dress.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Hey, I just said, hey, I'm putting love in it.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Are you allowed there?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
All good food. Hey, that's why grandmama's food is so good.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
She put John's hands. She put it together with her hands, you idiots.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
That's why I told people that I was a space disease.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
It ain't nothing worse than that. The dip chips don't break. But the sauce is phenomenal.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Yes. Me and Allison went back to- We didn't change them out for a Fritos.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
It's just this chili right now. It's what? The robot? That ain't in Chili's? No.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
We're talking about that on here. What's that at the end?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No, he's mad. Plonk, plonk.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No? I'm not a lying person. Yeah, I respect that, dude. You're not doing it. For the president? For the president? I don't even know. Yo, I don't even know if Jesus was there. I don't even know if I probably would stand in line for him.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I have said, though, when everybody was just trashing him and didn't recognize him the last time he was president, I said, you idiots don't know what you're looking at. I said, that man's going to be, he will go down in history as one of our best. But you're not waiting 10 minutes to shake his hand? No. No. I watch him on TV. Hey, the boy is good at what he does.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Oh, no, you talk about that. When I went to what, can you think of the name of the, yeah, it's the sports deal. Virginia. Yeah. Virginia. Virginia checks. But anyway, we're driving, and hey, like 10 miles from where we're supposed to go, Yo, this traffic is just horrific. It's just bumper to bumper and ain't moving. 10 miles? Yeah.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
And I said, what in the world is going on? And the driver turned around and he said, hey, idiot, they're all coming to see you. Yeah, 10 miles of traffic. And I said, what?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I said, yeah. I said, what? Hey, they need to get a life.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No, no, no. That was the day that, hey, they run what? I think we run 6,000 people actually got my autograph and picture. No wonder you're tired. No, no. And I said, hey, that day I said, guys, I don't know who was in charge of this, but don't ever let this happen again. This was too much. I couldn't even enjoy it because I never raised my head. I was like this, and they're clicking the camera.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Hey, look. They're all below me. Okay, point blank. Hey, they ain't got what I got. I'm like Trump. I've got it, baby.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Hey, Jace ain't the man to run it.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Hey, don't get me wrong. He's a good kid, but he ain't the man to run it.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
A man of conviction. Oh, we got some weird pet peeves.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
That kid's just stupid looking. Well, no, no, but that's part of it. Kids are entertaining. Yeah. They really are because, hey, you never know when something is said. They like me in a way.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Because you never know if something's said, you have no idea what I'm going to respond with.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
A true wild card. But that's why, though, I am a kid.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I never grew up. That's why we can't have a quarterback. I refuse to grow up.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Yeah. I'm serious. In and out, though, it's boring.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Hey, here's a kid. J.D. Carter. Yeah. He's a future president. Is he?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No, no. Hey, I'm saying that boy, he'll be president.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Or there's people looking for me. George Jones said it best. The choice is how I make.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
This is a hoot. During Trump's speech, the cameras are all looking at all across the stage. I thought Carter was there.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
There was a kid on the front row and he was clapping and it looked just like Carter. I said, that's Carter. I said, I can't believe Carter's there.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
You got to live and die with them.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Let me come through. It was a good lookalike. I thought it was really him. It went by and I said, was that Carter? I didn't see it. I didn't watch it. I don't know.
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Uncle Si Lets Loose About His ‘Duck Dynasty’ Nemesis
Yeah, I know. Bony fingers. Hunter D. That's a good one. Hold on, a good one. Even though we.
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Uncle Si Lets Loose About His ‘Duck Dynasty’ Nemesis
It's real? Yeah, hold on. Who did you get that from? It come in their decoration. Oh, it come in this? Yeah. I didn't think Unashamed had cool fans like we did. Oh, yeah. The World Tag Team Champion.
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Uncle Si Lets Loose About His ‘Duck Dynasty’ Nemesis
No. Let me read it. I'm not doing that.
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Uncle Si Lets Loose About His ‘Duck Dynasty’ Nemesis
Come on, man. Read it. Come on. Rocks.
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Uncle Si Lets Loose About His ‘Duck Dynasty’ Nemesis
What's going on, fellas? My name is John. Good name. I'm from South Jersey.
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Uncle Si Lets Loose About His ‘Duck Dynasty’ Nemesis
I just got to know one thing. You know, me and my dad's favorite episode of Duck Dynasty was when you guys were eating the donut competition.
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Uncle Si Lets Loose About His ‘Duck Dynasty’ Nemesis
Did you guys really eat that many donuts? Did you really eat that many donuts? All right, take care now.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Well, after laughing, it kind of hurts again, but I'm okay.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Go ahead, Hunter. So my dad was really uncomfortable, like really, really uncomfortable.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I told him if he sees anything down there, he's got to take pictures and send it to my friends. That's not what you said yesterday, Hunter. What did I say?
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
So my dad was really uncomfortable, and so I thought making jokes would make it better for everyone. I didn't know the nurses could hear us.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
The hernia itself was like at my groin. Uh-huh. But they made incisions on my stomach. Oh. I have three incisions on my stomach. One was to pump me full of gas. One was for a camera. Yeah. And one was to. That all checks out.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
uh six weeks yeah six yeah buddy yeah he's going to ain't nobody gonna remember the timeline you can get away with this for at least three months i'm just saying he gonna milk it i have a lot to do in june so i can't milk it that much well there you go you got a gym plan yeah lift a lot of weight in june or were you a little bit yeah i'm on a deadlifting tour
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I have a short film I'm running audio for. I have a wedding I'm going to film, and then I have to be a groomsman for a wedding.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
That's what you get. This was wild. So they gave me the I don't care drugs, wheeled me into the operating room, and then my heart started beating. I was like, oh, that's an operating room if I've ever seen one. I lay my head down on the table. Come backwards from 10. I don't even remember that.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
The moment I laid my head down, I woke up with warm, heated towels and blankets over my head and my entire body.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
No idea why, but I have never been more comfortable in my life. They must have run you down to the morgue if you got that cold. Well, they said after the surgery, which was like 30, 45 minutes, I wouldn't wake up. They tried to wake me up, and I was just passed out for like two hours. Oh, when they reversed it. Yeah.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Do you have the ingredients to do it right now? Like in the documentary? No, at his house.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Have you been to the Saigon market in Monroe?
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Better tasting ramen? Snacks? Thai tea? Oh, no, he getting the real ramen.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
That sounds like more work, though.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Sorry, Trudeau. This is my favorite voicemail to date.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
But that's a funny thing to do to someone, though, who's just starting to drive. Give them a stormtrooper helmet so they don't hit anything.
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What kind of books you got? You got just a planner? You write it down?
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I got a ledger. I'm keeping up with how much money I'm spending.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
No, that's why they taught me, you know, going to duck hunt, why is one rice field... Better than the one beside it.
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Boy, you got to go meet me at the honey hole. I'll pick you up from there.
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You got a cleaning station? We going to make it nice. Put me one in there. We going to put you.
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How many minnows did you say?
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
And it's because it was an old ancestral place. That's the only thing I can figure. Yeah, that's where they went all them years ago. Don't drive through it if it's wet.
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Well, Jay, they mowed it, and it was sunshining for a couple of days before it rained. I said, that thing's dried out.
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That is a... That is a... Why do they call it retirement? I was going to make a joke about retirement, but it wouldn't work.
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Part of the show. All right, Dan. I'm ready. You know how to make sense.
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My man said, hello. I finally figured out how to make seven even.
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Oh, we got to guess where you're from.
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I'd have to jump rope on my tiptoes because my knees wouldn't. Don't you jump rope? I got good news, Colin.
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Do not fall asleep. It was a Cobra 29 and a whip antenna. And I talked to Miss Paula mostly because we would be passing in the She'd be heading to work. Her name was Calamity Jane. I did Skip, too. A lot of Skip. I'd talk to Skip when he'd come in. That was always fun. Just guys local around the house. I never did irritate truck drivers because I always told you where the police was.
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Don't make them mad. Who's Skip? Skip. Yeah. Dip is, it bounces somewhere. We talked to California. Oh, really? Talked to, yeah, Mexico.
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you speak spanish no ones you could understand i bet they felt the same way about you it'd be up north sometime whatever that atmosphere you can just talk to i almost bought one in high school my parents didn't let me to put on my truck yeah but i i've never really got one do you have a tennis ball I had a, no, because I had it on my toolbox.
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Yeah, I had it. About 25 years ago. I had it in, I got a Cobra 25 in the shop, but lightning struck my antenna. It looks like a big fuzzy thing now.
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No. Family show. Everybody listening. Yeah, I know. I just didn't know if you were. We just had code words.
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I was gone too long. Yeah. It was time to go by the store and get some milk. Oh. Man, come on home.
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Hunter used to wonder why we didn't have no money because we was always paying bills.
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Got Hunter blushing over there. We got to get some milk. We were on channel 21. Okay. Hey, channel.
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It wasn't no static. I had one of them equalizers. There you go.
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I had something 250, but I had it worked on. You go to CB shop and get vinyls put in there. Make them hot.
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And I just started doing it. You're looking pretty good.
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Is there a certain one you get?
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Other people don't see. Well, as in a Bay row, that's about what it is.
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He thought, yeah, I'll stop this thing.
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That made him go harder.
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You just went straight to tapping. I would have too.
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I'd have been tapping right there. Well, look, he's reaching for it.
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You knew what was fixing to happen.
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Yeah. He's been coming to the camp. What do you call them things? Sportsman camp. Yeah.
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Catfish will bait you up like nobody's business. I don't catch him. Them big catfish. Yeah, no. Go to pick them up for a picture and they'll slap you in the face with your tail.
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Make your whole side of your face slimy.
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You probably know him if you've seen him.
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Said I went to the northern.
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I kind of feel bad for him. It rained yesterday, which is kind of wondering why I'm going today.
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No, dogs can't operate an MRI machine. Why not? Cats can.
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Send a deposit. I'll write you down on the book.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
We looked at the Christmas lights on Antique Alley.
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Walk around.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Just wrapped that all in. You Spotify wrapped it. Oh, do you want to show everyone the most listened to episode? What was the most listened to episode, Hunter? I don't know that. I sent you a screenshot of it.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Oh, wait. That might have been it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
As the person who spent the most time in school probably here, ain't no way I'm going back.
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I tried it my whole military career.
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Yeah. I wouldn't fit in there either. No, no. It just, it don't do it. That first college I went to when I got in trouble for wearing shorts to classes that I ain't going to make it.
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I do. If they don't let you wear shorts to class. I ain't wearing Daisy Dukes for crying out loud. I'm not your brother-in-law.
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Anyways, I just wear regular shorts. Hey, by the way, go look at guys in 2007 and 8. We wore shorts that touched our socks. We had the biggest shorts on earth. You just wore basketball shorts every day. Giant shorts. I was like, oh, man, do those go six inches past your knee? And we were like, yeah, and this is cool as crap. And they're like, can't wear that to class.
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It's just blue jeans with one leg. These are the shorts I wore. That's what I was rocking to class, and everybody was like, that's cool.
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One-legged blue jeans, safe shirts on. Guys, he's not lying. It's been in the news. No, 100%. The first thing that comes up. Pull them up. Are $440 Caperni one-legged trousers. You're joking.
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Are we getting no's from Abby? Well, these jeans, why are they $200?
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It does say English, but it is in U.S. dollars. Well, yeah, because everybody still wants our money. This does look like a real British thing to do.
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Anyone not hear that? I can't. That is so true. What did he say? I said, that's a real British thing to do. And he's going, I was kind of thinking more European.
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No, I don't think he knows that Great Britain's in Europe. Right. Okay, yeah.
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I was like, we didn't do a podcast 10 years.
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Those pants are not acceptable at Liberty or Harding.
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Yeah. What's the rule there, Harding? Could I have wore those to school? I'll never forget. That was the moment I was done.
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And if you don't know what you're doing, they got experts that can help you, Martin.
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I don't know where we're at now. I do. I hope what I said doesn't.
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Look, it comes on TV when I'm watching. That is a different TV. And why is this girl only wearing a bra with one-legged pants? Put a shirt on, lady.
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He goes, no, I felt dumb at 13 and at 23. Yes. That was 10 years ago? Yeah.
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I feel like we're on to something. We just got to get real big in France for this to work. Yeah.
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I'm going to say it, man. French people are weird.
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He said they got six flags.
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I was there like two weekends ago.
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We got Abby over here laughing at that one. We done got Abby over here. She's laughing uncomfortably hard at that. If you're one of Willie and Corey's sons or daughters or daughters-in-law, Abby's laughing at you right now. Oh, no.
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Abby's the smartest one of all of them.
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but that was well actually no Sadie hadn't even moved back yet she moved to Auburn with him and then they moved back so what you're saying is the tractor beam is strong and you're just counting down the days uh no I don't know
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Actually, I think the problem is I was supposed to be in my prime then, and now I might actually be in my prime.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Get you a side pad? Yeah. I'm sorry. Modular home. Modular home.
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A lot of big ones back there. I don't think there's up close. I think they broke ground, though.
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Did they? Yeah, I think it's official now. Well, good.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
How do you know so much about the Buc-ee's of Ruston?
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
So I just wasted the 20s is what we're getting to. Yep.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
I'm going to Florida first, Texas second.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
And there's too many Tundras driving back and forth.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Watch out, dogs. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about Louie? Hey, whoa, take it easy. Some people don't know that that's what happened. Hey, that's still a little raw. That's Louie that guy got? Louis took a nap in a terrible spot.
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Them dogs came from the streets. Oh, they got to have a sidekick. They were able to survive.
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Especially if you're small.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Well, I had Dublin. Yeah. Dublin was great. He was going to stop the car, that fat sucker.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
what he was what was what was he was a basset hound he was slightly overweight he was the ones that go 14 years old i thought about him the other day he was down where he's buried and i said i bet he's not really there anymore by now yeah he part basset hound and part edward scissorhands big old nail that dog got the longest nails he was a digger oh my god Martin.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
You know what you don't want to be?
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Up to your eyeballs in anything, but especially debt.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Like always, somebody's looking at you.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
You know that feeling when you're like, am I being watched? But debt feels like all the time.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
You were 13 years old years ago? Yeah, years ago.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
That's top of the secret. Thinking about it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
It's like you said, it's crazy. And his mom went to South Louisiana, Corey, when she was in high school and found me and her cousin who was put up for adoption. And so adoption is just wild.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Me and Corey's cousin was put up for adoption. And then he comes back and me and him have been best friends ever since at 18. And then his...
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
adopted mom ended up taking care of his biological mom's mom whoa i hope you kept up with that yes um but like she was her caretaker in the end of her life and so it's just and then will's got this yeah yeah well there's three words and um and so mom and ma they got together how was it two years ago
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Si, you know what hits born every minute? What's that? A sucker, but not our listeners, because they're not going to get suckered into the same old free phone game by big wireless. They're always out there promising all these free phones. But, Si, that comes with a lot of fine print, like requiring you to sign up with four lines or activation fees, plus this, plus that, plus this, plus that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
The next thing you know, you've paid for that free phone three times over. Si, I got great news. There's a better way. We can beat it. This is what I'm going to tell you right now. Pure Talk, our sponsor, and my wireless company has a much better offer. With a qualifying plan of just $35 a month, you can get the brand new Samsung Galaxy A26 for free. How much is that? $35.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
$35 a month, free Samsung Galaxy A26. This phone has virtually indestructible Gorilla Glass and captures beautiful wide-angle photos with next-generation camera lens. All you got to do is switch to Pure Talk, and for just $35 a month, you're going to get unlimited talk, which Cy likes, text, which I like, and 15 gigs of data with a mobile hotspot, all on America's most dependable 5G network.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
But look, everybody knows Cy's not a big cell phone guy. But here's what I'm going to tell you about PeerTalk that's even going to get Si on board. They love our veterans and support our veterans. They've donated $50,000 to provide scholarships to support veterans learning trades after active duty. They're helping eliminate veteran debt, and they're raising donations to end veteran suicide.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
So I think even though they're a cell phone company, that's something we can support, right, Si? Yep. I love that. We're buying them. So go to puretalk.com to make the switch. Again, that's puretalk.com to claim your free Samsung Galaxy with a qualifying pin when you switch to Pure Talk. Wireless. By Americans. For Americans.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
I feel like I should know more about you than I do right now.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Jacob has been on, so we just ask him. Creon's been on, we've asked him.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
We got a few minutes. Let's dive into that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
I'm sorry. Marriage is awesome. Marriage is great.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Here, y'all need each other.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
We like to ice out that room.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
So what's the thing, though?
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
My thing sucks. Allison hates all my socks. They're just everywhere, apparently.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
What's the one? Oh, I don't know.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
it was i moved to texas in the fall of 2022 and then i was working at the church and then uh i proposed in december of that year and yeah let's let's update the people because they probably remember you from duck dynasty i was just a and everybody around here you get sucked into western row and you can't escape it you end up just being here and working for your parents
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
They should write a song about that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
I don't need to know where I put it. I got home last night and I was like, let's talk about all that. And I was like, or it's Survivor Night and we could go to bed.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Love on the Spectrum US is one of my favorite TV shows in the history of man. It's good stuff.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
No spoilers. I had to talk about my feelings last night. I couldn't talk about Survivor.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
And they don't realize how much that would fix most of their problems.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
You put an RPG on a four-wheeler of some kid in South Carolina, and you just immediately feel better about whatever problems you had that day. And women don't understand that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
you're 23 i'm 23 holy cow yeah well i really am gonna be 40 in august hold on before we before we go too far because you started in on a story welcome back to the duck call room yeah martin we have a guest yeah this is bobby what's up or will or will or william jess robertson the second
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Yeah. I feel like if they scan my brain, it would look like one of them houses with the techno Christmas music playing and the lights just going everywhere and berserk all the time.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Him and John Chris are the only people I know that can make that jump. He would have made it before you even got to that point. So you're a peacock out there flying. Are you in Dallas or Fort Worth or Arlington or Grapevine or however many cities?
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Yes, I do. Romans 8, 15. The spirit you received does not make you slaves so that you live in fear. Again, rather, the spirit you received brought you about your adoption to sonship, and by him we cry, Abba, Father. Father. You've all been adopted by the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who paid for everything you've done here on this earth on the cross.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
And then he came back up three days later so that we have a father in heaven who loves us and would do anything for us. All you got to do is accept it. Come on.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Which one? They all got big heads. It's hard to tell apart. Yeah, that's true.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
I'm talking about his singing voice, okay? It's not bad. He was clearly adopted. I can make that joke.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
That's what happened to me in nursing school. Nursing 200. They said, everyone sit down. This is specifically a class to see if you still have the guts to go through with this. And I was like, you know what? You got me.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Let me go hang out with the finance nerds.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
That class was scary. Si, has your identity ever been stolen? Yes, it has. How did that make you feel? Terrible. Have they come up with something to stop it? They have come up with something to guard it from happening called Identity Guard. Identity Guard.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
And your personal information is everybody's now. That's what they think because you're on 850 different websites.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
What? It just happened. What?
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Yeah. I'm connecting a lot of dots right now that I wasn't ready for.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
So you don't hold any grudges towards college.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
I feel like we're giving the worst advice to children everywhere this episode. Oh, I'm not saying it works.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
One question. Yep. What's the neatest thing you found in America? Epcot. No, that's in Disney. That has fish and chips. Yeah, it doesn't, though.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Where was the place? What did I say in the first one? I forgot what it is.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
No, of your lives. He's driving that car. That sounds good. I want to be in the passenger seat. I'm with you, Si, in that monster trip, right?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Sounds like a fruity duck. No, no, no. That's a very good hoo-dah.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Oh, there's kids. Oh! Hey, that's the medical term. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey, that's the medical term. Family show. Family show. I'm so sorry.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Because my son-in-law. He said the same thing. When he met my daughter. His line was, hey, will you have my babies? Respect. What's your best pickup line, Si? Hey, she's had four of them.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Because, hey, we kicked the doors off, the windows out, and, hey, we put on a show. Oh, I bet you did. Oh, no, we did. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Were you a dancer back in the day? I could have done it back then.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
That is the problem. I'll take it. I have a twin.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
My dad knew it. I mean, we hunted Nutri-Rats and beavers.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
Oh, whatever. Chickens in your backyard are fun. Now, let me tell you a little story about chickens.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
Yes. Oh, yeah, it is. Silk, like little baby silkies. I guess silkies are always small. They kind of look like they're wearing pants when they run.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
I don't remember it. You told me you met her.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
I might be a little worse than her, but she's got some tendencies. Last night, she was like, hey, you want to walk to the bathroom with me? I was like, I don't think I'm allowed in there.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
If Carter were to run a colt, what kind of colt do you think he would run? Presidential. Presidential colt?
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
I don't know if it'll be the same for you, but we hated each other. We're nothing alike. We're actually very similar now. Did y'all wear the same clothes? Oh, yeah.
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huh that's cloth industry loved it oh yeah big cloth big cloth big cloth big cloth industry you know big pharma big cloth we dressed as dominoes one time oh what number were you i think it was our age i don't i don't remember uh see that's where my head was like seven pizza box or eight oh way cooler
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
I'm not going to let that go, are you?
