John-David

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Yeah.

And for the ones who started the signature.

What?

If you reside in Portland, might I offer you a chance to go out to your countryside and tell me which one is better?

The outskirts or downtown Portland?

I've been to both.

One of them is trash.

And one of them is arguably one of the most beautiful stretches of country I've ever seen in my life.

It's unbelievable.

Except for Portland.

And there's a hundred.

Portland is garbage.

The hen chicken, because her babies are gone.