John Doe

Did you like the way we made pipes?

Did you like the way we made pipes?

And the thing is, if you blow the smoke out with another tube of bounce, you see smoke, but you cannot smell it. That was the old college trick, too. You got to suck the whole hit down, though, so there's no little smoke left.

And the thing is, if you blow the smoke out with another tube of bounce, you see smoke, but you cannot smell it. That was the old college trick, too. You got to suck the whole hit down, though, so there's no little smoke left.

Because pot smells so strong to people that don't smoke it.

Because pot smells so strong to people that don't smoke it.

Sparky took me out, and we just kept hitting this joint, kept hitting this joint during the move right when I arrived. And when I got back, I swear to God, it was like I took 10 hits of acid.

Sparky took me out, and we just kept hitting this joint, kept hitting this joint during the move right when I arrived. And when I got back, I swear to God, it was like I took 10 hits of acid.

I was so fucking stoned. Like, dude, and I'm like 151 months. I hadn't won an appeal. It was just this wickedness.

I was so fucking stoned. Like, dude, and I'm like 151 months. I hadn't won an appeal. It was just this wickedness.

Every day took me twice a day. And after about a week, it was like, yeah, let's go get it.

Every day took me twice a day. And after about a week, it was like, yeah, let's go get it.

You got to do your time, right? And then they taught me how to beat the piss test. You drink.

You got to do your time, right? And then they taught me how to beat the piss test. You drink.

You drink a gallon of water and then the lieutenants give you two hours because they can't just grab you and say pee. They say you got two hours to report to the lieutenant's office. You got to drink a full gallon in 15 minutes. They taught me this. And then they said by the sixth or seventh piss, they said, you want to wait to seven if you can wait till eight. It's just pure water.

You drink a gallon of water and then the lieutenants give you two hours because they can't just grab you and say pee. They say you got two hours to report to the lieutenant's office. You got to drink a full gallon in 15 minutes. They taught me this. And then they said by the sixth or seventh piss, they said, you want to wait to seven if you can wait till eight. It's just pure water.

This was the 90s. And the thing is, whenever they would take it, you'd go back to the lieutenant's office. They would make it look like they're putting it in a mailer. But then they would always ask you, if you admit to us you did drugs, we'll only give you 30 days. I mean, I never would. But nothing ever came back dirty. Today, the test might be different.

This was the 90s. And the thing is, whenever they would take it, you'd go back to the lieutenant's office. They would make it look like they're putting it in a mailer. But then they would always ask you, if you admit to us you did drugs, we'll only give you 30 days. I mean, I never would. But nothing ever came back dirty. Today, the test might be different.

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