John Green

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1,964 appearances 40 recordings 7 series first heard Dec 2021 last heard 25 Jun

John Green’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Pablo Torre Finds Out · What the World Cup Can Teach the American Fan, with John Green and Daniel Alarcón · 25 Jun 2026 podcast

When they let me in the locker room, I give a pep talk 100% of the time.

I've said this to Daniel before.

I was never a good soccer player, but I feel like I would have been a good locker room guy.

Oh, no, I thought we were talking about this abstractly.

I'm John Green.

I sponsor the back of your shorts.

I hope you know that there are people around the world watching you every Saturday, living and dying with every kick of the ball.

We love you guys.

I don't know what it's like to be a professional footballer, but I do know what it's like to sell 30 million books, and you have to believe in yourself.

At this point in the season, I have seen how much you believe in yourselves, and it is so inspirational.

It fires me up every Saturday.

I don't mean to curse so much, but that's how much it fires me up.

And I'm so excited to be here in person and see you play today.

I know this is a massive game for you.

I'm just really f***ing grateful that I get to be with you in person.

So thank you so much and f***ing get them.

Not my best work.

I felt like I just, my whole body turned into a series of increasingly small polygons that folded in on themselves until I ceased to exist during that 30 seconds.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I found myself unable to stop saying the F word.

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