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
Don't try that. And my hoodies wouldn't cover.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
Was it you that I told that my dad accidentally kicked my sister's head trying to get a roll of toilet paper off of her head? Like karate. Yeah. Karate kicked her.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
No. No. I think he did it on purpose. He stuck like the toilet paper on my head. Got it. Clean off. That's what I'm telling you. He did it on purpose. And then he went to my sister. Hold on. He did it on purpose.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
I don't even know what the word is. My T-shirt's fun right now.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
Everywhere. I got this off the Instagram store.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
Yeah, you couldn't even wear that to work. One of my friends wore a shirt that said love, but it was spelled with guns at my high school, and they made him wear it inside out to walk around. Where'd you go? West Washtenaw? Yeah, West Washtenaw. Yeah. I mean, it kind of makes sense.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
We moved. We moved from like a rural neighborhood to a farm.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
Oh, he could probably just lift him up. That's what I'm saying. The only reason I know who this is is because he has his names on car dealerships in Rustin. Other than that, I think he's a basketball player.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
They just announced that they're trying to get people to eat Nutri-Rat.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
Yeah, they're also gross. I don't know.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
I mean, you already eat a part of them. Their glands are used for like raspberry flavoring. I think it's raspberry.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
It might be beavers. I don't know.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
There's one in every crowd.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Oh, hold on. Let our Canadian friends.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I do not. I'm not running on that train. Martin, I don't.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Hey, that's time to break out a little light jacket.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's because they're anti-Sage. He named his daughter Sage. I'm telling you, they're anti-Sage, boys.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I do. I already told them. Oh, he brought it up here last year, buddy. I used to just do it with a bottle about this big around and then just do it until I tasted it and it would be what I wanted.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, no, no. But anyway, the bottle's about that tall and about the size of a silver dollar.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
And I love that she got buck favor over Big Red. Oh, she did. I ain't had time to talk to her because I'm going to say, hey, look. Don't let it worry you because, hey, I've known men that, hey, they were shaking like a... You should have talked to that cat after he killed his first one, buddy. Yeah. I'm serious.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I was nervous. You're like a bowl of Jell-O that's shaking so bad.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Sitting there right at daylight, and it's just barely can see. There's four does on the feeder. Well, after it got good in daylight, I called it the hit parade. I saw a total of 65 deer, and 35 of them was, hey, I'm serious. Don't you laugh. 35 of them was bucks, and they was all bigger than that right there on that wall.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Because when they turn around and walk away from me, showing me their butt, hey, their butt's this wide, okay, and their antlers are this wide.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I had his son sitting right beside me, so after all this has happened, I'm going. When are you going to give me the green light, dummy?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, no. Well, hey. That goes for everything in life. Hey, that's what I always say when I watch a woman walk away.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, no. Yeah, I know. BK.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The first deer I watched her shoot, she just put the gun on safe, set it down and over like that and went.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Just like your mama. You ain't got a smile or a face. It's all business, boy.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's what my woman told me.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
She told me that she's seen.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Seen me mad once. Said I don't want to ever see it again.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, I'm an easygoing guy. Push the wrong button.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Then I'm a dangerous maniac. Yeah, we don't want to push it. See how I would describe myself.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
This is not a bear you want to poke at.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Past blame. That was one of the things that my leaders in the military, they didn't ever figure out, don't poke the bear. Oh, I know.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Because, hey, they left me in charge, and then when I made the decision, then they tried to chastise me for making the decision.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, like when— Like you were in charge of dinner? No, no, desert storm and desert shields going on. I was in the operations center where everything was happening. Yeah. Well, they would leave me in charge and say, okay, if you need me, call me.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is wartime wherever I could push the red button. Did you press it? No, no. Well, I'm just saying they would leave me in charge. Then I would make the decision that I thought was right at the time. You know what, though? Then they'd come in and scream. And I would say, hey, we can solve this very simply. You idiot. Stop leaving me in charge.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
But don't ever doubt it. If you go ahead too far, I will push this.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's what happened to me for my first three times I went deep sea fishing.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I'll tell you. One night, okay, here we go. Business is business. Things are coming in. Top secret messages are coming across the deal.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I get one, okay, and I read it, and there's five things in it. Well, I know about four of them. But I'm looking at the fifth one, and I'm saying, hmm. What was it? Top secret. I know, but we're past that age now, right? I don't think so, man. I'm looking. I'm saying, okay, because.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The shark got it. All I ever brought in was a head.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Men are in harm's way and can die. So I'm looking at four of them, and I say, okay, I don't know about the fifth one. Let me call the captain.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
So I get on, dial his number. His wife answers the phone. He's talking to her while I'm listening. And I said, hey, tell your husband I need to talk to him. Well, no, no. I'm just saying. I said, hey, it's important. I need to talk to him. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I hung the phone up. Oh, look, I called the major. Same treatment. I called the lieutenant colonel, same treatment.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I called the full bird colonel, same treatment.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Everybody else was taking pictures with big, pretty redfish. Too slow. Hey, you got it real fast. I said, hey, I was feeling as fast as I could. Too slow, old man. Too slow, boys.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
No, no, no. I went to my chain of command. Well, hey, the next thing that happens is, okay, I get the briefcase. This got a chain and handcuff on it. I put the secret message in it, lock it, lock it to my wrist.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
So, look. Hey, guess whose door I'm knocking on, and it's like 1 o'clock a.m. Al Gore's.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He's got a star on his collar. Oh, General. Yeah. Oh, Big G. Yeah. The OG. He opened the door.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah. What about it, Rob? I said, well, sir, I apologize profusely for disturbing you at this hour. You went to the man's house. I went to the man's house. Okay. With the briefcase handcuffed to your wrist? Yeah. And I said, I've got a top secret message here.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I could have had a driver, but I drove myself.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
No, no. Hey, it's handcuffed.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Hey, I opened the briefcase, gave him the message.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He reads it, okay, because it didn't surprise him.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Okay, because me and this man have worked together. He's come in at night and yelled my name, and I cussed when he did because I had had a bad day.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, yeah. No, no. He knows how I felt, but I knew how he felt. Anyway, he said, okay. He said, no problem, Sergeant Robertson, no problem. And look, the thought never entered my head that he is fixed to stomp on a full bird, a lieutenant colonel, a major, and a captain. It never entered my head.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah. No, no. I didn't care.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
You were getting the job done. I didn't care. You did your job. Yeah. So anyway, he said, hey, just mark it for my eyes only in the morning, and I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it. And I said, well, sir, the only reason I brought it to you, I didn't know it, and since men's lives are on the balance, I was not going to get anyone hurt. Amen, buddy.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I said, hey, I wasn't going to get anybody hurt. I said, because that's why I brought this to you. Never thinking that, hey, he's fixing to jump with both feet and all their rear ends.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
So, look, I come in at like 5 a.m. in the morning, and the first thing is, ah, was the captain. And I just laughed, and I said, hey, I called you. You didn't answer the phone, you idiot. So, hey, suck it up. Well, it went, hey, Major, Colonel, full bird. Same thing to him. I just laughed at all four of them, and I said, hey, no, this is on you. I called you.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, I still got the one question I always ask everybody that does deep sea fishing. When you got one on and you get him out there and you get him up there where you can see him, everything's flashing silver. Well, when he was out there with me, he caught a nurse shark. Now, this stupid thing is polka dotted black and brown. Who could that be? From the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
And I said, you're scared of the general. I said, I'm not. He's my boss. I answered to him. And I said, hey, when you idiots wouldn't answer the door, hey, guess what? I slammed it in your face and went to him. And he told me, good job, Sarge.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, that's why I've told you, when we do stuff and I say something and you check it and it's right, okay, I've lived, I've lived.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I was in Swabrook. No, not Swabrook. Yeah, I was. I was right on the France border.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
okay i didn't know yeah i hadn't really spent a lot of time traversing that over there i mean you i'm trying to think of everybody i've ever known that's had a briefcase handcuffed to their wrist and there's not man hey but they didn't pay for that experience anyway the funniest part of that was okay look we got you got to unlock to get in into the operation center uh-huh you know the general had the key so he come in you know this is late at night yeah 12 o'clock you know at night i'm in there
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He just showed up to check.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
See if anything was needed.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
So I'm back in the back doing some paperwork.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
And he yells my name, and I didn't know it. He's standing right behind me. And I said, oh. You know, and I said, you know, bad word.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He busted out laughing. I went, oh, officer. Officer. Y'all, I jumped up. You know, and I said, I'm so sorry, sir. I didn't know you was there. He said, oh. He said, I take it you've had one hell of a day, right? I said, oh yeah. It's been one of those. He said, yeah, I know. I've had them all the time.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
It's the safest way to carry something. The key is not on me.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
No, no, because the key is not on me.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
No, no, no. I have to come back to the operations center.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The key's there, okay? So it's like you're talking about, if they shoot me to get it, they're going to have to cut my hand off, but then they're still not going to be able to get it in the briefcase.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, they'll tear it up and get into it, but I mean, yo, it's after they killed me and cut my arm off and all this other junk. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, boy. Interesting man in the world. No, no, I've led a very active life. Active is young.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
It's unbelievable. One good thing about going to Vietnam.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
No. The rain. The rain. I know. I'm serious. You like the rain? Oh, yeah, but you see, if you go to, hey, I'll tell you what, if you don't believe in the flood in the Bible, head to Vietnam. Go to Vietnam and stay there during the monsoon season, and you'll change your mind. You'll believe then.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah, you'll see how that happens because, hey, I've seen so much rain. If it can hide a company of men, 300 men, Where they disappear.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He's camouflaged. Well, when he was out there about 15, 20 feet doing it, he's flashing silver. Now, my question is, where is the stupid silver? Okay, because this thing is camouflaged.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Hey, I've watched like 300 men at attention.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Gone. Look, it wasn't just raindrops. Big old fat drops of water. This was a wave. This was a wave of rain. Like I showed you the big ocean waves when they're riding them.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, no, no, no. Look, Hank. Screw Tom Hanks. I've never. This is the real one. Look, it would rain for 15 minutes like a blanket that you couldn't see through. And then when it quit, five minutes later, you would tell it, wait a minute, there's no water in the dirty, but it's not damp.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah, it's dusty again. You kick it, and it'll be dust flying everywhere.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I think something about 65 Bible something.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
It's something about the water in the ocean and something moving. It's like somebody down there with a big mirror.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Did he have a person sit beside him, coaching him, talking about, okay?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah, at 1 o'clock up.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's still pretty good. They're pretty good.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's wild. And then for the goose, said goose to have a band.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, the verse of the day is going to be, okay, with man we're limited, but with the Almighty... Everything is.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
And then when you get to the boat, it's a red snapper. Or a nurse shark, y'all.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Hey, the sky's the limit, boys.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Come up with whatever you want to know.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
What would be your WWE names? And y'all walk out songs. Thank y'all. Have a great day.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I mean, this thing was, look, I'm talking about big, black, black polka dot, black and brown polka dot.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
And I'm wondering how. Where is all this silver coming from?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Who's the one running around with a two before?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, no. Hey, it was cold. Cold like it is right now. All them little old stupid things. And they's naked. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
And then the song is, don't poke this bear.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
No, no. I've had him run all over my body.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
No, I like it. I wish I could play all these songs. Hunter would be Hammer.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
And the song is You Can't Touch This.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
All you can do is just feel it moving. Mm-hmm. On your face?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, no. Hey, I'm telling you. Is that who sings that?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Have you ever seen a duck? He's just...
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Hey, once I was going through the forest, and then all of a sudden a desert.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Give me the good stuff.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
No, but I can tell you one about Jason Robertson. Look at this kid. Hello. He's in his pajamas. Tennessee Vols pajamas. Hey, look what he's got. He's got a big amount of Drake. Uh-huh. Hey, he got, you know, we come in from hunting. We had seven woodies. Well, we're cleaning them. Me and Phil are cleaning them. And we got six. And Phil said, hey, didn't we kill seven?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Give me the good stuff. No Shoes Radio.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I said, yeah, I brought in seven. And Kay come in there about 10 minutes later while we were discussing what happened to the seventh wood duck. And she said, Phil, come look. And he said, what are you talking about? I ain't got time. She said, hey, you need to come see it. Let me show you what I want you to see. So we walked into Jason's bedroom. Jason is sound asleep with that big wood duck.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
A male wood duck. And look, he's got him for a pillow. He just stands asleep.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That boy's been chasing him ever since.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, he's happy. That's like Jace. Jace will stand asleep with a big grin all the way just ear to ear.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
You had that big wood duck drink as a pillow.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
My daughter helped me clean squirrels, and she'd be sitting there. I thought she was going to be a doctor. You know, I'd opened up the, you know, cavity and start. She's like, what is that? I said, it's a kidney. He said, well, I'm pulling the heart out. I'm pulling the heart out. What's that? I said, the heart. You know?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah. No. Because, hey, her and her intended, which is her husband now.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
We're in a park, sitting down on a park bench. Y'all look in there. Here comes a cat squirrel running by. So I said, boy, I wish I had dads 22. He looked at her and said, why? She said, I'd pop that sucker in the head. And then next five minutes we'd be eating fried squirrel. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, I like to put duck hearts and put them in giblet gravy.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Sometimes I don't belong. Hey, you'll slap your mama over some.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah. It's chopped up thin.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
And gizzards are good.
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Now, there's a knack to it, though, because you've got to clean that properly.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
When I was young, I had an old man tell me this. He said, Roxton, you better not blink. And I said, what are you talking about? He said, how old are you? And I said, I'm about 25. He said, I said, how old are you? He said, 65. He said, you'll blink. He said, you'll blink and you'll be my age. Yeah. And I blinked. I was his age. Now you're his age. Yeah, I'm his age.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
They don't play that one.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Mr. Graceful himself.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The phrase you want to use is chill out time.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, I've been there. Everybody chill out.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The first time I picked one up that had that, I thought it was sick. I said, we can't eat this thing. There's something wrong with it.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
His whole neck was solid rice. He had done eight where you couldn't have put another rice in his crop.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
You can't eat peanuts out of a duck. No, you cannot. Yes, you can. You shouldn't.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Then you could add some of that gravy on it. Here's the deal.
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That is a good way to soup up a pot of rice.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I've been trying to love two women. It's like a ball and chain.
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Sometimes it ain't worth the pain, boys.
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Jase Robertson’s Wife Did Not Hold Back When a Stranger Sat on His Lap
I'm all about it. Right now, I'm reading the reviews on this Honeycrisp apple tree and seeing if I'm about to buy one. This Honeycrisp apple tree, five stars out of 351 reviews.
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Jase Robertson’s Wife Did Not Hold Back When a Stranger Sat on His Lap
She said, what's that coat again? I said, man, we're not doing a good job. It's obviously duck.
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Jase Robertson’s Wife Did Not Hold Back When a Stranger Sat on His Lap
I taught her that. If you see a boy you don't like, hiss at him. Or she don't like me.
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With Jim Carrey?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Three-quarter what?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Claire, how much of your talent would you say, did you just wake up one day and just start singing and everybody's like, oh, yeah, she's better at this than everybody else?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You got a sound about you. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hey, just before the cameras were rolling. That means you're our people. I love it. No, I love it. Before the cameras were rolling, might have been my favorite part of the day because Si was a little late because he was filming some TV show. And then- Some TV show. Clara says, hey there, Chief, good to meet you. And I was like, yep, she's going to fit in.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
He's got them wide eyes.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Benny could live in a tent by a river. Yeah. For sure. It fits the person. He also plays a guitar and is a little eccentric.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
A little folksy, if you will.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
There you go. We need to give her the guitar.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I need to hear it. I need to see Cy get excited.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I ain't singing by myself. Well, she does have her guitar. And are you willing to, even though we ain't got fancy equipment? Absolutely. I love playing music. She's going to let it rip when we come back. And I'll be Lionel. You be Luke. You be Carrie.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, but. But we kept up with you on American Idol. We're rooting for you. Well, thank you. You came in, what, 25th?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Okay. I don't know how you prepare.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You don't want that liver punch.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I won't put his headphones on, so I'm going to let my mic be his mic.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, thank you. I'm recording on my phone. You've got a gravel in your voice.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hey, one day we're going to be able to say we had Clara on our podcast. Oh, no. She's not coming back anymore. Well, we're going to have to talk to different people.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
If you don't, I'm going to be upset with you.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, I will introduce her and be happy to do it, but do not go after her.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
445. I've seen Cy get to goosebumps about things. I've seen him calm down. I tried to get the microphone because I thought he'd sing along or say something. He closed his eyes and tears were forming is how good that was.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You silent Cy Robertson.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, really? Thanks. I was sitting here and I was... Martin, I'm going to say it. Martin, you're not easy to impress sometimes.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Martin's face went... I just was stunned. I knew the gravel that she ate was coming out because I watched her on Instagram and stuff.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Si found out she was married whenever we were getting set up for her to sing.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
He technically might own part of this building. I'm really not sure how it works.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Which is why they need identity guards. But if you ain't got that and your wife's out there signing up for weird shoe deals online that she finds out aren't true and I'm on the phone trying to untang all this crap so I don't have some other John David Owen in Vietnam buying all this stuff on the internet. You don't want to have your identity stolen, people. It's a hassle.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
He's not silent on that TV show she was on.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, this is perfect timing.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's just a few days.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Are we on, you're on Spotify as Clara Rae, huh? I am, yes, sir. C-L-A-R-A-R-A-E. Don't stop listening to us just yet, but like in 15 minutes, swap over to her.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
What was it like standing in front of Carrie Underwood? Lionel Richie and Luke Bryan and saying, I'm about to sing for these three people and then they're going to judge me. Because that's terrifying to me. It's not very biblical either.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Catch them on whatever night my wife makes me watch the show.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I was just talking about the judging.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Let's go back. You'll be Simon Cowell. I'll be Randy Jackson. And you can be Paula Abdul. And we'll run back the original America. And you win.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah. Or break your heart.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I can tell you that right now. We just got to stop, though, because she's got it. Like she just, the gravel joke, the color in the lines, like you are, you're going places. We're calling it right now.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
But here's the other thing about it. You're in. Oh, that's cool. Hunter said, this is coming from Hunter. He said, dude, I walked in and...
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
hunter helped shoot uh your spot for idol back in november he's like she walked up and said hey hunter how you been like that's another level i've only known one other person to do that and it was tim tebow like remember people like that so like i'm i'm i want to buy stock in you right now if that's possible because i feel like it's selling fast um but you know we could maybe get you in on the ground level
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I at least want a t-shirt out of the deal.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I brought Sharpies to get autographs. I'm going to go get that piano I got off Amazon and have you sign it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It's Clara, right? That's it. Just right there. Put your own duck call. I only know one other person that's ever done that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, he sold about a million of them.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It was raspy, though, and old. Oh, it was all right. Yeah, it was decent. Like it ate gravel for breakfast. It ate gravel for breakfast.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Martin and I spent all weekend by the pool. Did you? Oh, I don't even have a pool, but my mom does. She has been transforming her yard into a dream outdoor space. And you know how quickly she did it?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
He'd make me nervous too.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Wait, time out. Is it true that you called him Mr. Roll? Because you keep saying yes sir to me and it's kind of offensive because I'm not that much older than you.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You called Jelly Roll Mr. Roll.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I will go into debt to drive up to Dollywood and get some cinnamon bread.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
But she's her own person.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, she does. Her bar is different than Mosey.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
She don't follow nobody. That's how you know you're big time.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
When she gets her Grammy, remember you heard her here first.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Monroe's on the map.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We got American Idol. We got a guy that was just drafted to the Patriots.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We got a minor league hockey team again.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, I thought you were from Rayville.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I ain't looking at the signs. Huh? Why not? I'm probably playing road games, so I'm not paying attention to what the sign says. I'm just looking for a certain letter. Oh, there you go. That's it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Are you an outdoors woman?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
One day there's going to be a sign that says, Monroe, home of Claire Ray. I'm calling.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, what city are you claiming?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Monroe or West Monroe?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It is funny how we all like if you're from Monroe or West Monroe, I believe there's a river between us as I eloquently pointed out. Not a rift. Not a rift.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
But we're always against each other until somebody does something cool. Then we're back to one town.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's right. A couple months ago, I've been like, she's from Monroe, boo. But now, like, hey, she's been doing some things.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And he's already broke the mold and told everybody the most important thing for your overall health, right?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
A good nap. So I'm the kind of guy that naps in his bed.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You want to introduce our guest? We have... Me and Hunter talked about American Idol a few weeks ago and how I was sitting there watching American Idol with my wife and the words Monroe, Louisiana.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I'm an expert at it. He's literally done it almost every single day of his life. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I mean, he's done it more than anybody I know besides maybe my grandmother.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I'm going to straight up tell you right now, I woke up this morning, I stayed up a little late, did not get a ton of sleep, but I slept sound because I have a Helix mattress. You know what my daily readiness score is right now to take on the day? A 100.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Are you a road warrior now though? You're out there playing every weekend all over the country, huh?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Si's too excited to let us even get to an intro or put a microphone on.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
flashes across the screen and then they did the whole bayou thing and then this girl comes up she's like yeah from monroe except she's more i'm not going to do an impression because her voice is better than mine and it was clara and i was like i'm gonna shoot the shot here and instagram said hey you want to be on size podcast fast forward four weeks hell yeah absolutely ah here's the deal how long you been doing it
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Is that how you did it, Si, back when you were touring America at the state fairs? No.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Si, yeah. But I will say Memphis Nashville Muscles Shoals, that's – That fits our style. You are size people.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I tried to play the piano once. I bought one on Amazon. I said, I'm learning this thing. And after a month of every night, I could play 10 seconds of Jurassic Park with my left hand.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
But once I put my right hand up there, it did not work anymore. I don't know how to do it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I just don't think I'm involved. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
i grew up church christ son yeah there you go yeah you know how to stomp he's not musical yeah i know the words yeah but everything else happening i'm out yeah well i know you ain't got no rhythm i'd always say it okay that it's hating on you john playing this is a god-given gift oh i i agree my mom can play the piano like nobody's business but can't read a lick of music
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
But it's God-given talent, and then it's got to be working your butt off, right? Well, true.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
It's a good song. It's a good song.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
You had to close it yourself.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Pretty easy going, this crew.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Her aunt works on the oil rig.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Just drive that knife in. That lippy sucker.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Mm-hmm. That makes sense.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
He's just started, boys. I wonder. Hey, and here's the thing. He's got four years.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
of uh research and development under his belt too oh yeah he knows what he's getting into this time he got a case study that's for sure yeah okay yeah i just i think he's gonna be a little better prepared than he was last time i'm just trying to figure out when everybody started caring so much about the gulf of mexico's name about pretty much anything yeah for the most part that like
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Well, no, no, no. That's one thing that you said it is true.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Okay, that there are people out there that if they're not mad, they're not happy.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Yeah. They got to have something to gripe about. Yeah, I don't understand. Okay, it's the woe is me syndrome. Yeah. Yeah. They're throwing a pity party for themselves. And hey, here's a flash for you. Flash.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
They could care less. There you go. Wasn't throw you a pity party. And hey.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
That would just tickle me pink. I'd be happy for you.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
That's it. MapQuest ain't updated it. Go for America. Go for America.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Robert does TikTok. Robert Thatcher. I think is his last name.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Hey, here's how much of a go-getter he is. He's fixing to go to Alaska. You ought to work on the pipeline up there and make a bunch of money.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
That was the craziest thing that ever happened. I'm watching this. He's coming down the hill on that stupid tractor. Or lawnmower. And I go in there and I'm talking to Phil and I said, where does Willie find these idiots? Phil said, what are you talking about? I said, hey, that is that just drove up on the lawnmower where the backfire is priceless. He said, that's Phil McMillan. That's your boy.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
I said, no, that ain't Phil McMillan. I said, we play poker every Friday, son. That ain't him. I said, I don't know who that clown is.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
He walks in, takes off the wig, takes off tattoos and all that. I said, okay. You got me.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Yeah, I've already pulled something. Okay, boy.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
I've killed a bunch of turkeys. I like to do it because I like, you know, you always tell me bad about shotgun capability.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Just keep on. Let me grab that .28 and show you boys a few tricks.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Put a slug in it. It's a deer killer machine. 28 gauges. This is going to have to get another job. .410, hey, put a slug in it. Whack him deer. .
