John Gafford

That's what's going on.

There you go.

No, no, no.

I'm just kidding.

I found my soulmate.

Yeah, let me tell you about me.

Yeah.

Well, I think people, especially when they're married are very good at telling the other person, the things that are working for them in the marriage, but they're not good at telling people the things that are not working for them in the marriage or, and dude, and for me and dude, and here's the funny thing, right?

I find that I find that Gidget and I like the problems that we have are so incredibly trivial.

It's just nonsensical.

But we still voice like for me, it's like I scraped the side of a container too loud with a plastic container with a fork.

Drives me insane.

I don't know why it's completely.

But see, but when I say stuff like that, I preface it like I know this is completely irrational.

I know it makes no sense.

I know it is insane.

When you scrape the inside of the yogurt thing, I want to smother you with a pillow.

Right.

I know it makes no sense.

And, but, but I think part of good communication is you should be allowed to say things that don't make any damn sense.