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Talking about practice. What about if you just have a bad day? You can. I know. What happens there?
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
If you're on them, you don't need that big trap gate. No. I can kill them just as far with a .28.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
All the speeds, like for the ducks, if you read it in the book, they beat that speed.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Look, they knew what was going on. The rest of them, I don't understand why the rest of them don't get it.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Well, when I come out of there, hey, I'm fixing to come out of there, and, hey, we fixing to do some maneuvers, boys.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
93 miles an hour? I can see that. They say, okay, the fastest duck alive is the canvasback.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
I've actually been in the Delta, been to rice fields on both sides of the road, and Green Wings Hill was going with me. And I clocked that sucker.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
I'm running 75, and he's just cruising. He's got it on cruise control. On a downhill sail.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Because, look, when you say, okay, look, oh, that's a bunch of ducks, and they look like mosquitoes. And then a couple guys that are good with duck calls go, and them suckers, and then they're in the decoys three seconds later.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
But I didn't think a pigeon flew. 93 miles an hour is rolling, boys.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Here's the deal. I appreciate the prayer. Yeah. We want the prayers. Hey, I'll take the prayer anytime.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Hey, the first year we hunted there, they turned loose a total of 500 pheasants, quail.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Chuckers. Them three was 500, you know, total, together. We killed every one of them. I think they had like 50 pigeons they done. And I think, I don't, I missed. I shot at about eight of them. I ain't cut a feather. I think they may have killed one.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
After we done killed 500 other birds flying out, they killed one pigeon.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
They got it in Central Park. They do it in New York City.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Well, that's like crows. Crows are fun to hunt.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
He looks tougher than a dove. European collar. Yeah. That's all he is, is a pigeon.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Well, that's a win-win situation. We're doing you right. And, yeah, you're lifting my name up to everybody. Hey. But, Si, are you tired of dying?
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Hey, here's my take on that. I ain't worried about dying.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Well, I'm just saying, hey, call her. She's done you a favor.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
He's been with you for a year and a half. That's the question I have.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
No, no, no. It's something else. But here's the deal. She don't like you hunting.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
He's pert as a rutting buck. I ain't worried about it because I know the man that resurrected people.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
You actually get down on yourself because you said, well, I must be doing something wrong.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Look, I'm in a boneless. Me and Phil both in boneless years right now.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Smocky McSmockerton. That's why I would tell you, okay, well, Christine should be here. She could tell you about all of them. Okay? And you brought up that you like. Okay? All eight of them are destructos.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Okay? They're all boys, and they... You know, Christine had a lot of knickknacks people gave her over the year. Some she had made herself. These are like antique stuff. And one of my grandsons climbed and was chucking them off, watching them crash. His mother finally got him and said, come here, Wyatt.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Wyatt. Said, hey, you see that man over there? That's where you get your hard-headedness. You're not going to beat him. He's going to whoop you every time you do what you're doing. When Poo Poo says no. When Poo Poo. Hey, it's really no. You don't do it again.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Yeah, it's not. This is not an option. It's not optional. You do it again, I'm going to blister that behind again.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Well, no, no. Okay, like Tracer's is. Okay, Brady's is the oldest. Good grief. I saw that ain't bad. Well, no, no. Brady.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Always, always. Hey, this happens very regularly now. uh okay jackson and uh that's my kid why he's not he's naming martin's kids only named martin's kids white and jackson blake so we've had we've had mccray mccray okay one more and i never can remember his name i don't know why i cut that edit that we don't want that to go out looks like why not because it's gonna hurt their feelings
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
That's like when my mother, if my mother ever used my full name, I was fixing to get a boat one.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Have I ever told y'all a story about how I totally destroyed an entire car of my grandpa's?
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
I can't tell you. I never can remember his oldest son's name. Scott. I'm looking at him right now with glasses and all that.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Methuselah style? Hey, 76 is rough enough, boys.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
What is the one I didn't get? Bird seed in the gas tank. He helps handicapped kids, and he's handicapped himself.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Their names are not important because they never pay attention to it anyway.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
He had them organic cigarettes. Methuselah probably would have been stupid and stepped off that boat like I did. Saw you owning up to it. I'm about just, you know, I'm fixing to be boatless. Boatless. Get it, boys. Get me up there with a wheeler.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
If they ain't winning, boys, hey, they gotta go.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Best day of man's life is when he buys a boat and then he gets rid of it. But if you like to fish, they're worth it.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
I keep watching the Bills play the Chiefs. And I'm saying, am I watching the right game? Because they've got them on. I just, you know.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Well, in that game, the script man is the one that's really the... The script man's in charge. Because Reed... Now, he has got the gunslinger.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
Oh, hey, look, if Taylor Swift and the Swifties wasn't there, Kansas City wouldn't even be playing football.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
If I was looking up something, I'd be looking up a jet.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
That's what I'm telling you. You hop one of them jets in the air, that's about 50 Gs. I know. You put one of them boats in the water. So, yeah, if they crank that baby up, it's going to cost you thousands.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
You want to know why? Because if you got a boat, you got a helicopter on it. On all these caribbeans, all that stuff. No, they take the plane to the boat.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
You know, Superman has got one. You know, he's got 59. Guess who that is? That's Patrick Mahomes.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
We had a chef on board. What do you want, sir? You can't even figure out where to buy a boat like that.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
If you're searching, you ain't. It was fine as any wine you ever want to get.
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Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!
He wears red, and they tell me he was going to make a pinstripe. What's the prediction for Super Bowl? Who's going to win it?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Oh, that's a good point. People like to laugh, watch ours. Welcome, Dasher.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
That ain't how we said it.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
And then I rolled it to softball.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
It wasn't church league, but every team was loosely church based. Right.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah. I can see where that would be a rub with you.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
No, you can't. Why not? Because of what you're about to hear me say. Is it your uncle? Yeah. Is it your uncle? Gary Glenn.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
See, if y'all don't think we ain't a family business, you're wrong.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
The only person in here safe from anything is Beth. And that's because she's from Canada.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Costa Del Mar sunglasses, I might add. Oh, well, that dog was trained to do that. They sell them. Yeah. Sometimes.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, we'll replace them.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, then you got to shoot your shot when it goes quiet.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
A whole crew of them?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, yeah. I mean, that's kind of the nature of things, right? Yeah.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Hunter doesn't have a microphone, so I'm a little sad. There we go. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. Today we have... Guest on guest on guest. We'll just call this the cousins episode.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, there's a whole profession based off that. That's right.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
It's at my camp. I'll have to bring it back in here. If you do, it'll just sit back here in front of Si's cup. It's my candy dish at the camp. Well, we can have a great success and a great failure all sitting right back there.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
But see, Dasher did the slick thing. He just visits here.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
He just, he said, I got to get the heck out of there. Took off North Carolina. And then he'd come back every once in a while, make sure everybody still sees him. And then he goes again.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Oh, wow. Man, that sucker followed him up there, didn't he? They did. That was bad.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
How is it coming back? I mean, like everything.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
It's obviously going to take a while. We're familiar with the kind of damage.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
You just learned that?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, that was a blow up there. That's incredible what those folks went through.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Not yet now. It's the name of it. We're about to get one of them volleyball things you keep going on. Yeah, now. We've been safe to pass that. Except you got one here just as lippy as you are. So this thing
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Christmas with your uncle, huh?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
And to be fair, if you're an outsider that comes in here, you better just be able to take it.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I don't know. You just got to be able to take it. You give it back.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah. But I mean, you know, you just got, I was raised by a bunch of paper mill hands. So, I mean, that's where all that comes from. Cause like I grew up with that. So then coming here, it wasn't a culture shock for me, but like you, it just felt like home. Right. Like it. So I think that's why some people in here thrive. And then some people come here and struggle.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Cause then they feel like they're just getting made fun of. Well, they can't take it. Yeah, they're just like, it's too sheltered for them when really we're just one big daggum locker room where everybody's just, yeah, we're going to make fun of your worst qualities. Absolutely.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
So, Zach, you run Tread Lively, which runs all the podcasts. We're kind of like telling people. how some of these inner workings are.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
That's what I'm saying. He's Hunter's boss. He's 50% our boss when we're in these doors, right? Because he's got business.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah. I don't know how. So I have a deal with Duck Commander. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But anyway, but you would, in essence, be Hunter's direct superior, right? That's correct. In theory. I don't have a problem with Hunter. I don't work for none of you, Clint. No, we love Hunter. I just want to know what the Tread Lively handbook says about love marks showing up on an employee.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I heard about this, and I got real nervous about the conversation.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
My man is wearing a band t-shirt and blue jeans.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
That's what I'm saying. So his argument, I was like, just take that thing off and own it. I'm like, you had a great few days, man.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
crap. Like, I was here to applaud him. He made it where it was a joke because of the band-aid.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Which explains why Zach can be a Florida fan.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Because that's the only, because Phillip's short. He can't trim.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Because there's a loyalty like no other.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
And it's genetic, right? Zach's name's on the back of this, too.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Oh, he's kind of a big deal, man. No, no. Did you write this?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
To be fair, I got a question. When you got with me and said you were going to send your director of photography to come film a duck, then you've duck hunted enough to know.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
hunting here is not great anyway yeah did you chuckle a little bit when you sent that guy with me with a camera lens as long as this table and saying we got to get one duck killed for this movie i didn't because when he showed up i was like how we ain't doing this like this ain't gonna work like what did he bring i don't know what he brought he brought a red lens as long literally as long as this table like and then put it on a tripod on the edge of the duck oh i figured he would figure it i figured he would work with you y'all figure out a way to get it on film y'all did
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I would agree. Now there's a Robertson being a Robertson.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, we got it. We got it done. But I mean, I'm just looking. At least you didn't get edited out, man. Well, I was never there. It's just my Myler Drake. And he was banded, so that's kind of cool. That's awesome. Yeah, that was weird. But like the first, so like it feels as a hunter, like the most impossible task in the world, right? Because we video every day.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
And some days if the cameraman so much as moves this much, they flare. And I'm like, well, this, I mean, it's the end of season. Like this crap ain't gonna work. Like whatever happens.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
whatever this is and then the first bunch come in and it was like five of them and i was like holy cow what are we doing we killed all five of them i said did you get that he said i got them falling i said oh no like what how i mean we're not gonna get another chance like this today and then about lunchtime about dinner right about noon here come old single mallard drake and he come from way away
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
and the ball opened and i was like this is it this is our chance like this is him and i'm i go down i'm like are you on him are you on yeah yeah i got it got it i said boy now i was thinking boy don't screw this up like what i mean yes yeah that that went through my mind as i was pulling the trigger on my 28 gauge mind you i took a little gun to do this too i was like oh
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I just aim small, miss small. I swear my eyes were closed when I pulled the trigger because I didn't want to screw up so bad. That's the first time I've been nervous duck hunting in years was for that one scene. But you got it done because you're a professional.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, it just showed me that that movie was meant to be done and that scene was supposed to be in there to reach a lot of people because I didn't get that done. The good Lord sent the dumbest Miler Drake on the planet that day and said, we're going to make this movie, son.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Can't happen, Si.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Oh, duck hunting. I'm talking about you. Yeah. Okay.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
My favorite part was just sitting there thinking, what would Phil be saying right now with this guy on his tripod with that long of a limb? I mean, Phil would just be, he'd have had a nervous breakdown. Phil would have been, and there I am. I'm like, ah, we'll try it. Let's see what happens. You got to throw a lot at the wall at the movie, see what sticks. Yeah, we got it done, though.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
That was a lot of fun. No, that movie did great, man. Who'd have...
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Oh, we done jumped a few up there.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
We'll let you decide what part of it. Here's all I'll say. Lion breeding works in cattle and deer. That's right.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Oh, yeah, prior to that.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, we certainly wouldn't be sitting here today.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I mean, we may be sitting here talking into a can, but we don't know what it'd be about.
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Or nephews. Size nephews. There we go.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I remember the first time I ended up down there, it was for house church. I didn't even know that's where I was going. But Phil didn't know me from Adam. Were you a Christian? No, no.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, I got invited from Curly, who I worked with at the time up there at TP. He's like, come to house church. I was like, okay. I didn't know what house church was. I grew up saying, God, we didn't do that. What kind of cult are you outside? I was interested in investigating. I was like, I'll see what it's about. He said, we'll eat. I was like, ha, ha, I'm in.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
But then Phil saw me walk in, and he's like, man, I really need to take him boards out of that gate over there. And that's a big old feller. And he was like, come, you look big and strong. Come get on the four-wheeler with me.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I said, Mr. Phil, all I got is these tennis shoes. He said, oh, yeah, you'll be fine. That's the first time I fell for that. Oh, you'll be fine. I mean, this is day one of meeting Phil Robertson. Oh, yeah. And me and him is on four-wheeler headed over to the land to take boards out of a gate. And that's to hold water, let water in, whatever, for people that don't know they're listening.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
And I caught him on a bad bath schedule, too. So I'm riding downwind of him. Like, that man didn't kid about taking a shower once a week. My man stunk. Like, BO, like... That was him. Like, just awful. And I'm riding downwind of him the whole way on that Honda 4 tractor. I'm like, God almighty, this man stinks. And that's the Phil I've always known.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Like, he gave everybody that showed up to that house... the benefit of the doubt on everything. And like, and he took that moment as a captive audience to ask me the hard questions and he was like, I was like, nah, man, but you know, I'm good. And he's like, yeah, oh yeah, I bet you are. But no, but that's, so to hear you say, that's why I kind of chuckled when you said he was selfish.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Because I have never seen that side. I'm not aware that that side. Now, obviously, we all know that side exists because we're human, right? And everybody's got that selfish nature. But when you hear you say it, who lived it, it just kind of is funny because I can't even imagine that side of Phil.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
No, he didn't. Most people would lock the doors. Yeah. You wouldn't ever make it in the house. I mean, even me back in the day, you'd probably say, no, we'll just do this on the porch. We ain't coming inside.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, a different level of faith right there. Everybody else be scared to death.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
We just went a little unashamed right there. We did. That was good. The difference is we laughed for 40 minutes.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, and the impact that one man, and that's why, like, if you're listening to this, you could be that next one man. Nobody handpicked Phil.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, I understand that, but I'm saying a guy from Dixie, Louisiana, there's no reason Phil Robertson should have changed the world based off of circumstance, I'm saying.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, let's do it.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Good to be here. That was fun. Always good to be here. Y'all come back anytime you want to. We're always here. But we'll see y'all next time right here on the Duck Call Room. We're out. See ya. Hunter, fix it in post.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Your nephews are here. We have one. It's fun. We have a rabid LSU fan. And John Gimber. That's fair. Versus a rabid Florida Gator fan.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
She'd get a little sabbatical.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I did not know that. Man.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
You had big shoes to fill. You decided to rivet a duck call, right?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Maybe interesting is a better word.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
So you can get the DVD right now on Amazon. And then maybe if you try real hard, you get your own reality show.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Boy, ain't that the truth.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, how would we all be sitting here today? Look at God, man. Yeah. That's fun. Go, man. Go, man. So your mom riveted... On B-17s. And you riveted Duck Call Reed. And I riveted Duck Call Reed. Arguably, both things changed the world.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
You think your mom ever had an OSHA recordable on that? There was probably no OSHA back in them days.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Who married a Roll Tider. Pray for me. So he's very confused. Disgusting. But I'll say this. With those two teams, one of them is always pretty good.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I did too, but I took the urologist at his scissors.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, he can't be because we play each other. That's true. And then I married a Vol. So, you know, we got the whole SEC covered in this place, man.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, Zach, this ought to be real comfortable for you.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Do you have that same talk with Zach? Did Jan bring you in when it was time? She let Big Gordon run it.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I mean, I know Jace's opinion on it, obviously. He was named after the poor fellow. Yeah, but Jace has such a sunny disposition. But like, you know, you wake up and it's Christmas time and you're like, man, I can't wait to see. Was it ever Uncle Si?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I'm going to say, a real-life Santa Claus.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Did you ever take any smokes from Uncle Si? No. When he wasn't looking, I was just curious.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
And I just assumed that everybody knew Dasher because he's on Unashamed so much, and I figured we have a high crossover rate. I hear we're a big deal.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Hey, there you go. Let them touch that hot stove, huh? Yeah. I don't think Brittany's going to go for that with me.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, two or three years old.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I'm afraid that one that looks like her may like it, though. He kind of hard-headed, you know? That's what you got to be careful of. I'm afraid I may start an issue.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Wow. I didn't have listening to Gimber smoke a pack at seven on today's bingo board, but hey, man, I like it.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Here I thought we were just going to talk about that one altercation Gimber got in on the kickball field.
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That's what I told him. I said, hey, I'm the one who keeps this business going, son.
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Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
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Hey, that's just, you know, me and my people in charge, When I was in the military, I always had bad, bad issues with that. Did you? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I don't never get in a rush. If you get me in a rush, we all going to have a bad day.
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It always, pain is involved in hurrying.
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He's back. Oh, no, no. Look, because I had to go to the doctor like twice. You know, because the first one didn't, they didn't give me the correct shot.
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It didn't get rid of the pain. So I went back like the next day and I said, hey, whatever y'all gave me yesterday. Double it. Wasn't no good.
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I said, hey, you need to get the good stuff, okay? And Get this pain away. And they said, well, we'll do better than that. We'll give you that. And then we'll give you like 30 pills, pain tablets. Okay. To take home with you. So, hey, I emptied the bottle. There's a crisis. One day at a time, I would take that pain tablet. Okay. Because, hey. No. Because my tolerance to pain.
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But hey, hurry always causes trouble. I've never really been in a hurry. Yeah, if you rush, you always do something wrong. There he is. Godwin's in the house, everybody. Look who's here, y'all.
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Hey, did you have a flat on the way back?
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You'd get hypothermia now if you hit it.
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They got robes. Robes. They got them slippers that you can slip around.
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They actually dry you off. He's got more than one, too. I got one for everything.
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No, definitely on that. Oh, okay. So you had a toughie. I had a calling station, and he hit everything he was calling. Was his name Jason? No. Oh. No, it was Smokey. Smokey.
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Well, they tell me that you're relaxed, but I'm like you.
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That's why when somebody tells you when you get in the boat, put that life preserver on. Aim into that. Put that stupid life preserver on.
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Hold on, yeah. Old Smokey. I always tell, you know, you played somebody who'd come up and meet me and say, yeah, you played with one of my kinfolk. And I said, what's his name? He said, Jeff something. I said, I don't know him. He said, well, you don't know him, but his nickname is Bull. I said, okay.
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What? I can't do this. Between now and the 15th of March, you're going to have another cold start.
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Trust me. You will have another cold.
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It may go lower than that. I'm serious. It never fails in February and March. It always, when you think it's over, it comes again. It gets cold.
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And the person that come up with this phrase about golden 60s needs to be horse whipped because there ain't nothing golden about getting 60. Well, that was 15 years ago.
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It didn't have so much humidity. Louisiana would be all right. Yeah. Our cold hurt. It's cold and then, yeah. This is one of them type of colds that goes all the way through you.
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Yeah, I know what you're saying there. Because, you know, I've been places and it was six degrees.
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Because it was a different climate. Yeah. I guess maybe. Yeah.
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That's probably a little bit wrong. Hey, this is one of them true things.
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Well, I was asked that one time, and then I gave my answer, and all hell broke loose.
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And I said, well, hey, what have you seen me do? He said nothing, and I just leaned forward and said, and I said, I'm an expert at it. Yeah.
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No, no, I'm serious. He was a gross individual, period. His nickname was Fartman. Yeah. Oh.
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After you do that a few times, you learn that you've been watching this all your life. You say, well, it's a little harder than you think.
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I know. I was trying to get ready. I see a bunch of stuff up there. I like the headlines it was on.
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I don't know. I don't know if you're going to make it. I don't even know if I'm going to make it.
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Okay. Well, he said. We'll have to meet somewhere and say, okay, well, we both made it.
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Okay, to go to heaven, okay, get face-to-face with Jesus, okay, and say, Lord, I want you to take about, oh, a year higher and go and look at the rest of what you create.
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Well, hey, if I get a head start, buddy, hey, I ain't going to wait on you.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Hey, look, it's not like we're going to have all the time in the world.
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You got to think about that. We're outside. I'm outside and inside. I think we will have jobs.
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I might come up on- You ain't never heard of catfish?
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See? Dang. Pristine. And, hey, and nobody's ever caught a fish out of that. We get to be duck guides and stuff.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Yeah. Oh, no, you don't have to worry about that. None of them are going to make it to heaven. Hey, I'm just going with what Phil said.
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Hey, anybody write their grandmother up, give your grandmother her tickets? for killing a squirrel. Who wrote their grandmother a ticket?
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Hey, I do have to repent, okay, because I went to Texas, okay,
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Away within the statute of limitations. The officer's name is Drew. Oh, I thought he was talking about that girl.
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Hold on. And look, he checked me. Okay. I see him coming. He's checking everybody in the field. And I thought I had my plug in my gun. Okay, I handed it to him. He said, well, give me another shell. I said, oh, I'm sorry. I gave you three. I thought those were unique. So I threw him another one. He put it in there. He said, you don't have a plug in here. I said, you got me? Write the ticket.
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And he said, oh, no, we don't need to do that. He said, hey, cut your cotton stalk. And put it in there. I said, hey, look, I appreciate this. I said, because, hey, I was wrong. The gun did not have a plug. And you would be right to write the ticket, and I'll pay it. He said, no, we don't have to. I said, well, here's what happened. I said, other people use that gun when I don't go hunting.
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And someone took the plug out of it. I said, because, hey, trust me. And Bull was right there with me. That's the most Robertson thing I ever heard. He ain't put but three shells in it.
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I've been hunting with him for two days. He ain't put but three shells in it. He shot three times. That's it. Yeah. So, hey, on that, there are a lot of them out there. That's all they do. They do their job. Okay. And if you went against the law and broke the law, well, you deserve to get a ticket.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Well, no, no. Well, hey, look, I met some the next day. I met some other game boards at the next place. And I said, wait, you just said Drew let you go and didn't write you a ticket? And I said, yes, ma'am, he did. You know, she said, I've never heard him do that.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Here's another thing that I know. Okay. All the people that I love and that have passed away, my mom, my dad, my brothers, my sisters, hey, I'll see them again. There we go.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Okay, and look, and then we're all going to be surrounded by, okay, the Father, Son, Holy Spirit, and the angels. And everybody up there will be, they love each other.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
My first deal is I'm going to go below the rings of Saturn. I'm going to go through the bad clouds, the bad weather, and I'm going to step on that planet Saturn and see what it actually has on it. I'm just going to ask you when you get back. That's going to be a hoot too, buddy.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
There ain't no telling what I'm going to find. Anything you want, Saturn. I might think about this. I might step on Saturn. And the whole planet is solid coal.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Hey, if you didn't have nothing to look forward to, EJD just gave you something to look forward to.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Oh, hey. Abraham Lincoln. Thank you. There you go.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Honest Abe. If not only that, boy, Honest Abe honestly goes with the beard.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
That thing right there is zombie apocalypse.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
You're grinding in the woods all the time. You really don't have another option.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
That's right. New York City will riot on you.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I don't know why he's against hair. Yeah, because he ain't got none. He ain't got none. It's called envy.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
That's why this is still the greatest nation on Earth, boys.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Did he speak the truth? He wasn't wrong. I mean, there you go. I mean. Sometimes the truth is rude. That's right. The truth is harsh and rude, boys.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
It's an intimate relationship at that point.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Let me get this done. Are we level? Rucker would have had one of them laser rulers. Oh, boy.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I'm sending you a few of these just so that you can see. Yeah, there we go. I was about to say, Kaylee, his wife, posted some on Facebook. I was going through those, but it's still hard for me to imagine.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
i don't it's hard to imagine in a weird way stomach fat is air dropping yeah probably the easiest way you got that computer right there i mean if you texted them they'd already be there sometimes the good people at it's in your downloads folder i'm going to i'm getting it's downloaded now if you would have texted them they'd already be there apple sometimes you got ideas that are just too much like this latest update trash
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
And I've only shown you the two that are okay.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
There is a grand finale of the photos. It was second in the order. Oh, please.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
You know who I got that from? Willie Robertson. He won't stop. And when you hang out with him for 10 years, you'd go through a few Christmases together and he screamed it every day. Yeah. And it got stuck in my head.
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Oh, no.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
In fact, Christmas time is here.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
You just described as Scrooge and then said I'm not a Scrooge.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
You just complained about lights, trees, and music and then said you love Christmas.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Same guys cut both Carter's ears off. Yeah, and so. Like, not off.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Oh, you used to be single on the turkey tribe.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Remember the turkey tribe?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
He'd be at Randy and Joe Neal's, then slip on over to Big Dave and Jan's, and be like, hey, what's Al and Lisa up to? Oh, dude, I mean.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That's off to me, bro. Yeah, I mean.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Okay, so I'm a Christmas person.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I've been wearing these shoes all week. I love Christmas. They're red, white with green shoelaces. But there is nothing worse than a $20, everybody brings something, and we're going to steal the gift. That's not fun. Yeah. Well, nobody's enjoying that.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
We're all four just going to bring a Yeti cup and we're going to go home with it. Right.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
No, but, you know, it's a fold over situation.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
20 bucks?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Here's the deal. But then you show up and it's like, hey, Si's with this. If it's $20 and Si wanted it, he bought it 10 years ago.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
We did buy the Gatorade.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
The only thing better than that at those parties is going like quadruple over the budget and making people fight.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
You were going to have to get weird haircuts for the rest of your life.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I steal those every time. I'm like, I want the lottery tickets because the opportunity –
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Allison finished up yesterday.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
It was a black Jeep.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
We need to get your son a black Jeep Patriot.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
It was legit.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Because used to, on Christmas, you did the turkey trot and went wherever. We've already discussed this.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
When are new ruckers?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
People used to ask Martin all the time.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Some people break that rule.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Wow. Hold on. So- For kids.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I'd like to know about it.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I would like to have you on the show when it's like the baby's a month old so I can just laugh at you.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Go down to three. I'm going to Google you and find your home. Then I'm going to send you a nasty letter.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Well, anyway.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
He just winked at me.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Rucker, are you winking at me?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
We're not going to say nothing else. What an interesting thing that just happened right here.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
To be honest with you, I don't know that you want a 15-year-old boy changing diapers because they're not smart enough to do it right.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I got too many kids.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Seven.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Sounds like it's very much in the cards.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
No announcement.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Angel Gabriel going to have to show up at my house for that to happen. Oh, boy.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
They don't snip anymore. They burn.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Remember whenever he was telling the story, I'd go in there and just pull that out. It's a... Yeah.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
You hang out with my three kids long enough, though, you get three or four of them things just to be sure.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Yeah. Boy, I sure am.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
He is able. It's going to take him. But. Yeah. Because the paraffula kids do graduate at 20 these days. One of them's going to be yours. The paraffula. That one's going to be held back.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
The pig tape. It is.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Yeah, you work in recovery.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That was low-hanging fruit. No, no, no. To my recovery family, I love you all. Stay the course. Keep showing up. Stop.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Mac Owen.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Say somebody emailed you.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Neither was handwriting. Danny from Minnesota emailed in, Martin. He got a sock up in the mail, autographed. He said, I don't know what this says.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Very simple. Only because I've seen it. I emailed it back. I said, I got that one.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Oh, we've got a few email in. I feel bad for this guy. Oh, they get yours? He got me, and he knew it was me because my signature is J, scribble, scribble, scribble, D. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
He's even smiling about it.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Aw, man, look at that guy. I feel terrible for this guy because he could have got side he got me, but he's excited.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Oh, yeah, he wins at everything. You deserved me. You actually deserve nothing. I'm upset you got that, Declan.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
The fun thing is- It's so dangerous to send pictures into this because Martin notices everything in the background. Martin's like, hey, your two dogs are really going at it back there in the- How did you see that?
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Observationist at heart.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Well, you know, I do like a kid's first deer picture. And I've been trying to show we've been getting a lot. But I'm showing some of them. Chris from Hilton's, Georgia. Nope. That is way off. Hilton's, Virginia. Oh, wow. I was going to say, man, this one. Okay.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I don't have any more first pictures, but I have one that we've been needing to talk about. Okay, that's fine. Jake from Pennsylvania. State Farm.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Cool. He just wants to say that Hunter is officially his favorite duck call room personality. I love it. Right. And I have been saying, I wanted to let Jake know, I want a Hunter camera. And I want Hunter to have a camera on him. And so do other people. But Hunter has said no. Whoa. Hey, hold on.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
He doesn't want to be a personality. It's been talked about. But he is a... Hunter, you can... Hunter camera. Hunter camera.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Beth heard we're trying to get a Hunter camera, and she walked in. Shut it down.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That actually is not a... Put it up here. Let's get one there that goes that way.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Whenever I was talking about them sizzling the vasectomy, I looked over and Hunter's eyeballs were the size of. I can't imagine that.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Well, have three kids and then you'll volunteer.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I'd do it every six months. You get ice cream, get your feet up for a weekend.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
so therefore i'm riding spinners i've got a bunch of weird stories the next time you guys are ready oh late night tip over here um okay well hey yeah the more hunter the better according to pennsylvania which is a weird state but also makes sense most of your fans will come from oh i bet that's his grandpa okay no hunter cam i'm not from pennsylvania i just have a lot of family there my mom's from pennsylvania
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
What else you got?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
One more because I think we're taking a little break. We've got some in the can. We're taking a little hiatus. Christmas time is here. I don't know if you've heard. We're all going to go to ad parties.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Followed, let's say, past tense. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I don't know what's happening, but we've got some great stuff coming up. But this is the latest email. It came in 16 minutes ago. So we're going to do the latest email, and then we're going to go for Christmas. Ryan from Ramswear, North Carolina. Probably not how you pronounce it. North Kekulek. North Kekulek, yeah. He was wondering, and I've never thought about this.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
If you could talk to animals, what animal would it be? And what would you ask it? Oh, that's easy.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
What would you ask a lion? Why is your breast stung?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That's a great observation that lions and human politics are very alike. Joe Biden, lions, sleep all day.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
No, she didn't do nothing either. Never mind. I can't. Never mind. I've never thought about this.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I'm going to probably side closer to Rucker than I am others, but continue.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
He said I would talk to reindeer.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I moved the microphone so Willie could talk into it. Now I broke this one. He breaks them all the time. Luckily, we're going on break.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Hold on. I would talk to like a whale of some sort.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
It's the biggest animal. No, it ain't an animal. What does it do? What does a whale do? It could eat a lion. And I would have an army of whales.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That's right.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I just feel like if you rule the sea and you have an army of whales.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Oh, dude. Michael Jackson. All right. Anyway. Man, so thankful he made that jump. Ephesians 3.20 is a verse that comes to mind when I see Rucker. Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine according to his power that is at work within us, to him be the glory in church and in Christ Jesus throughout all generations forever and ever. Amen.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Have yourself a Merry Christmas. Have a great new year. We're still going to be pumping out content.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
But just keep your pets out of it.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Have I ever told you I'm not allowed to leave Amazon reviews? Uh-oh. True story.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Hey, can I interest you in jump ropes? I ain't broke a rib yet.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I'm on team wife on this one. Yeah, well. If you're breaking ribs.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I can't.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
You don't want to be awake.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That's different. They don't put you to sleep for that. I'm telling you.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Rucker, I got to apologize. Okay. A lot of people have been asking how you were, and every time I was like, She's still alive. Yeah. That's all we knew. And our fans have been like clamoring to know how you made it out. Well, here's the truth. And here you are with us today.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
They can't stop. They won't stop.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Phenomenal. Oh, hey.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Sleeping on clouds.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
A man's got 400,000 ear canals around his waist, and he's telling me I don't look right.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I'm gaining muscle now, though.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Pencil-y?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I do have too big of a head.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
And first off, last time somebody sent us free pants, me and you had the same size.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
And I took size B. That's why you don't look right.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That is also true.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I've gained like eight pounds since Thanksgiving.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Tucker's back.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Yeah. We all have a mutual friend who I shared an office with at one point who's been on this podcast. And Martin is now trying not to cry. He lost more weight than any of us for a minute. And there was no muscle gained at all. And yeah, you get worried for them.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
It was a 50 of it was in that haircut of yours that you used to have. Me and Rucker went through a spell and Martin, and I'm glad we all went through it together. It was called 2016.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Back then, it had some length, too.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Well, now I look like a skinny bobblehead patient of the hospital. Hospital patient is what I was going for. I stumbled upon that.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Oh, wow.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Which is your good ear? I don't want to hurt you.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
They're both good.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
The smallest kid in the room is like, y'all fight.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Or a glove, if you will. I wanted to add real quick. I think my mom's going through a midlife crisis. She just bought a violin out of nowhere. Hey, look.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I just wore a suit and clapped when the movie ended.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
They pulled it off, Si.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Hunter went twice. I don't understand it. I took my dad to go see it last night.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I got that last night without knowing. I thought he fell in the water or something and just got cold.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I guess I'll do it. I don't know what happened.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
kind of weird um of the story i would have said it differently should i throw up the picture i received not yet okay because i just this is then that's all i know is this photograph and it's terrifying because i i love uncle side i'm nervous not yet so we went got a song photograph we went duck hunting this weekend
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Don't you hope you're still on the go like Cy is at 77, though?
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Speaking of Si looking a different age than he, you know, we've started watching Duck Dynasty at the house. Oh, Lord. Which is just the wildest experience of my life. Because I forget, my kids have no clue. And some of their little friends at school have been talking, because it's on Amazon Prime, and some kids at school are like, have you ever watched Duck Dynasty? And Carter's like, what is it?
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
And I'm like, son, you're about to be in for a wild ride.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Yeah, no, that's what it felt like. I'm like, I'm about to just break Carter's whole existence and Ben's and Lottie. And look, last night I'm trying to watch the national championship. And Lottie is chanting, Duck Commander, Duck Commander. And I'm like, okay, I hate what I've done here. I don't want to be part of this. Look what I did.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
But the whole time we're talking about Psy feeling way younger than he is.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
doug dynasty was so long ago yeah that all y'all look so different in the first three episodes like sy looks like he'd go play football oh yeah you got a brown beard almost ain't no white i was like all just on one side all his teeth yeah just on one side but i i was just sitting there and i was like this is insane he had them transitions glasses oh yeah
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
But it was so funny going back down that because I hadn't done it in so long. Like, watch that show. And it was just a wild ride of, I mean... And then I had to explain some stuff to my kids because of what Phil Robertson said, and I didn't remember that being part of it. Oh, which one was that? Was that the crawfish? Was that the crawfish? No, that hasn't happened. I'm ready for that one.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I wasn't ready for finding you a good woman who can cook and she'll never cut you off. You bring her squirrels, she'll never cut you off in bed. There you go. And Ben's goes, huh? I was like, nothing, nothing. Just keep rolling. Don't worry about it.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Oh, but yes, I'm somehow raising the next little brigade of Duck Dynasty fans. They chanted it at me.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I was like, yeah, it was a couple. She goes, why did he lose weight? I said, if you were sitting here watching yourself on TV, you'd make some moves.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Y'all were at the Wellness Center. I remember that. That's right. When I started working here, y'all would come in from the Wellness Center.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Have we all been told by a doctor that we need to lose weight? I mean-
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Yeah. We remember them fondly. Yeah, absolutely. We should go back sometime.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
That was, well, cause we all, you know, we joke about Cy and like, we've messed with him about his oxygen machine a little, but good gracious. Do I hope at 77? Am I running with guys? Half my age, uh,
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Nah, he can eat what he wants at this point. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
You had that duck call building competition one in episode two of Duck and Honesty, by the way, and then you fell apart at the end and Martin beat you. You don't even remember that, do you?
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I'm ready for that day, though, when the Martin boys sit down and go, We're about to watch Duck Dynasty.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Whenever Phil says something, it cuts to Si's weird face and then cuts back to Phil.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I know. Just wait until the next time Carter's here. Which he's hung up on the two bleeps from the first episode, which was controversy back in the day. We were like, why did y'all do that? Because Willie didn't say anything, and they bleeped it. I forgot about it.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
We're done. So Carter's got a thing. He don't like people that cuss. We won't even watch Home Alone anymore. And so I hear it, and I'm like, oh, no. And he's just sitting there, and he's staring. And I'm like, you okay? He goes...
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
did willie no no no no no and so then i explained to him what happened so that he said we need to go to california and pound that guy i said no uh is that people oh there you're in trouble we're gonna forgive him oh there you're in trouble oh he was mad he was there it was season one oh dare i can't remember rob rob was season one rob big hair rob uh big hair yeah the um
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Yeah, he went to the dentist, had a bad experience at the dentist, and then the only thing that made him happy was sitting down watching the news.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Yeah. Carter will be there just looking up stuff.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
The problem with Carter is he doesn't read AR books. He reads, like, history books. I'm like, dude, hey, read something you can get some credit for.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
And then, you know, he's obsessed with Vietnam right now too.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Yeah. Well, no, you weren't here for the blurry creatures episode. No. So I brought Carter in cause we shot it on like a Sunday and it was like, that's a weird day. I said, Well, I've only got to bring one of mine, luckily, friend of the show, so could do some things. So he's got a whole list of things to ask the Blurry Creatures guys about, stuff I don't even know how he knows about it.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
And then he walks in and sees two strangers and sighs in the corner. He goes, Hello, how are you? Hello, how are you? This is Uncle Si. He's a veteran of the Vietnam War.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
And I looked at those two dudes and I said, yeah, so you better show some respect. That's what we're here for.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I said, we need to send Carter with Si places just to introduce him.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Vietnam veteran, Duck Dynasty superstar, Cy Robertson.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I like Tony, and I like the way these people operate. Amen, buddy.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Hey, it didn't snow. It didn't rain. And I'm not okay. I woke up just freezing.
Duck Call Room
Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
We've sold like six shiners today. I went to work just to hang out for a minute, talk about politics.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
The only good news about this weather is it's the one week a year we're going to sell a lot of gloves.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Yeah, this is glove week at the Honey Hole. It's the only thing we sell. But if you need gloves, we're kind of your only game.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
You can do anything. You can go Alaskan snow crab.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Someone from Manitoba. Yeah, Canada. Winnipeg just emailed in, by the way. His name's Henry. Yeah. And he said, I'm laughing at y'all about your cold weather. This isn't live. He sent this five days. We've been whining about being cold forever. Oh, yeah. He said up there it's... Colder than negative 50 wind chill.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Yeah. I'm thinking about migrating from here. Look. Jamaica's nice this time of year.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
It feels like 21 right now outside of these walls. And I have, I don't even, existential dread, is that a thing? I'm not even looking forward to driving back to work because it's going to be so cold.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I have on two pair of pants right now. And you ain't hot. And a hoodie and a jacket.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
There's a reason the Lord started civilization somewhere around the Middle East. That's all I'm saying.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I was rooting for Notre Dame because I like their coach. But I also like, you know what?
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
12 donuts, five miles, one hour in Raleigh, North Carolina. What is the Crispy Cream Challenge? 2,400 calories, 12 donuts. I just want to know what you have to do.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
If you can eat while you run, that's easy. Can you run five miles an hour? I'm in the best shape of my life, Martin.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I ran, I just ran one mile the other day. I ran in eight minutes. Eight minutes is about my mile time of just getting it. So I think I could do five miles in an hour. It would be close. I'm not saying I would do it with ease, but to be fair, of all the people that could also eat 12 doughnuts, I feel like this was actually made for me, but I'm a little confused on the rules.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
It is cool because it's a whole bunch of people doing it.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Oh, no. Okay. Wow. Psychopaths. Psychopaths. So look, this is dedicated to supporting North Carolina Children's Hospital, which is really, really, really cool. I like children's hospitals. I'm fond of New Orleans Children's Hospital, but I'm sure North Carolina Children's Hospital is doing great things. So this is a really cool thing that they're doing. You have to run two and a half miles.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
then eat 12 donuts, and then run back to where you started. I don't think I could do that.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
There's still time for me to practice. I'm not going to North Carolina is the problem. I'll be your donut coach.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Thank goodness. Okay, I can't do it because of that.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I wonder what's the best way to run to work from here. I almost rubbed my bike one time.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I'm trying to decide if I want to try and do this, but I don't want to eat 12 donuts.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
No, it's too cold. Y'all should do this in the summer. That way you can sweat a little, get your sweat on the donut.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
He's definitely one of us. I'm from Dallas, Texas.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Like, he's nowhere near Dallas, Dallas. He's an hour away from Dallas, but he calls it Dallas. Dallas is like the England of cities.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
No, he knows. He's just trying to get some validation. If you bought the ring, you already know.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I can't believe you put a pin in her tire before she left work. That's terrible. That's awful. And then followed her home. They make podcasts about people like you.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I need you to fit. Can you help me then? Help me out. It is weird that you put a nail in her tire though. Like that's, that's, that's aggressive behavior. Well, there you go.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
It's going to work, Thomas. Good luck, Thomas. Thomas, if you're quiet, you need one that's lippy. If you're loud, you need one that's quiet. It's great advice.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
My buddy that just got married, I had met her. I had met her.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Well, you know my buddy. Me and him got together so well because, you know, he's super quiet and I'm super loud. And when he was telling me about this girl, I was like, yep, she's going to be lippy. I was right. Was she? No, not was.
Duck Call Room
Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
The whole place would be loud. That's... I won't even be there, and I'm one of the loud ones.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
That's a good visit. Because I talk a lot, and I'm loud, but I don't have to talk. Yeah. Some days I do, though. Anyway, Psalm 147, 16 through 18. He spreads the snow like wool and scatters the frost like ashes. He hurls down his hail like pebbles. Who can withstand his icy blast? But then here's the best part. He sends his word and melts them. Praise the Lord.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
He stirs up his breezes and the waters flow. All this ice and snow is beautiful and it's a great thing. And the Lord has made all the seasons, but praise God for summer.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
It's not. The snow's an inch thick. It's just going to be them playing it.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. I look like a garden gnome.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Well, I'm freezing, and I'm tired of being cold. It is cold. It's 12 degrees outside. Martin's here.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
We're Silas. And we're Silas. It's going to be a weird podcast.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Boy, we're really leading this up. I legitimately don't know what happened. I'm sitting here as clueless as the rest of you. I got a text message that said, who wants to be on the podcast in the morning to talk about what happened to Si? And I was like.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
And Martin asked him, are you okay? Are you in pain?
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
I'm stressed out, and I didn't even know about it until now.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Because oxygen levels are kind of the most important thing with our guy.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
Like when you start calling and saying, Si's oxygen levels are low. Yeah, that's right. I knew this story ended well, but I was still very nervous.
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Uncle Si Lands in the ER After a Fall
And he knew that he has such good friends that one day this photograph would end up all over the internet. Yeah. That was the other reason he was panicked. He knew that Phil was probably going to take photos of him.
Duck Call Room
Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Think about that parking lot too.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Only HBO Max subscriptions should be allowed to show these things.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
He was 5% truth back then. COVID will do that to you.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
That's less than a month from when this will air.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Yeah. I didn't like it, and I don't want to remember it. Anyway, Jep's here. Hey, Jep. Hey.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Oldest. I get them mixed up. They're the oldest. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
See from Buckingham Palace?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
We had those two British guys on the show. They never said that.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Oh, wait, so do you get to go to England for a wedding?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Everything I've heard so far, Si hit the nail on the head on this one. She's a sweet girl. She's smart. Does she know who you are?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
46. So you were my age back then.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
People used to confuse me and you all the time, except I weighed 40 pounds more back then. And I was always like, I'm twice the size of Jet, people.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
But what if we could break that cycle?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
We're 55 for our family. $55 if my family eats at Chick-fil-A. Yeah. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I used to take so many pictures back in the day of people. They'd be like, hey, Jeff, will you take a picture of my... Yeah, let's just get it over with. Your friends are going to make fun of you when you post this.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
And we give them two thumbs.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
But it was so weird. It was so weird. He having a tough day. What were those prints? Did you see it?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Willie took me to Peru one time and them kids were living above the river. Like their houses were where the only reason they were able to live there is because there were no rules where the Amazon backed up. So it was like, well, we'll just go there. That way we don't have to have no codes or nothing. And I saw a kid literally like going from house to house in a bucket as a boat.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
And I was like, man, I'm gonna try to stop complaining.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Jeff ain't going to show up to your house. If you do it one month, fall on hard times and don't do it the next. What are you doing?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
But he actually goes with the stock market. He's that close to retirement. He's eating better when the stock market's up.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Now I got more money. Yeah, your kids don't show up and start eating all your food because they got to cross the Atlantic Ocean.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I just have grandbabies that are at my house. They're like me and Jenna, except they spend the night sometimes. That's right.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Yeah, I ain't. Big Dave looked at me one time. He goes, you get in a bind, I'll get you a hotel. You ain't sleeping with me.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
He said, we'll figure it out. We'll get a hotel. I'm like, you ain't staying here.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Martin, you know what Rocket Money alerted me to? What? You know how every day I stop at that same gas station and get that same energy drink? Uh-huh. It was like, hey, bro, this is how much you're spending monthly on this. And I was like, that's a lot more than what I thought it was. Yeah. And Rocket Money gets you spending patterns, and it tells you what they are.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
You can't lie to yourself if you got Rocket Money.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
He's just Raymond Burr? Raymond Burr. There you go. That's just a nice-looking man in a suit.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I think your dad's advice on a lot of things, hernia doctors.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
No, no, no, no. Joe Exotic posted about it. Yeah, it was weird. I'm pretty sure, yeah. He didn't, like, fingerprints. It was like, I'm pretty sure it was his butthole.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
You're a granddad. You expected to look the same as you did in 2014? No. Yeah, you're trying to be like a hip hip granddad.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I haven't had any surprises down there, so I'm good with that.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Yeah, I guess I'm calling Hunter first thing. Hey, Hunter, here's that picture. Is this what yours look like? I'm going to send Hunter a picture and be like, hey, this is what you need for the podcast. And he's going to be like,
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
You're a little bit hard. I think you look great. You look exactly like I used to.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Well, I didn't have an email, but that is because our email box was full of people reaching out about my uncle and all that stuff. So I just want to say, uh, how much I appreciate all the messages, uh, Yeah, we're making it. We're moving along. And that's why today's Bible verse is so perfect for Jet being here with all God's children and stuff. James 1, 27 says,
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this, to look after orphans and widows in their distress to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
If you want to do something right, look at somebody that's going through a hard time that might have just lost her husband, or look at something like what Jep's doing, helping out kids that don't have parents to help themselves, and that'll keep you healthy. Right in line with what God wants you to do. Help people out that can't help themselves.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I was a big unbuttoned flannel guy over a T-shirt. Really helped save the day.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
yeah so my question is i've had a couple of people one i think last week say johnny d rags on you on the on the podcast get him i do not jeff get i have i just that's what i heard i have a cup no i rag on al there we go i have a couple of questions for you okay because we're neighbors like when jeff pees off his back porch it cannot be at the same time as me peeing off my back porch because we'll make eye contact yeah
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
So question number one is, how many animals do you own? It feels like a lot. And the fact that you can't answer that swiftly tells me a lot about you.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
It's just dogs and cats. Dogs and cats. He's got two big old golden doodles that just stare at you in the driveway. Great dogs. But then there's cats. I think you've miscounted your cats.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I'm telling you, there is a cat. It's a cat epidemic.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
He's got a bunch. That's the problem with cats.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
It's a whole homestead down there because the other thing that I have a big question about is when are you building the parking garage?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
A parking garage? Too many cars. So my parents live on the other side of Jep. So I always go around the neighborhood. And whenever I pull into my parents' house, I look at the front of Jep and Jessica's house. And I mean, there's been 12 cars at your house before.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
It's a problem. How many people live there? So... Not an immediate answer.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Is this like a cat? He can't keep up with that. He's not sure how many of them are debos. I would say six or so. Some people just walk in. But you are to the age where every... You have kids and they're all driving age except for one. Well, no, no. And then they have husbands. That's right.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
But 12 cars. It ain't nothing wrong with that. It's family.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
It's just family in and out. But sometimes you're like, man, they must be having a party. And then I get back to my house and I get my binoculars and I'm like, there's no parties.
Duck Call Room
Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Not so much for everybody else. They're fine with it.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Big Dave's got pointers on that.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Last night at 8.04, my mom looked at me and said, it's our bedtime. And I was like, what does that mean?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Did you know he had a girlfriend?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Make America exotic again. I've never been on Joe Exotic's Instagram. How does a man have Instagram? Another great question, but he shouldn't.
Duck Call Room
Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
He just called your Australian soon-to-be daughter-in-law good stock? Yeah.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
He loves the... So you've got two engaged.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I was like, you married this guy, man. He's eating your food, parking in your spot. That's right.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
But we cannot direct our fans to his Instagram. No, don't go there. It is a bad place.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
What do you want, baby? My daughter's the same way, so if any of y'all want another one, we'd love.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Now we're talking. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
Oh, there you go. Yeah, that's a good point. Especially a carpenter. Imagine how much stuff you could put in there. Oh, yeah. I have one at home. But it's... Half that side? Yeah, if even. That's a big truck at home. Okay, and that's a big one. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I got you. So y'all drive on the other side of the road?
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
Which one of us is right?
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
Oh, so everything was backwards for you.
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
There you go. Yeah. I think that's the crux of the story. I love it. Irish. So you're Irish. What do you think of Haggis? You like it?
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Blood pudding. Blood pudding.
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Blood pudding. Yeah, it wasn't no good either.
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Hey, while you're this close, can I offer you a chance at a detour? Head from here and go south to a little town called Lafayette on your way back to Dallas. You're going to go into a gas station down there and you'd say, I want some boudin. Oh yeah, that's the problem. And you'll never touch that haggis again. You'll say, yep, them boys got it right.
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Then every time y'all be going to Orlando and then swinging by Lafayette to get some boot in.
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I'm trying to think if I have some. Oh, but you flew into DFW. So did you, now I got to know, as an Irishman, what did you think of a little place called Buc-ee's? Have you been to a Bucky's?
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like this is a it's a petrol station it's a gas station but you can get clothes and a frying pan and ah i had to know because i know going to dfw there's that oh yeah the bucky's at tarrell or whatever one too that's my favorite one so that's why i was like oh did you stop or are you going to stop on the way back 450 000 gas pumps out the front How much do you spend in there?
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And they're always full. Yeah, he got to get back to work a little early because he got some carpentry he got to do after a Bucky stop.
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After a weekend in Vegas and a Bucky stop. Yeah, he got some work.
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Yeah, target market achieved.
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My man with Joe Exotic. Oh, gosh almighty. Well, Andrew. Buddy, it's been a pleasure.
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I'm glad you stopped in. Thank you very much for having me. Oh, you bet.
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Yeah, there you go. But, hey, next time you're on holiday in Orlando, you know, just slide on up. Oh, yeah. It's not near as far as Dublin.
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Well, guess who's in West Monroe.
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Oh, buddy. Absolutely. If we had any ducks in Louisiana right now, I'd say, Andrew, come duck out in the morning. But we ain't got none, so don't waste your time. I don't know how much an out-of-state license. I know how much an out-of-state license is. I don't know how much an out-of-country license is. I don't know if it's the same or different.
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Yeah. I don't know where. It ain't worth it. Spend that money at Chick-fil-A or something. Or just make another run by Bucky's on your way back to DFW. You'll be way more fulfilled. I can assure you that. So what do you have? So, you know, our podcast company does a lot of other podcasts too, Tread Lively. And one of them is, what's it called, Hunter? What's the other podcast called?
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Blurry Creatures. Blurry Creatures. What? Right up Uncle Si's alley, right? We have a podcast? Yeah, that talks about stuff that don't exist. That's not this podcast? Well, I mean, it is, but, you know, we stay much more grounded in reality, I think.
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And blurry creatures, people are like, yes. However, one of their partners is Free Life Soap, and they sent us some soap. So if you would like some Ciao Bello, which apparently means hello, handsome. I don't know. That is what that means. Yeah. In Italian. Ciao Bello. That ain't what them Irish say.
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Everybody keeps sending us soap. We must stink. Oh, there ain't no doubt we do. It's duck season, buddy. We stink. I've smelt better in life. And look, how did I know the man that would really be interested in this is the guy... who can never say no to anything free.
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Where is rural Ireland? That's in the outskirts of Ireland.
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That smells good. Is that a real scent? Because that was the first time I've ever seen it right there.
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That's why. I know your brother didn't. Right. It was pretty rough, okay? Like the soap was actually rough?
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Okay. All right. So what'd y'all sin it with? Like sand? I don't remember. I mean, did you put like pine needles in there or something?
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That is wild. So was there like a soap pot? Oh, yeah. You didn't use that for nothing else?
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Because, you know, it boiled. It boiled it, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But that wasn't your gumbo pot. No. Okay. It had its own deal. I was just cooking soap.
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Nowadays, where you grew up, when somebody says they're cooking something, that means something totally different. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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It ain't that ham stuff I eat over there.
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Yeah. As a human- And what's wrong with- Everybody loves bacon. Just call it ham. Like, it's fine. Ham is good.
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Well, no, but you get that from Spain, then my beard- We don't want no Canadian hogs over here.
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Well, the problem is Americans decided to take a turkey breast and call it bacon. So, you know, we can't be trusted either. Why would anyone do such a thing? That's what I'm saying. So, like, you know, it's fine. I had somebody tell me.
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And we got more audience in here, too. We got some folks from our friends over at Realtree. So they are here to do the impossible. So what's that? Titus is here to kill a duck where there are none. He's never killed one. So he's here for his first one. We're going to try it tomorrow. Short of going to the farmer's market and going and getting one.
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No, he's going with me. He's going with me and Clay.
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Yeah, if there was like a Duck Dynasty trivia night, this kid. Oh, yeah, I want him on my team.
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He was telling me stuff that I'd done long forgot about we did.
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Pop in real quick. Get on in here, Titus. Yeah, pop in real quick.
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Boy, this is getting harder all the time.
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No, it'll be all right. Titus, what's going on?
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So we'll make this quick for you, Titus. Favorite Duck Dynasty moment. We just.
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That's how Johnny D afforded them Christmas kits right there.
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Couldn't see you. Just like being in a duck.
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We was playing war. I know, but what guns do you have? Oh, we had homemade guns. Oh, okay, I got you.
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Yeah, you got stories, don't you? You don't want to see my head. My headphones. Okay. If Si is welcome in your head, that's a good one there. So, Andrew, I guess my question is why? Why? I mean, I don't.
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Yeah, well, if you don't know no better.
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Do not bring one of them in the morning. Let's stick to the 28 gauge and we'll be all right. Titus, normally I'd say.
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Well, normally I'd say you'd win the furthest traveled for here, but Andrew had to show up and not do you today, Titus. Hey, have you ever met anybody from Ireland?
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Now you have. Look at there. Changing lives, Andrew. Look at there. Ain't that something? She thought Disney World was cool.
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It's the happiest place on earth, y'all.
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12? You miss him, Dave.
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Older and wiser. Older and wiser. oh well titus thanks for jumping in with us man we're gonna have fun in the morning man we'll let y'all know on the next podcast how our exploits go Forgot his hat. Titus, I'm keeping your hat. Nah. Sign it.
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Sign it and send it back over.
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That boy's smarter than he looks now. Let me tell you. You look pretty smart. I would say he's smart, but when he showed up, he said, go Gators. We know that ain't true.
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That was your first experience to get you top secret clearance.
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You let somebody die, didn't you?
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Why not, mate? I'm just curious. Like, what about us? You're like, I'm not turning these guys off. Because 101,000 minutes. Quick math says that's a lot of hours. Which also, by the way, you work a lot of hours.
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Could you imagine Si relaying critical information?
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They said he's got a gun. No, no, but I think it's just a knife. Hey.
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He just continues to prove that he is, in fact, the world's most interesting man.
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I tell y'all. Y'all missed it.
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Well, yeah, you 24 and a half years in the military, greenskeeper, you know. Assistant greenskeeper. Assistant greenskeeper. 9-1-1 dispatch operator.
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Well, yeah. I just feel like, imagine your surprise in those days. how hard it was to call 9-1-1. I mean, you had 9-1-1. So that's a big deal, right? Like that's a big, and then whenever, 9-1-1, 9-1-1, this is Cy Robertson.
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
No, hey. Did you get a bunch of calls? No. Do you remember any of them? Like, what was the weirdest one you got? I know you blew it on the high-speed chase, which has probably made the Rustin PD real mad at you. Because, like, as a cop, I think, like, you live for high-speed chases.
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Okay. So what are you? You're a carpenter. What's your specialty? Anything?
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I'm waiting for one minute now.
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Now I wonder what else is in there.
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Oh, okay. So framing and everything.
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All the way to cabinetry and everything. Okay.
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I've known you for 20 years and you never once told me you worked as a 911 operator.
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So you were a 911 dispatcher.
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There's more to uncover.
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I mean, I got so many questions. Like, what was the interview process?
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Did you get a badge? No. Nothing. You just had a name tag.
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You just got a name tag. Robertson. Did you have like a headset like you're wearing now? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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I have you a gold mine here, folks. All we've got to do is sit there and talk.
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You'd sing like a canary, buddy. What? I said you'd sing like a canary. I wasn't going down. If any of us get in trouble, we're doomed.
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Johnny D's middle name is Plea. I actually don't have one. Oh, Lord have mercy.
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How did we make it through another 50 minutes?
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
We ain't even talking about nothing I thought we was going to talk about when I walked in here.
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And he did bring some. Oh, yeah. So in lieu of email, we've got some. We got some Irish snacks. Now that looks like a candy bar. Hold on. That's a diary. And that's tater chips. Try them Irish ginger chips.
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Uh-oh, he got the chocolate.
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
Throw it over here. We'll open it. Good work, Phil. I'm not so sure about... Now see, here's Si's problem. There's a very clear deal. It shows you where to open. Look at that thing.
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You wanted me to fail at that, didn't you?
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Don't be a block of that, boys.
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
Yeah. Nothing in nature square. There's no right angles in there. Yeah, no right angles. That's the number one line of a poor carpenter. Yeah. Nothing in nature square.
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Hey, you got the chips. Yeah. I didn't ask you to share them chips.
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Are you kidding? They just put potato chip on bread and ketchup.
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Here. People in Ireland get bored. Okay. He eating one with chocolate on it.
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This chocolate legit. It is. That's good. Oh, Cadbury. We know them. They from here. No, they're not.
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All right, we got... You do not want them. Hey, I like that, though. Instead of calories, they call it energy. That makes you feel a little bit better.
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Yeah, what's your energy count?
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Oh, that's funny. That is good stuff. I love reading labels, man. They still call fat what it is, though. And carbs and... fiber, but that is funny. Energy. Mm-hmm. Boy, that thing right there has got 534 energies in it.
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Look, and if y'all can at home, leave us a rating review, five stars, wherever you listen to this, Apple, Spotify.
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If you do that, you get an invite. That's a rule. If you take down Andrew, you're welcome in here. But for now, we've got an Irish king.
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We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out. See ya.
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Yeah, well, maybe that's why I understand him, because he is a lot like Godwin.
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We do have an audience.
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See, I wouldn't go with that.
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Oh, the NFL. Yeah. Oh, so you are a redneck just displaced in Ireland. Yeah, that's what I like to think.
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
Oh, yeah, the Nationals. Oh, yo, PBR on National. But if you're from Ireland, like, Louisiana's pretty close to Vegas. I mean, in the grand scheme of things. It's not that far out of the way once you've gone that far. Once you're this committed, like... So, okay, I'm guessing you flew from Ireland to Vegas?
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
Probably a call worth taking. We got enough to talk about today. We got a lot to talk about. Kevin Peel, if you're listening to this, which I doubt you do, I'm ignoring you. Kevin Peel, you're being ignorant.
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Okay. And then you're going back to Dallas to fly home?
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When are you going home? Friday. Friday. Okay, so be home for Christmas. Yeah. Okay, that's cool, man. That's awesome. That is. That's wild, man.
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He's already rounding up. He said two years. Look, he's banking on the future. She said not so fast.
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She said we ain't there yet. She said you just brought me from Ireland to Vegas to the paper mill.
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He found Paula. Oh, there you go.
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Well, we are definitely not Mickey Mouse. So, Chantel, I'm sorry, but you're doing the Lord's work here, supporting your man on this.
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Nothing says romance like cow manure and a paper mill. Oh, yeah. That's where Andrew's taking her.
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and you speak it you talk a lot of it that's why i said i thought it was you punch my dad and kill him so you're you're an adrenaline junkie yeah okay yeah you're an adrenaline junkie well yeah he has sigh in his head all day he's trying to find ways out well let me tell you something if you say you know what i'll get on a saddle bronc and you ain't ever done it you're an adrenaline junkie i won't even look at a horse that's like a fence between us that's like a drag race car but
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
Bye, Kevin. He's a good phone conversation. If y'all need somebody to talk to, I ought to give out his number. How funny would that be? That would be clever. But probably, yeah, no, he's too mean, though. He'll come up with something more diabolical. He'll get you back like Willie does. Yeah, that's a tough one.
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With real horsepower. Yeah. That's a real horse under power.
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Yeah, that's the day he started drinking.
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For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever too, man.
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And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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That's right. You can even get Queens Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now.
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
If I make it back to Ireland, I've been over there really close and had a typical Irish breakfast, which was like beans, tomatoes, and eggs, which was weird. But when you come from a very pork-based breakfast in the United States.
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Uncle Si Was a 911 Dispatcher in College & Boy Did He Blow It
Yeah. So what are your Irish folks known for, like your cuisine? Like the meal of Ireland is... Because them Scottish folks got that haggis. That stuff's trash.
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Ours is 2%. Well, one of my favorite ones that I ever had, I don't really drink much anymore, but a Smittix, which is called Irish Ale or something.
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You don't pronounce the W. Yeah, Smittix.
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It's the largest city in the world.
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Tacos. Tacos. Oh, Christine. He's a big fan of the Christine episode. Tacos. That's funny. We were eating spaghetti. Tacos. I did not know where you were going. I love it. So people in Ireland, and we'll let you get out of here in a minute, but I just got to know, have y'all ever seen Black Panthers over there?
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Y'all got any mysterious large black felines that people claim to see, but they really haven't?
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No, nothing. And Loch Ness is over in that other country.
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Yeah, it was something like that.
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You want to know what that says? That even after 100,000 minutes, osmosis is real. You got him believing he's seeing things he ain't seeing after that long.
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Have I ever once argued with you about the presence of mountain lions here?
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Chantel, did you see this? She was asleep. She was sleeping. See, this is how most of these things happen.
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Uncle Si & Willie Investigate Aliens, Ghosts, Demons & Blurry Creatures
There's like lion-faced men. You got giants. You got all kinds of weird stuff in there. We talk about... That's basically what we... That's like half of our show is kind of going back to the Bible and talking about all the weird stuff.
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Well, most of us are skeptical. I think we're born that. I think a big portion of the population is more skeptical. And there's other people who can sort of read people's emotions. They look them in the eye. They can kind of sense, are you telling me the truth? And you can kind of hear it in someone's voice.
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And I was saying, like, when this show started, I think it was just after about five or six years of hearing these stories. And then I think blurry creatures is what we wanted to do. was there's a lot of paranormal shows. There's a lot of shows talking about everything from Sasquatch experiences, talking about UFOs and aliens. You got ancient aliens on the History Channel.
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And they're all having these strange experiences, but there's no biblical paradigm in which they're filtering it through. And so people are coming up with these wild conclusions because no Christians are really willing to have these conversations. And so you have people who've had experiences and they're coming up with, I think, bad answers to real experience.
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And so what we started trying to do was say, hey, there's room in the Bible for all this weird stuff. Let's talk about it. And what do you know? The show kind of just took a life of its own. And there's a lot of really weird, strange topics in the Bible, for example. We did a show on the vest that the high priest used to wear with these stones in it, right? And they would glow.
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And that was how God communicated to the people. And it's like, I never heard that growing up in the church. That would have fascinated me as a kid. But there's so many really off things in terms of modern Christianity. But if you go back, you're like, and we even did an interview with a guy lately that someone still has one of these stones.
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And whenever a Christian touches it, it glows, apparently. But that's the wild part of our show. But I think it's fascinating. And I think the Bible is a fascinating thing. For some reason, it kind of got a little sleepy. At times in history, and I think people are getting reinvigorated with their faith. They're coming back. They're listening to this stuff. You've got UFOs in mainstream media.
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So we do that a lot. So if... if it's not okay on Sunday morning, it's okay on blurry creatures. That's for sure. Or it's not, it's always okay. I guess at church, it's just more like how deep do you want to get into it on Sunday morning?
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People are asking questions. Christians are waking up. It's a really interesting, I think, fun time to be alive right now.
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But the thing about it is, okay. You're 95% of the time you're telling the truth, right? Hey, most of the time. Okay, I am.
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My assistant's actually here. Sorry. What if the platypus was created by the Nephilim?
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It's like an emaciated looking like half human, half like he's got like a deer. A lot of the time they see with antlers. Like a buck commander, if you will.
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Yeah. See? Yeah. Yeah.
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Carter, is that out there? Yeah. Carter gave me a thumbs up. We hadn't... We've had a lot of people talk about it. We're actually.
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That's in San Jose, right? Yeah. I've been to the Winchester Mystery House. Yeah. We're California kids. That's right near our neck of the woods. I've been there a few times.
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Yeah. There's like, I mean, this, I think the show, you know, the start of it was mostly I was listening to stories about Bigfoot. And then I needed some, in my head, I needed something different to listen to. I bought my first house and was remodeling it. And I was just, didn't want to listen to sports talk radio.
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I just needed something a little bit out there, kind of spooky, but not like stories. I wanted to hear like real testimonies. And then it was when, like three or four years into like, listening to these kinds of stories where theologians kept coming on some of the podcasts and stuff that we were listening to.
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And I saw this thread of, wait, there's like this group of theologians that are willing to talk about all the weird stuff. And it answers a lot of questions that Christians have growing up that you kind of explain away, like why did God flood the earth? Why are these things that are harder for adults to kind of wrap their minds around? Or they come up with wild conclusions.
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And so after listening to more and more of these theologians talking about giants, I think that was kind of the gist of when Blurry was like, man, we need to do this. Because when you go down the rabbit hole of giants in the Bible, it is fascinating. Some of them described in the Promised Land were massive. They said the size of these cedar trees.
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And then people go, ah, that's just how they talked back then. They're like, no, we actually.
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He's going to bite his ankles. Well, there's human giants, and then there's hybrid giants in the Bible, like David and Goliath story. I think Goliath was not a typical human. He was a big boy. He was over, some estimate, over 10 foot. But I think he was a small one compared to some of the other stories that we hear. And we've dug into that topic a lot.
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historically evidence of like people still seeing these things, ancient, ancient reports, newspaper clippings. I mean, there's a lot there about the giants and the history of them.
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It takes a whole podcast to break people's paradigms to prove those points because on Sunday morning, you don't have all this time and energy to devote endless episodes to it.
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I mean, we've looked at the giants, just the discussion around every way we can prove that these giants were real from historical clippings, even looked at the language and how there are ancient words they used to describe the god kings, the Nephilim of Genesis. And even the language proves that this started at a certain place and it spread out. And we've talked about all the mounds.
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You guys got some mounds here in Louisiana. You got these strange mounds that were built all over the world. How does that happen? And we've talked about on our show that these things left the Holy Land, went all over the world, and were building these mounds, which are like these ancient portal, burial, ceremonial mounds.
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structures and they buried their dead in them and there's reports of natives fighting these things all the way back so we if we could ever find anything new about the giants we bring it on our show we talk about it it's a lot of weird stuff but it's it gets blurry that's why we call it that it gets blurry
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It's hard because you're. Instead of saying something negative or going somewhere else. Well, the church has kind of, you know, historically provided the answers. That's why people show up because they need the answers. They haven't. Right. They haven't started with the questions, you know, and I think what we have now, we've seen in the media, the media, The legacy media is collapsing.
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People don't trust that anymore. They just are trying to find anyone who's willing to tell you the truth. And say, I don't know. And those people are actually having millions of listeners now. So I think we're in a time where people want the church to tell them the weird stuff, get into the, you know, the meat and potatoes and not, you know, play it safe.
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Oh, we did. I feel like I feel like a Black Panther is basic blurry. That's just like a little entry level. Yeah.
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That's a good question. What's the weirdest thing in the Bible to each of us? What's the weirdest thing that you think is the hardest to believe or the hardest to think that might have happened? That's a thing to ponder sometimes. Um, just got deep. That's one. I think the talking donkey story is a little, is Balaam.
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We were talking about an episode we did. It's like a low bar for getting along. Early in ours, there was guys that saw giants in the bayou here down in Louisiana. We were talking about it. We interviewed a guy that these fishermen were out, and they're out deep, and they did a campfire. They're in their boat because they couldn't really – get to the shore as much.
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So they're out on their boat and they see these giant heads looking through the bushes. And the ancient giants are supposedly still down here.
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It's going backwards.
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But it gets even darker, because I... Or even stranger...
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Yeah. But that was like one of the weirder ones. But we've heard they're also on Solomon Islands. But they're here too. They like the water.
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Well, I think we also let the science mindset into the church a lot because science can only explain three parts of our reality, right? But the Bible says there's a fourth part of reality. There's this unseen realm. There's dimensional things that we can't understand. And sometimes that fourth part of reality messes with our current life.
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And we see it from time to time, but we don't see it all the time. There's a veil there. And what I will say is people in the West, people have experiences, right? and they don't talk about them. They're not allowed to talk about them, but it doesn't mean that the miracles and the weird stuff isn't happening.
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We bring on people who are professionals, PhDs, scholars, and they'll talk about a completely unrelated paranormal story that you would think they were nuts, but because we give them the access and license to talk about it, they'll say, when I was a kid, I saw this thing, and I can't explain it, and I saw it as clear as day,
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Everyone thinks I'm nuts, but we don't because we're like, well, that's every day on our podcast. But I think actually all the weird stuff is still happening just as much as it was today. No, it is. And it's just not acceptable to talk about.
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All right. Well, we talk about Genesis 6 all the time. And if you don't know what that is, it's basically about how I think it's a big part of my life now. Obviously, it's the reason the show exists, that there were –
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There were angelic beings and human beings came together and created something that was a big part of the reason the Old Testament is confusing and weird and there's a lot of stuff going on in there. If you miss that verse, if you miss that idea, you really don't have a very clear perspective of what's going on in the Old Testament. And I think those verses are very important.
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So Genesis six, give it a look at, read it with a clear lens. The sons of God are different than the daughters of men. And there's this whole, this beginning part of this huge story. So I'd say Genesis six.
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Oh, he had magical hair.
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Well, thanks for tuning in. He was like Marshall Falk with, like, great hair. Is that what you're saying? Marshall Falk.
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San Diego's a little guy, but he was just.
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Samson would have been a freak?
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All right. Thank you, baby Carter.
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Yeah, that's a huge part of our show is that we interview people who haven't experienced this, and there's no cameras rolling, and then you hear the same story over and over and over again. There is a part of you that has to have faith and be like, this person's either lying to me or they had this experience. And that happens a lot.
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And that's kind of what we do is give people a place to share their paranormal experience where they've seen a creature or they've had, there's a lot of demonic stuff that comes on our show. People have really strange.
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They stopped in caves and they drew in those.
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Oh, have you seen any UFOs or anything like that in the sky? Yeah, you have. Oh, yeah. Here we go.
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I have a lot of questions. We might be. We're always on the lookout. Always on the lookout. Yeah, there's always elusive creatures around. We're always looking. They're always on alert.
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Word of mouth. We'll see y'all next week.
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We say that a lot, though. We think that there are a hierarchy of dark entities and creatures and all kinds of things. Principalities, powers, dominions. I think a lot of Christians aren't aware of how many dark things are out there and how many different species of these things exist. and people will come on our show and describe all kinds of wacky stuff.
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And just when you think you've heard it all, someone comes on and tells you something else they've seen. And we got weird stuff showing up in people's houses, like everything from gray aliens to the hat man. The hat man? Yeah, the hat man. Orbs. Orbs. What's the hat man? The hat man is this tall, skinny guy with a hat on, and he shows up, and people see him all the time.
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It's actually a pretty – people email us all the time about seeing the hat man. Is he, like, selling knives?
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it works for Cutco but it's just like bizarre stuff like that and you don't and you get like 10 emails about seeing the hat man you're like okay what is this thing and why does it take a certain like why does it have like a character why is it like not just whatever it wants to be it's like people are describing the same experiences over and over and over again
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And when that happens, and if it's a good story, then we'll kind of sniff it out and then bring him on the show and talk about it.
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Well, that was the beginning of our show was honestly, when I started really taking these things serious was the hunters seeing things. People spent their whole life in the woods. coming on podcasts and telling their experience of seeing everything big giant hairy creatures to Wendigo to all the kinds of strange creatures that live out in there and then military people uh
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I started being like, these are men that don't want to make up stuff. You got cops, you got hunters, you got vets. They don't want to talk about these things and make up stories and go on podcasts.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
He's actually going to come down fairly soon. Oh, man.
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I realized this the other day. I'm also related to the Leonard's.
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That's why I can't date in that little area.
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Yeah, well, her mom drove her from Farmerville. I don't know.
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Yeah, I don't. Well, I'm not related to anyone in Union Parish. Allegedly.
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When were you rude to me? That's what I'm asking you. Well, I want an apology. Yeah, that's right. Hit him, Hunter.
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You guys make my job really fun.
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Yeah, here comes the best part. Si just rolled his eyes.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
Depends on where they're at. If they're lower country than I am, they eat a lot of sage, and they're really strong. Where I'm at, there's no sage, and all they do is eat grass. Si loves the sage. Now, he'll put a whole bottle in the dressing.
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Yeah, there's a difference between a little and a lot, though.
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But anyway, what brings you to Louisiana? Yeah, well, I always love coming home. First of all, this will always be home, but... Our Celebrate Recovery at White's Fair Road Church had their 20-year anniversary this weekend, so I got to speak at that about legacy, passing down a good, healthy legacy on Friday night, and then I got to preach on Sunday morning. So you just come time and been working.
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I've been working since I've been down.
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The worst problem about all that is John and Paul, two apostles, both said that what does light have in common with darkness? And they said absolutely nothing. The two cannot be joined together. But as humans, we seem to want to get in the middle of that and somehow get in a gray area.
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We really are. Yeah. And God says there's none of that.
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Yeah, Universal. Global. Global Director. Global Liaison.
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Well, over six million people have gone through a step study in Celebrate Recovery. Over 37,000 churches are using the material.
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Because they got better. their families benefited from that, and so the number goes out exponentially from that.
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The beauty of Celebrate Recovery is we help people do exactly what we were talking about in that text earlier in Hebrews about throwing off, where he says you're now surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, so throw off everything that hinders you.
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You know, the interesting thing about that is, at that time, the White's Fair Road Church, where we were going, really didn't know what to do with it. No, no. Yeah, they didn't have no idea. I mean, they actually said, you're our first drug addict. We don't know quite what to do with you. I was just the first one that ever said anything, actually. There was plenty of them out there.
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That's the first admitted one. Right, right. Because you knew everybody else in there was doing it too. Yeah, I knew them, man. And so they didn't know what to do, but they did say, the little old lady came up to me one night. She goes, you need to go to AA. And I said, is that like a car club? She says, no, that's AAA. You need AA Alcoholics Anonymous. So that's where the church sent me.
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And then the irony of ironies, AA sent me right back to the church. And so that's why I ended up- I didn't know what to do either. Well, and that's the thing about, I love secular recovery because they're helping people get sober. Unfortunately, they don't have near as good a retirement program as Celebrate Recovery does. We have an eternal retirement program, so-
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Okay. Keep going on that, and I'm going to tell you something in just a minute.
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Right. Well. He don't know what to do. And here's what we got. In Celebrate Recovery, we have a part of our ministry now called Welcome Home. You know who that's for? Yeah, veterans. Every one of them. We have a whole arm now of Celebrate Recovery that only deals with veterans. How cool is that? Right. Yeah, that's what I said.
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That's right. Every day. Every day thousands we're losing. Yeah.
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And just go to CelebrateRecovery.com. You'll find everything you need to know on there. You can find out if you go to the About tab, you'll see the different ministries that we have on there, and one of them is called Welcome Home. Paul would say that God says, I want to do more than you can ask or imagine. But that's not true. That's not what it says. It says immeasurably more than all you can.
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So whatever you can think of, He says, I'm going to do so much more.
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That's right. That's right. I was, I was actually recruited into the international real bearded Santa clauses of America.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. We take the list up and then set it back to the big guy at the North Pole. We're his helpers. But, you know, I'm just like a – I'm an ambassador.
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You got your mama straight. Hey, look, look, here, I just got to clear something up. What you just said, Cy, all these little old ladies have, and look, they all come up to me at these conferences that I do, and they're like, oh, I love your hair. I look at them, I look at them, I say, it's just like yours.
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I have little old lady hair. You have little quasi-permed white hair.
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Yeah. Yeah. But that's the difference. They perm theirs. I don't. Mine was given. Yeah. Yeah. God given. So mall Santa, I got, you were, you were actively recruited.
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Hey, not only was I recruited, I had to pass a background check.
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Well, I'll say this. When they first called me, they said, we want you to go to New York for two months. What? Are you kidding? I said, let's do something a little more local first to make sure that I can, you know, pass the whole test of having kids, that many kids and all. And so they put me in a big fancy mall up in Denver.
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And so on the weekends, I will be Santa Claus up there and I'll have my whole helpers. I got two kids. very luxurious velvet suits that they made. Padding. Praise God. It's a real deal, man.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
Yeah. Well, that's at church Sunday morning. They had the announcements at White's Fair Road, and they said, hey, special day in two weeks. Santa Claus is going to be here at White's Fair Road. So when I got up to give my sermon, I said, hey, it's a lucky day. I'm here today. I'm early, and I got a car.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
Yeah, I was doing a conference at one of our Celebrate Recovery conferences that we have all over the United States, and somebody saw me and said, here's another Santa Claus, and so... Evidently, he got some funds for recruiting me or, you know, turning me in, you know.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
Multi-level marketing, yeah. I didn't have to put any money into this.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
And no doubt about it, I have a verse that is with me right now. It's Colossians 1, 13 and 14. It says, For he, God, has rescued us. That's not one of us, some of us. It's all of us. He has rescued us from the dominion of darkness and brought us into the kingdom of the Son he loves, Jesus. in whom we have redemption, the forgiveness of all our sins. Amen.
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Hey, Cy, I got one thing to say about that. What? I thank God every day for women, good, godly women who have questionable taste in men.
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I know at least four of them. They take care of us, right?
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Well, that's not much difference in Colorado. There ain't no ducks up there, man. But there's some big game up there that's pretty fun to chase around. And taste better, too. Oh, man, do they. I don't know if you guys are sous-viding anything, but I sous-vided a mule deer backstrap the other day, and my son-in-law thought it was the best piece of beef filet he'd ever eaten. Really? Yeah.
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That thing was good. Had some horseradish sauce on it, you know. You ruined it for Martin. You lost me. Martin's afraid of horseradish. You lost me.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
She said, you don't know what this means. And I said, well, you know, I've got it. You look like you need it. And she said, oh, I do. She said, my son just fell and I had a bunch of teeth repaired. And this will help pay for it. But to me, it's only fair. If they give you good service, you ought to give them a good tip.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Because I remember when I didn't have no money.
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They don't care what they look like when they leave. They just want to hear a good story. Anytime you've got a job where you're dealing with the people. The public. The public, when you're dealing with the public, that's a toughie. Yeah. Okay? Because, look, they're hard to please. Oh, boy, ain't they? No, no. And I'm serious.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Like you said, and if you didn't please them, well, you forget they ain't going to pay you much. They're going to probably just ignore you and don't even pay you nothing.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
No. This was just a nice way of my wife reminding me. Via me. Via Martin.
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So is the problem.
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But they don't realize what I'm getting at. They don't realize the work. that was put in to get you there.
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You know, everybody, somebody worked their butt off building duck blinds, get, you know, doing all this stuff, you know, and the tip is a, is a reward for that.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
That's right. A leg of thigh, coleslaw. Are we still talking about the chicken? Yeah. And two biscuits.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I don't know. Are we talking about the chicken, right? And two biscuits. Yeah.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
You brought up a good point, okay, and it's true. Okay, because I'm saying, wait, if it looks like everything's going wrong for this person.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
And look, all you're showing is, hey, look, at least me, I really appreciate you, what you do.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Hunter needs vitamins before he's ever reminded me about my dad and mom. When, you know, all, all my father. Okay. He was, uh, A real man, I guess I'd want to say. Old school would be a good term. Hey, when he got his tea glass emptied, all he would do was shake the ice.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Look, and next thing, Mama would be pouring it, and then she'd get so mad at herself. For doing it? For doing it. It was hilarious to watch. Would that work on your anniversary here if you go home and shake your glass? No, no. My wife is the same way. Okay. But it makes her mad.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Well, no, no. But no, because look, if I watched you and Brittany, you've got a little course like that because you all love each other. Oh, yeah. That's what was so funny about watching my parents, okay? Because my dad never left. He'd forget sometimes, and she'd say, hey, you all need to turn around. I'm sorry. Because he never left the house unless he kissed mama bye. Yeah.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
You got attention.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
He said he was, you know, getting a credit card, you know, and I said, well, okay, you need to put your name on, sir. He, he put MD in front by the end of his name. And he said, you would not believe the difference in service. They were running at him. Oh, yeah. He's a painter. He's a painter.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
He's a doctor, but it's a, you know. It's a fake doctor. I can't even pronounce the word, okay. What's the word?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Oh, the kind of money he makes, he's about to be... He's doing all right.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I still love that. You got to, you know, hey, when I married her, I put a cigar band on her finger.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I did enjoy your job. I'm in.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Since we're talking about tipping, I want to get to the point is, hey, you owe a little appreciation.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Is this a true story? No, that's my story.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Yeah, I'll tell you. I'll fall into that category.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
She said something about a $16 cheapo, and I said, well, You got one now, and it ain't a cheapo. Yeah.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
You're like in a bar. You're the waiter. I'm a bartender. You're the man that mixes drinks.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I got all the stories. Ain't no alcohol involved.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
My question is, how do they get that thing to bubble and fizz and
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
How do you get carbonated water? Carbon is very important. Hey, they can tell how old you are back millions of years ago by carbon dating.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Hey, I don't believe that bull. You have no idea what happened a billion years ago. Yeah.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Because I'd like to know all the, like, okay, does it make a person fat?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
That's why I accidentally grabbed the wrong thing one day and drank a Diet Coke that my wife drinks all the time. Yeah. Oh, no. That stuff is key. Diet Coke? Oh, good grief. What did it do? Number one, it's got a horrible taste. Okay, number two. I guess I've been on this too long. Tea? Okay, that has not, no, you know. Everything in that, the doctors tell me is good for me.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Look, it's good for you because I drink two gallons a day.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
He said, hey, you have any problem with going to the restroom? I said, not a bit. I go all the time.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Well, it's good for your kidneys.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Our water got lots of vitamins. They're brown. If they say tap or bottle, get the bottle.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
That's what the Democrats done me for. Them water drinkers.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Hey, this is like if, okay, a man's on trial for his life. Okay. Yeah. Yo, I got a lot of doubt.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Yeah, there's reasonable doubt, okay?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
No, no, hey, here's another one, okay? If you start, just like, all right, what's Monroe and Monroe? Go and see how many denominations are religious.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
But I was just going to say, there's a lot of discussion that goes on. Oh, can I just sprinkly and make it? Or do I have to be buried? Yeah. Well, here's the deal for all of you. Okay? You need to read what the Bible says and understand it. Yep. Okay? There's something happening when you go into that water. Because if it doesn't happen, you just got wet. Yep.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
There's a story behind this. Okay. You're reenacting Jesus' death, burial, and resurrection.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Huh? It don't matter as long as you bury that sucker.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Just kill him. See, they don't understand what's going on. Yeah. If you're reenacting Jesus's death, burial, and resurrection, well, hey, guess what? Jesus died. Yeah. Physically. Yeah. And if you don't put him in the ground, he's fixed to stink. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Okay.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
So there was a burial that took place. So what you're saying is. You buried the old man of sin. Yep. Okay. And then when you come up out of the water, God speaking, you are now, I've cleaned you. My son's blood has cleaned you. Okay. You are a new creation.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
No, no. Because without that, okay, you're not going to receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Okay, so hey, look, you know, and the Baptists, okay, I've studied with a lot of Baptists, and I said, wait a minute. Y'all, some of y'all argue you don't have to do this immediately. You're missing the point. What did the Bible say? Every time you read about somebody coming to Christ, They went to the water immediately. Immediately.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
When they was in jail and they baptized the jailer, they didn't wait. They baptized him right there on the spot.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
And, hey, the reason they did it, okay, because, hey, like I said, the story is, okay, you are reenacting Jesus' real horrible death. His real burial, they put him in a tomb. And then, hey, and then the great part. Yeah. His resurrection. Mm-hmm. He raised, God raised his son from the dead, okay? And Jesus, his son, has promised that to all that believe in him. Okay?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
So, hey, look, there's too much going down here to get confused at, oh, should I push him forward or backwards? Mm-hmm. It don't matter. Make sure he's buried. I agree.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Hey, you're dead. Hey, you don't care.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Well, hey, I will say this about our preachers. You need to appreciate it.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I won't let Russell come over here, but I will let one of them good looking ones.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
He trimmed me up and he just shaved my beard. Oh, Lord. Oh, God.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
That's when you know you ate right. If you don't get it in your beard, you didn't eat right. That is... I read that and believe it or not, I think.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Make sure you're completely covered, boys.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Their paths aren't – Yeah, I'm a little on the bushy side.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
See, I had a question about that. Because if it's included, like if you go to a restaurant, if they say the tip's included,
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Yeah, I got a... I don't like that.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I don't like it because I don't think they actually get it. Well, that's a good question. Because I just can't see the business doing that, keeping up with it.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
That's a good one, especially if you know her. It's in the news, and everybody's really upset about it. And I just, with me, I've had so many experiences
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
with waitresses okay and and like if if you know if she's a fantastic person good person out there and really works her tail off you know bringing me the food and everything i tip pretty good yeah yeah absolutely i get annoyed at tip on to go stuff like oh gosh like yeah but you know what i'm saying but like you order out i get that person's work in that window but like
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Well, the reason I was saying about my story is that, okay, you know, I just got paid. I was making good money. So I just, you know, I don't remember what the meal was, but I just added $100 to it, and I said, you know, keep it. You know, this is for you. She busts down in tears.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
They're just trying to get $500 out of it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. So I was wondering what's going on with the world. I forgot my computer, so I can't even tell you.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Did a loggerhead turtle, like, bite your foot off?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Checks out. He said, I don't know about you.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm just making sure. Yeah, where does Christmas party rank? Work Christmas party, I feel like, is a pretty serious... Like, that's not meeting the family, but that's up there.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Hold on. All your coworkers were going out of town for the work Christmas party?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
What a bummer of a Christmas party.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
What did y'all do, have it on Christmas?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You won't be there next year, my friend.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
But you got to figure out on your own when it is.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Hunter shows up with the lady. Everybody's like, okay, cool. Hunter gets a griddle. We got questions. Like, what are you going to do with it?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm trying to figure it out. I have a question. How many days should one celebrate a birthday? One. See, I feel like that's the proper number.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, see, the problem is she's six years old, and I feel like we've done her. She's going to think that she gets the whole month of January. Oh, Lottie.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
yeah yeah today's my daughter's birthday yeah today is a monday yeah happy birthday whatever you've had enough she had a birthday party with all her little friends saturday had a cake had presents yeah then my parents had her so we cooked dinner she what she requests hamburgers Big Dave did hamburgers, had cake, had some presents. And it's not even her birthday yet.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
So what are y'all doing tonight? So we got to go to the Salsa Cat Robot tonight. Okay. I don't believe there'll be any present, but she got a bike this morning. A bike? Two wheels? Oh, yeah. We're going for it. Okay. She'll be the most talented of our children if she got it right. But it's just, I didn't know we did birthdays for 14 days in a row. No, you don't.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, it's my wife doing it all. I had to blow up. I blew up 42 balloons last night before I was allowed to go to bed. I thought you said she was six. You know, the math didn't check out to me either. I don't even know how many levers are in happy birthday, but I blew all them up. How many balloons is in a bag? It was 20 in a bag.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, I think. What kind of bread?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Ham, egg, and cheese. I bet Godwin's going to be excited to find out about the new holiday sign.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
But in the spring. And we were trying to figure out what would be the signature food. Yeah, the meal. Of Appreciation Day.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
No, they were going to be gourmet sandwiches.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
With a panini press, the whole works.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Hey, you got to get you a pint of red salsa. I do not believe you can name 10 chips better than just a regulation lay. I'm telling you. It's one of the best chips there is. There's a reason.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
The Fritos scoop is the most versatile chip.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Are you just eating straight cream cheese on a Frito? Absolutely.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Okay, well, I'll give you three. I disagree with one of those. I could eat a gallon of it right now.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oatmeal cream pie, beef jerky, a Yoo-Hoo.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I just need a bag of pepperonis. Three fried chicken thighs.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. What is Yoo-Hoo? Have you ever had more fun than when you were on a field trip? Thank you. What is Yoo-Hoo?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It's a chocolate drink. But what is it? It's a chocolate drink.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It's chocolate drink. You can't overcomplicate what Yoo-Hoo is.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It's all there, boys. When I went fishing with my dad as a kid, we'd stop at a gas station, get fried chicken.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
potato logs because potato logs rule and a white cherry icy i don't know how you fit all that in a bag y'all left out the main one what's that snack i have a sausage no oh yeah yeah yeah hey you left out the main one you get the cheese chunk behind the sausage got one i like the barbecue i think you're really missing the boat here now i'm not telling you how to brand yourself snackle box
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You ain't never had a glass bottle of Yoohoo chocolate drink? Oh, so good.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I hadn't had a Yoohoo in years, though. Yoohoo. I don't have the metabolism to be drinking chocolate. Yoohoo!
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Or a darbone. So Godwin has moved on from Duck Commander. Everybody leaves Duck Commander and goes to the fishing industry, Martin.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's the best part about Yoo-hoo in a can.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
No, it says right here the number one ingredient is chocolate drink. How did I just make that? This is totally against the New Year's program, by the way. I like it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Put your headset on. So I said that don't even look good. Look right. It's chocolate. It looks exactly how chocolate drinks should look.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You didn't shake it hard enough then.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It's not chocolate. That is the problem. It's chocolate drink. Yeah. People think it's chocolate milk. Just wrong.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Look at that. I thought my hands had grown.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You don't have that much vitamin D. There you go.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Anyway, kids, drink your Yoo-Hoo. It's got good vitamins.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's where you're wrong. But I'm scanning this into my thing where it's counting all the food.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You're on that Weight Watchers app? No, I'm on a different app. But I feel like this is just not even going to be in the app because anybody that drinks this isn't serious about being a healthy person.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
No. Look, this isn't even on my app. They're like, no, it's not real food.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Wrong app, dog. I did get a gram of protein out of that.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. Oh, I found it. Chocolate drink can you who? Yep, that's the one.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Putting that in there. That's nasty.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
97 to 123. That Yoo-Hoo was very not as good as I'd hoped, by the way. Yeah. The longer it sits in my mouth, I feel like I need to drink more Yoo-Hoo.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And you slap this table 452 times. Ring the bells. And so we had to get the mics away from the table. So we had to get the mics away from the hands.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Probably just ask your truck and it'll tell you.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Did I tell you what I got my dad for Christmas? Uh-uh. Technically, I guess he got it for himself because he paid for it since he owns the store that I took it from.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
How's he spell Corey? That makes all the difference. Kentucky. Kentucky.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Have you ever played a video? You used to play Tiger Woods, huh?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I don't know how that works. I don't know. Like, it's for Big Dave. Should I buy it? Something from the honey hole for big. I don't know how that.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I was that good at Madden 2010. Drew Brees was on the cover. Well, but you got to think about it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I have a funny video game story. There's a young man that is in this room right now.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You write that off on an advertiser. Well, I just, I went and just gave it to him. I got him a John. He'd been talking about how he wanted to John Godwin crappy ride for Christmas. I was like, well, you own like 30 of them. Yeah. But now he, he has one for himself. But I did steal it from him to give to him. So I don't know how, but it's what he wanted.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He put on Instagram that he was playing a game and I was like, I play that game a little. We should play together. I'm probably better than you as a joke. And he said, bring it on, old man.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
oh i got called old man i ain't never been called old man in my life yeah so then young hunter turned on his call of duty and that old man whooped him into next week is what happened oh is that what happened hunter pretty much yeah yeah i'm not good at that one ah you're not good at any of them shut up oh wow oh wow no yeah
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Killing our day. Hold on. I have to find something. Hunter, can you put something on the screen? I can't. Oh, man. He can't.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Okay. 48 mil. Hunter, I'm sending you the greatest video game of all time, and I found it at my parents' house over Christmas. Martin, I just sent it to you. Did you get it? Look how cool that game was.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
The Bassmaster Classic on Super Nintendo.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You know, it's weird because I had a pond behind my house. I probably should have spent more time fishing in it than I was playing Bassmasters Classic. But I played a lot of Bassmasters Classic back in the day.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You got your whole Christmas getup on. No, never won the Bassmasters Classic. Bill Dance was on the game.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I got you one. Psalm 104, 33 and 34. I will sing to the Lord all my life. I will sing praise to my God as long as I live. May my meditation be pleasing to him as I rejoice in the Lord. Psalm 104, 33 and 34. Hey, get your meditation and let it be pleasing to him. But I'm doing the Bible recap this year. If anybody wants to join in.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
She halfway through it. I'm on day seven.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Allison's tried like four years in a row and she gets to the struggle bus come numbers, which seems like I could see where that'd be tough.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
We'll get them extra four pennies. Oh, it's a great rod for the price. Big Dave, he's got one. He's taking it Wednesday. Is he?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
But no, we had our groceries delivered last night. And they didn't get there until like 945. I was like, what are these people doing? But the grocery stores were under siege from Martin and the other people afraid of the cold.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I know what it is. Goblin joined the squad.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
How long you been retired, Si?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
They can't stop. They won't stop.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I don't know if retired people get on the group text. It's all quit or fired on the group text.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Does anybody have a chance to beat John Godwin at 20? I guess you do. How many years are you at?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Darwin retiring. He's on Indeed.com looking for hourly positions.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yes. Big anchor right in the middle of it. Captain. We need to change Godwin on the YouTube where it shows his name under him. It needs to say Captain John Godwin from this day henceforward. Well, he doesn't have it yet.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He said, I ain't going nowhere. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That is false advertising.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, butterscotch.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I was just glad your mother-in-law dropped me off some chicken and dumplings.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, she did? Oh, yeah. Lisa brought me a bowl up here. I said, looky here. Oh, man. Boy, she can make them dumplings.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
We do it at least once a month, that Mississippi chicken stuff. It's the same roast deal, but you just use chicken.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. Well, we all are. Let me tell you something. So will you be. The older you get, the more set you become. Trust me. I'm turning into that.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I got a couple that I can slide you that are actually good in a crock pot. One of them is called Mississippi chicken. The other one is called... It's like Mexican-style pulled beef or something. It's basically a roast with Mexican flavors in it, like chili powders and cumin. That's like field.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, sticky chicken. Oh, sticky chicken.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
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I won't ever cook nothing for that man.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, I'd just walk out. I'd sit on the porch and call him and say, hey, I put you something on the porch, and then I'd just leave.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, just like his coffee.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Being rude. All for getting the wrong chili.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
No, see, when it comes to my woman, I ain't going to be that.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
The man with the red sauce can do it. Oh, yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You're really crowding the line.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You thought she'd been on that flat top.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's the griddle.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Laudy be. Unreal. It's good to have Hunter back. Yeah, it is good. I'm glad you're back, Hunter. I'm glad everything went swimmingly for you. But I felt like our people are invested enough that they were going to want to know how.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, beef bubble gum. Heck, yeah, man.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I do too. A strip, the older I got, it's become my favorite cut of meat. It's a good one.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Mm-hmm. Wagyu strip is good too. Oh, yeah. I've eaten them all. They're good.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, since you weren't too bad and she disagreed, at least you ain't got to stop by like Crumble or nothing and take her a cookie to make up for it. See, that's the deal. Si got to have makeup stuff for his.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, but he's America's favorite uncle, so nobody hold it against him, right? Look, hey, if you eat something I cook, I didn't cook it for you. What's life like being able to say whatever the heck you want to and nobody get mad? It's got to be amazing.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Nope. It's something about, hey. Boy, it's tough being a baby, ain't it?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
No, the only thing people say about Si is sometimes they say he talk too much. And I'm like, well, it is a podcast, so there can't be any breaths of silence in here.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Path of least resistance.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. That's a real Jace compliment.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
We can't give advice no more, though, to Hunter because Beth's in here now.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's because all our eyes are brown.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, we got brown eyes. We're saying what we think we should do, not what we did. That's the way you give the best advice when you know what didn't work. Yeah. Let me tell you what didn't work. That. So you may want to try this.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
No. like that sounds awful to go on a date so you're the one yeah you're the one still out there in the pool yeah like we kind of get to learn through you where something tragic were to happen to one of our women should we decide we want to do that again you know i'm out by the way so he said hey man what's that's it i'm done i will be y'all have met the only mrs martin
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's where a many good recipe go to die.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I got something I'm going to give your wife. That they're pretty solid. It's a whole box of Crock-Pot meals. I don't believe in it, but I will try it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
It's tender. It's good. That's why I tell you that once a month that Mississippi chicken stuff is good.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
And then two seconds. Oh, pizzas.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
And it's over. It's over. Leave it alone. Yeah, get off of it. Yep. Yeah, moving on. Yeah. That's when you go to crumble. depending on how big of a bullet you yeah i can't eat that yeah yeah you can't but she can't that's funny oh man i gotta say johnny d i'm impressed with your transformation
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
one and done if i had to go back into that she'd either be way older than me like uncomfortably older than me yeah or i'd just be like down at a lake somewhere being a hermit yeah yeah you'd be looking like coach o man walking around i think i'd go to work on a shrimp boat yeah sounds better can i can i ask for advice though from you guys oh okay uh sure you can
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, go see Dr. Bonebreaker.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, you were a lot heavier then. That's true. I fell harder.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, yeah. So says a man that can't stand pain.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You probably ought to listen to him. No, no, no, no, no.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Control your emotions. This is why Si is the greatest salesman ever. He can make you consider things he ain't ever touched. Even though he knows nothing about it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I'm gone. I tell you what. Bonebreaker put one hand on me. I just started tapping. He's like, hey, I ain't done nothing to you. I don't care. I don't even like you grabbing my shotgun.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
It hurts. Well, don't nobody like to go night-night. Well, I'm just saying.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I dare you say that to us.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I barely went back to 1976 at the pool hall. Oh, no. Yeah, that's what it was.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, you know one thing that's often overlooked that adds to the quality of your life and your health? No. Sleep. And I'm not talking about just sleep, good sleep.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That Helix sleep mattress, of course. And if you spend all day chasing kids around, that means you're ready to crash at night. Amen to that. And there's nothing better than crashing on a Helix mattress at the end of the day. All you do.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Let's do it. Let's show them how easy it is and how quick it is. Hey, this weight looked a lot different the last time you took this quiz, Johnny.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You're the same. The Helix Moonlight. The Moonlight, boys. Look how quick that was, even without Allison here. Look how quick that was. I just took that from beginning to end. That would be if we're ordering a new Helix mattress. Obviously, we've had our Helix mattress for three years now.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
There you go. We've all got Helix mattresses. The Unashamed guys have them. Sadie has them. They are seriously the best. They're so good. Johnny D's mother-in-law even got them. And if you wear a sleep tracker, the proof's in the pudding, man. You can check your scores, all the things, and watch them go up as you sleep on your Helix sleep mattress. I'm just going to be honest with you.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I wake up in the morning now, back don't hurt. None of the stuff. You actually are able to get out of bed instead of having to uncork yourself when you get out of bed and sit there on the inside.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Hunter, he is the proud... Not owner, but he's... Owner of a girlfriend? Well, yeah, I was trying to think, like... I don't know. He's got a girlfriend.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
But with that. You don't show up at work the next day with a Band-Aid on your neck.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Three quarters of his life was survival.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That sucker was like one of them dang Impala out there on the Serengeti. You learn how to get away from stuff. I'm saying you got to learn how to bend and turn.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's hard to say. I got an email. We ready? Yeah. Let's do one email, one voicemail. All right, Brandon. Brandon. Hello at duckcallroom.com. Brandon, he's 32.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
He just told me that's how young things start jujitsu.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
The good news is everybody sucks at the first one.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You ain't ever done it, man.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
And since this is 2025, just go scrolling back through your pictures on your phone. Break out the photo album.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
We don't have no photo album. We got a couple. Do you?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
because he's watching Bluey's dad. And that is, you cannot reach those expectations.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, and being a parent, period.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You can say that because you don't work here no more.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. No, he's on the right track.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You're at least aware. Awareness is –
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
It's tough, right? Just being aware.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. Yeah, man.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, they ain't even remember nothing yet.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, but he also liked that stuff your wife cooked last night.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
So I'll be there. All right, Hunter, what you got? 318-215-6559, is that right? We're out of time. Oh, we're out of time. Okay. All right, look at that. Hunter. First day back, cutting us short. All right, we'll see.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Amen, buddy. All right. Well, we'll see y'all next time.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. There it is. There it is. There it is. Are we right? Are we on the right trail? Just on certain things.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, she likes my parents just fine. They just don't like her. They're staying like Ma and Paul. Huh?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
He's off the market.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, we're all mamas, boy.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Hunter, how are you?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
He said, they all are a little. Okay. All women are a little mean. Well, yeah. Cause Hunter like a lot like us, like somebody going out to send their food back and it ain't going to be him. Like Hunter order it with no mustard. He's going to eat mustard.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I asked you to bring her up here to meet the family today. It's a little too early for that.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, I probably wouldn't do that right away. No, yeah, not right away. I agree with you, just not at the moment.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Uh-huh. And I'm tired of buying Band-Aids.
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I didn't ask this yesterday because I wanted to be surprised today.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Okay. All right. Well, there you go. So right now, y'all are going to date and long distance and all the things. She's going back to North Carolina. You're staying here. That's tight.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, you got to water him. Especially when you slap that Japanese barbecue sauce, which is so good. Oh, man, it's good.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Would y'all have sprouts?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
All right, welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. Everybody welcome producer Hunter back. He's back from his modicum vacation for day dates with... Still no Hunter cam for good reason. Still no Hunter cam. Today, there's a better reason for that. Hunter, did you have a good couple of day days? We're not going to bud into your life. I did ask him yesterday.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
She didn't like it either.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
What was in it?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, it messed up. It was weird. Was it Italian sausage?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
She sounded like Willie. Let's just try it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
It's a good thing she didn't make the dressing. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I'm just saying.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Hey, look. I say this. Nan never struck me as a main dish maker, but she's slaying them sides. Oh, no, no, no.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, Nan can slaying them sides.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, it did.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
A little bit better than it was. Did the recipe call for kielbasa? Yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, see, you got to learn to substitute that.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Kielbasa is like Polish sausage, right? It's trash. Yeah, it's not very good.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
It's caught on the boat.
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No, no, yeah. Turkey skin. That was wonderful. Well, I used to when I was a kid.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I'm proud to know you. That's impressive.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, you're detoxing from them 18 pies.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
All I've eaten today is a pickle just to try and forget about what I did last week. That's all I've had.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Because Christmas is coming.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
And I'm going to eat 14 Crescent Rolls again.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
No, no, no, no. Oh, no, we're going to make a pot of dressing. There we go. For Christmas, you and Al make the dressing together, and then we will reconvene and see what Al learned from your wisdom, or if you were just mean to him.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
It's hard to make duck and dressing. Oh, hey, it's a workout. Without ducks.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
That's the only thing. Well, you have ducks to have the broth. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Well, if we went, they just got a new animal.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Have you been hunting anymore, Si? Any more duck hunting?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I killed my limit. Hey, our friends, the guard commanders are now duck hunters. They're out there trudging it, man.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
They've shot once. Although there's plenty of ducks on the river. They shot once. All Thanksgiving break. I want to hug them. Because the ducks ain't there.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
They didn't admit that. Their mom came by and bought them some Christmas presents. I said, how's the duck hunting going? She goes, oh, they won't tell you, but it's one shot. I shot two shells. You, who? Oh, what'd you shoot at? Ducks. Oh, okay. Did you kill one? Hold on. Did Dungeons and Dragons Hunter just chime in with the I've shot two shells? You are so interesting.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Well, did you hunt with Wendell? I did.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Oh, that's all right. I didn't even go on. first time I ever went duck hunting and I shot a duck, Martin acted like we just won the Super Bowl. Every time we shot a duck, and we shot about 30 of them?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
And he was fired. Now he's like, just get them in there and just watch them. We wasn't filming then. Set a hammock up.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
If I was Hunter, I would have had to have hoped Jill was president. Because Big Dave would have just hung me out to dry.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah. I always knew if I got arrested.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I have opinions that I... You're enabling him. He ain't enabling nothing. He's in on it. I said it.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
You know, close to apples to apples. Green Road umpiring and presidency in the Ukraine and murder.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Maybe that's what Joe was doing. He was having some ice cream. He's like, what's my kid's name?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
They're all in on it together. I'm that guy. My tinfoil hat's on. I think they're all in on it together. Something bad happened. And if it all comes out.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Next time he's going to say, hey, Dad, guess what I got away with?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I got a new laptop recently. My old laptop is still at the place. Oh, man. They're cracking into that thing like it's Hunter Biden's. No, they're not.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Speaking of stuff, lies and truths.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
So I got an email from Micah. From Micah? And where's Micah from? Micah is from Kentucky. Kentucky. And he's worried about a story he's heard not being totally truthful.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Si Robertson he was a huge Duck Dynasty fan as a kid had all the gear he's getting more into duck hunting but he has Uncle Si's books and he's read them and he needs to know what part of this story is the lie if it's 5% of this story a lie Si did your shoes actually catch on fire from running so fast no
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
It hit me really fast. So you claim.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
That whole story. What were you running from in that story? Wolves. Wolves. They was actually.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
They were trying to appetize her.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Did you throw up at the end? No. But your shoes were melted from lack of oxygen.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
The asphalt road in the middle of the wilderness.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Micah, thank you for that email.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
That was self-preservation. They saw a man they knew was going to get all of them. Oh, hi.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Speaking of a trip down memory lane... What else you got there, Big Hammer? I got a lot of questions about this photo. Yeah. Oh. I only want to show half of it because...
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Wait, I didn't notice. Hey, Google, let's just pick apart Phil's appearance. Yeah, go ahead.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I ran into Jace at the gas station before I got here, the one with the sandwich shop.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Well, I was talking to some other guys. We all grew up together. Jace walked in and goes, hey, boys, who's going to start the singing? And I was like, man, Jace is in a happy mood. He about started a little worship right there in the Daily Press. A little barbershop quartet.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yep, that is the area code that you should call. When trying to call us, you want to start with a 318. And then after that, 215-6559. I legitimately know the MyPillow number better than I know our own voicemail. But 318-215-6559. And Hunter will listen to it and then maybe play it. And we'll try and guess where you're from based on your accent. Yep.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
No, that's... Michigan people don't eat gas station snacks. Tennessee? Kentucky. Kentucky. It's something... You know, it's not fancy of the gas station.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah. Hey, my name is Tatum. I got a great degree and I'm a normal person. Just not used to it. I live in a gated neighborhood, but I do go to gas stations is why I listen to y'all. I'm going to go with Georgia. Okay. Like Atlanta or something like that.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Man, memory life. All right, go-to gas station snack.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Here, gas stations are full-bore restaurants, so we would say fried chicken thighs.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I get whatever beef jerky I can find, but nowadays I get... Not like the weird pickle that you got in the gas... The concession stand in a bag. Oh, no, the sliced one. The good one. Yeah. That high dollar pickle. It's weird. It's like...
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
oh snap oh snap that's it i eat an oh snap pick i walk to the gas station every day and get an oh snap pickle and an energy drink and well you're like kosher's yeah yeah with spears oh yeah those are good but oh snap these are like sliced dill pickles and they're thick i'm thinking about buying a bunch of them and making fried pickles out of the oh snap pickles because i think that would be life-changing they may that may be tough to crisp up though because they're they are thick but i want to say you know you never know till you try
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I haven't been hydrated since I've known him.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I'm getting this next one right. Hunter. Hi, Hunter.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Hunter said, oh, crap. Tennessee. No, I was going to guess that anyway, so I got it right. Hunter got a thing for Tennessee ladies. Whoa, whoa.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
And that'll be the reason he's getting it three weeks after his birthday. Slow motion.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
He is from wherever Mountain Man's from. Tennessee. Maybe in Tennessee. Mountain Man lived in South Louisiana. I'm saying Florida. Alabama.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I was about to say, if you're saying this dude from Portland, Oregon, you've lost your mind. Alabama. Alabama. Florida. I'm going to say. No, this ain't one of our seven fans from Florida. I'm going to say somewhere weird, middle of Mississippi. Okay. Hunter?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
South Georgia become the inbound.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Well, hey, he's a fat head. This ain't going to work. Jace couldn't go on Survivor because there ain't enough meat on his bones to last very long.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
If you go to South Louisiana, they call them pecans.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
And his name is Bagheera.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
They call them pecans. And I had a whole conversation with a dude one time, and I was like, I don't know what he's talking about. But I just nodded my head, and then I turned around a little, and I said, what is he talking about? They're like, pecans.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Now we're just going after his heart.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I had some today. Si's got some right now. Why do people get upset when you call something? I mean, if you call it caramel, you're a goofball. Why do you got to be upset?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Or Chenier. I hate that commercial.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Have you ever taken that quiz where you go through and it asks you how you pronounce stuff and then it'll tell you where you're from? It is uncomfortable.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
It told me I was from somewhere between Shreveport, Jackson, Mississippi, and El Dorado. And I was like, yep.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Okay. But I was like, yep, that's me, Ouachita Parish.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Oh, good old Ouachita. Ouachita. Interesting. Well. Ouachita, boys.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Now I'm going to look like Hunter because I'm not ready with the verse of the day.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yes, he's big enough. All of them.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
He's got a verse, boys. Because he's probably worried to death of how you're going to treat him at Christmas. Al, 1 Peter 5, 7, he's big enough. Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Amen. And your dressing.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I'm a man who tried to carry on a tradition, and you just went, nah. Nah.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, she's a chef. She's a legitimate trained chef. Go get on Hunter's microphone.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Could use some improvement.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I don't know if that came through. In other words, in redneck languages. But that's a nice way of, see how she said, this could improve, not. Well, that's what I told him. He asked me, he said, hey, what about it?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Look, if you want bar advice, I get that, too.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Thanksgiving's terrifying, though, because every family's got that. Like, somebody's passing down. Our family had it this year. My poor cousin Lauren, who's the smartest of all of us, she's like a bona fide pharmacist.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
She lives in Arkansas. Oh, okay. She was going to do the crescent rolls that my grandmother always did. Uh-uh. Hard pass.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Look, when I tell you, grandmother's there. She passed it on to Lauren. Thank you, Alex. Bye, Alex. Bye, Alex. And I could see it in Lauren's face. She was like, I'm so nervous that everybody's about to have this crescent roll. And she's going to get the side treatment. Like, you stink.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I don't know how, but they do.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I was nervous for her.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
You could tell. It was like a big, because we've always had the homemade crescent rolls. They came out the oven. I looked at it and I said, boy, that looks right.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Lauren, did you do it? And when I tell you aced it, maybe even better. I said it. Grandmother's not listening, so I can say it out loud. Lauren's Crescent rolls are an upgrade. They were that good.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Sometimes I start on emails and just see what's in there, and sometimes people send me things.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
They can't stop. They won't stop.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Oh, Amarillo's far away.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Now my computer's just at the Amarillo Zoo because I was curious. All right. Then there was the kangaroo.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I feel like we need to let Al at least give his piece of the story.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I wasn't down on him.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
That is true. Al would say, yeah, I probably could have cooked it a little longer.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Blame the oven. They'd have blamed anything.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I don't like dressing. I said it. Just a bunch of carbs.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I gained three pounds. Double it. Martin gained six pounds.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Period. Maybe that's my problem. I've just been eating warm bread.
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Uncle Si Accidentally Shoplifts, Tipping & His DoorDash Habit
I did back in like 2021.
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Uncle Si Accidentally Shoplifts, Tipping & His DoorDash Habit
Yeah, I kept getting sick with a certain virus.
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Uncle Si Accidentally Shoplifts, Tipping & His DoorDash Habit
But my sister and her husband, they actually were DoorDash drivers for a while. I would do that in a heartbeat. That's great. Yeah, they love doing it at night when they get off work.
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Uncle Si Accidentally Shoplifts, Tipping & His DoorDash Habit
So if you were to I know you probably you guys probably don't go to coffee shops and get coffee. But if you're that sounds awful to an expensive, it is expensive. But if you were to go to a coffee shop, you get one cup of coffee. Do you believe in tipping for that, too?
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Uncle Si Accidentally Shoplifts, Tipping & His DoorDash Habit
I have her dad's number. I know her dad.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He didn't see the yearling. I didn't either. I was reaching down to get the camera, which Willie gave explicit orders. Don't shoot that deer if it's not on camera.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
So it worked out pretty good. And plus I got some tender back straps out of the deer.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Anyway, so instead of shooting toothpick, he shot a 35-pound yearling. And I picked it up by the hind legs like a rabbit, walked it up there, and he said, I finally got that sucker. I said, yeah, you got him. And I shined that light on that yearling. And he gets to hollering. He said, no, that ain't what I shot. It wasn't what I was shooting at. I said, well, he got a big hole.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He got a big hole there. Somebody shot him.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I was trying to stay calm myself. I get shook up a little bit.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Rocky IV is the good one, isn't it? Oh, yeah, the Russian. Yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, I said, take your time. Boom.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I always like having Bone Breaker around.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, he was a monarch.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
500 from where we were.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He's standing 50 yards in front of the stand. That happened three days in a row. We'd hunt one stand, he'd come out the other one.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You're talking about a big old pretty animal. That sucker probably weighed about, what, 230? And that's post-rut. A lot. Post-rut. He probably was walking around about 260.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He sure felt like it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
But the most impressive thing I saw that day was when Martin and Bonebreaker lifted that deer up and power cleaned him in the back of that side-by-side. Martin still got it? With about that much room to spare.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Cody Zonebreaker. Yeah, we barely nicknamed him. He said Zonebreaker, more like Bonebreaker. My guy is. Where did he come from? Oh, he could run through that wall, son.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He trains at our jiu-jitsu school.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It's a very apt nickname. If you see him, you'd be like, yeah, makes sense.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He makes Burley look like a little child.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I like to know he's on my side. That's right.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, he don't have a tough time choking you.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He likes this kind of choke. There you go. He'll pin your arm up next to your head. He can pop your head like a pimple if he wanted to.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He's a good duck hunter, too. He's a good hand.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
oh well but it was man it was special uh i ain't gonna lie i got choked up a little bit when i saw him because i i was i was 70 30 on actually retrieving the deer but when i saw him laying there it was it was pretty cool it's good stuff well the night before was pitiful
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Now we're trying to figure out what we're going to do for the rest of the year.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, it would have been.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Then I wouldn't have had nothing to do.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah. He needs white tail.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, that was always the rule. You just pay your taxes to Willie, and you pretty much do whatever you want. Yeah, give to Caesar what Caesar's. I get a text every week. You got any backstraps? Yes.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yep, that's right. So we're fixing to get real good at shooting the rifle. We're fixing to get to that range and practice.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It was 11-point, but he was a hoss.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, what he's not telling you is I tried to get him to go to the range before deer season.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And his reply was, I don't need practice. Just dial it up and give me the gun.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
But this train, you and her, she actually practices. She puts hundreds of rounds down range. That's why she's so good.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Now you catching strays. No.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, when he started deer hunting with me, he actually was using rifles with optics that were actually zeroed.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, he dope off that thing. Oh, he smashed it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
This place we were hunting, you know, it was pretty swanky, you know, high end, you know, highfalutin customers and whatnot. And I guarantee you that's the first time anybody's ever raised up.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah. Oh, I laugh. That's right. We laugh.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, that's another reason it took us 40 plus times to kill a toothpick. The noise, the noise factor. I had to put insulation in all of his deer stands. Here's the deal. Black them out.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
But I'm going to tell you right now, the memory that Eddie is going to carry to the grave with him is worth way more than what he sold that deer for.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we can do it. Oh, we're going to. I wouldn't doubt. I got a nice chance.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Bad move. Wrong place, wrong time.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, look, Jace even told him, wow, that was a good shot. Jace would never compliment me.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It was the highlight of the hunt. But it's been a good week. It's been a good week.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I actually felt bad for you.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, that's somewhere. North Carolina. Tennessee, Kentucky.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, I named off three states. He said Caculac. What city did he say? You ain't never heard of it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Mallard Man. There you go.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I want to have night vision. Night vision. And my superhero name would be Q-Beam.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
On the ride back, that window would go down on his side about every 15 minutes. That window would go down and that gust would hit me.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, that's what Jay says when he goes plays poker with Cy and him. He says he takes money from evil people and does good with it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, it just smelled like just rotten eggs. Like he'd been eating deviled eggs.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And it goes from to when he gets up to go pee is, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. That's your cue. Go to sleep.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, yeah. Hey, no, look, I'm telling you. That's reason number 98 not to go to one.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Sometimes I don't have enough of them. W.E. is fun to sleep in a room with. Terrible.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, they called him Tiny Nostrils when he was a teenager. W.E. He got little bitty nostril, pinhole nostrils.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, you know, me and Si accomplished something we set out to accomplish two years ago.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You got him. Seven-and-a-half-year-old buck. He got him.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
So I guess what we call in the business, the buck fever.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He'll get to shaking like a dog trying to pass.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It got the lungs and it got the liver. Well, Si, let's talk about what happened a couple weeks ago before we had another shot.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Mm-hmm. So, Johnny D, two weeks ago.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Toothpick was standing in the chum pile. Now, it was getting dark.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It was about 10 minutes before legal. And he was 90 yards in the chum pile, head down, broadside. I said, Si, he's in the chum pile. You see him? He said, yep. Is that him in the chum pile? I said, yep.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I said, giant buck in the chum pile. Yeah. You got him. He said, yeah, I got him in the crosshairs. I said, well, hold up.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I said, hold up. Let me get the camera. And I reached down to get the camera. And you hear. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Oh, he's part of the pickleball. He used to roll up to Corolli Park at about 2. He's out there playing pickleball. I love it.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
I said, no. Was getting in. I was pretty much shooing with my grades. And then they said, okay, you're going to take this one class where we tell you scary stories. And I said, you win.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Carly's constantly on call. Because you've got dogs 24-7, right?
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Yeah, they're happy. Well, this one looks happy, but this one's just like with the goggles just staring at your hand like there's supposed to be a treat in it.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Would you like me to check?
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
I want this bushel and berry jelly bean blueberry bush. There you go.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Oh, yeah. Wasn't he Phil's dog?
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Oh, yeah. He's Phil's dog. They imitate their owner.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
I'd moan too, good for him. I wouldn't want to be out in the woods after that.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
We couldn't have got Dublin into one of those chairs. No. God rest his soul. But he definitely wouldn't have stayed in it for this long. This is the most impressive thing I've ever seen.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Have you been to Jep's house?
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
I've got a lot of questions for Jep and Jessica. I don't know how many animals they have.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Animal, look at me. And it even looked just straight at me. Teal looked straight at me when I said that.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
It's kind of weird. Hey, they're going to have to put in a parking garage soon.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Okay. Well, they don't move. They just look at you.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
But they need a parking garage. I need to know what's going on at Jeff and Jessica's house. It's like a whole little house on the prairie thing. Well, just ask them. They're your neighbors. Well, I never see them except for across the pond. It seems rude to be like, why are there so many cars at your house? That would be weird.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
That's a lot of work. The mystery is more fun than the actual answer.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Curly is. Curly's about to join us, I hope. Yeah. We'll just talk to the dogs the whole time. Curly has built an empire over there, I've noticed. I'm not here every day anymore, but every time I drive by, there's something new being added on.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
They don't ask nothing. Nope, we're not asking.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
I would like to ride a dog one.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
You know what I want to know, though? What? What Curly's favorite dogs are. Not like individual dogs. Breeds? Yeah, but you got to have like... That's an obvious one. Well, number one's obvious. Oh, yeah. Black Lab. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, where's your ranking of St. Bernard?
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
I think I've seen that dog once.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Golden Retriever, real smart. I was more of a chance guy on Homeward Bank.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Okay, so I have considered another dog recently.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Because I want to get a Scottish Terrier and put a sweater on him and name him Scotty.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
And if you're like, you go home and you're like, you got a dog. And they're like, hey, what kind of dog you got? Oh, that's my dog, Scotty. And is he wearing a sweater?
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
We're going to read books together, man.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
No, you ain't been by Jason's house lately, dude. What's he got? Them two little marshmallow looking puff balls. You ride your golf cart pass outside.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
My dog, he would wake up in the morning and go over the entire yard and just sniff the whole thing.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
But what's the point of them stupid dogs Jace has? Them little white things.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
And I think you deserve a little bonus for two inches.
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It was only $800, but insurance coverage. I was pissed it wasn't a million. That's when Duck Commander, everybody got new insurance at Duck Commander.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Well, no. No, I was kind of like you in a nursing. I had an epiphany.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Yeah, I was sitting there looking at worms. Look, he had a job. He wasn't. It was a nightmare. You were looking at the dogs. And I was like, yeah, this emergency room sucks.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
I Got Worms. I Got Worms. Hey, fun tidbit, though. The creator. of the Honey Hole Tackle Shop in 1991 is Curly's grandpa. We're a very small town. Bobby Phillips himself. Bobby Phillips himself.
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That's awesome. In 2004, my dad bought it from his grandpa and had a great name and a great business.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
50 more styles. Hey, Bobby did teach me everything I needed to know about. He goes, it was like I'd started working there, and he knew. He was like, hey, are you nervous? I was like, a little bit. He's like, you want to know how you know how to tell people how to fish stuff? Yeah. I said, how? And I was like, he's about to bless me with some insight that I never even thought about.
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He goes, it says it on the back of the package. He was like, if somebody has a question, turn it around and read.
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Bobby was there 10 years after he sold it. Bobby kept working there after he sold it.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
And one of the reasons Curly is successful in his business is because he watched his grandpa show up at 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. a lot of days. A lot of days. He built something from the ground.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
For those driving, these dogs are sitting legitimately in chairs up to microphones. You need to go to YouTube and watch it because they just don't move. But they're not going to make us sit down.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Proverbs 12, 10. The righteous care for the needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel. You want to be a righteous person? You can start off by just being kind to animals. Care for your animals, man.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
You've only met one of my dogs.
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Cool's not the word I would have used, but. It's a word I would use.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
There's no strings attached. To be fair, they're literally just staring at Curly, wondering when he's going to come sit with them.
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I didn't even know dogs could do this.
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Speak. That was kind of disappointing. What if he would have looked at me and said, hello?
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You can't put a pair of parachuting goggles on a dog at four months and it sits still.
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You ever seen them? I've only seen them on Call of Duty, but they got them dogs that they call out airplanes.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
I don't know. What kind of dog?
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I don't think they just throw a dog on his own out the window.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
If the handler goes, he goes. Yeah. Yeah, the dogs. Yeah, here it is.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Let's get Curly into asking questions about parachuting with basset hounds.
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Martin, do you know how many subscriptions I have?
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People wanted us to stop talking over each other, so here we are.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
I have some weird ones. You know, I have one to a guy that just writes about the saints. Really? Yeah. But I know when it's due and I know how much it's going to be. And I might delete it if they don't get better.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
the saints or the writing no the writing's great just the saints huh well how do you know where all your subscriptions are because you sign up for stuff and you don't remember it and you're like hey i would need to read this about this or watch this one up and you're like i don't even know what i got but with rocket money it's going to show you exactly where you're spending and what you're spending and what subscriptions you got because the average american
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Well, let's give an introduction to Curly real fast.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
Yeah, old Curly. Curly was just putting them together and you were in school to be a nurse?
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And then made Teal somehow the world's greatest dog and said, I'm actually pretty good at this.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
As a man who's been in the emergency, I'm not going to say which emergency room he was in, but I've seen him there because I had to go there. I don't.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
These are the two calmest dogs I've ever been around in my life. I want to ask them a lot of questions. Have you ever thought about what it would sound like if dogs could talk?
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That's got to be better. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
So, Curly, you were fed up with the nursing world. Yep. And you said, what if I take... I remember the first day I looked over there, and you're renting out a house from Willie, and you're just like, I'm just going to see what happens here. How many dogs did it take before you had an actual – you had a business, but when were you finally like, okay, I can do this?
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Okay, I was just trying to be nice. I was worried for you.