John J. Boziak

I did four years, 10 months. I think I got, what's that, 56 months, something like that. It's been 12, 13 years. But here's the kicker. Here's where the craftiness and the brains come in where I got four years off my sentence. Oh, yeah. And I didn't have to say a word to tell Snitch, and this is what I did. Not everyone does this. This is what I did. My lawyer comes.

It's like on a Sunday, and he comes to the county. He says, it didn't work out as well as I thought, but I have your, what do they call it, plea agreement, I guess? Sentencing or whatever. And they want to give you 12 years. 12 years. 144 months. But I'm thinking seven, eight. Because I've been around, right? I've been around. I've heard. I've known the stories. I know what happened.

It's like on a Sunday, and he comes to the county. He says, it didn't work out as well as I thought, but I have your, what do they call it, plea agreement, I guess? Sentencing or whatever. And they want to give you 12 years. 12 years. 144 months. But I'm thinking seven, eight. Because I've been around, right? I've been around. I've heard. I've known the stories. I know what happened.

It's like on a Sunday, and he comes to the county. He says, it didn't work out as well as I thought, but I have your, what do they call it, plea agreement, I guess? Sentencing or whatever. And they want to give you 12 years. 12 years. 144 months. But I'm thinking seven, eight. Because I've been around, right? I've been around. I've heard. I've known the stories. I know what happened.

I know who did what. And I was like, okay. So I'm reading it. This is the kicker. This is it right here. It says, oh, seven pounds of methamphetamine at 95% pure. And I look at him and I says, like, you're him? I says, hey, that wasn't 95% pure. He says, how much was it? And this is where I got, saved me four years. He goes, how much was it? I says, I'm not going to tell you.

I know who did what. And I was like, okay. So I'm reading it. This is the kicker. This is it right here. It says, oh, seven pounds of methamphetamine at 95% pure. And I look at him and I says, like, you're him? I says, hey, that wasn't 95% pure. He says, how much was it? And this is where I got, saved me four years. He goes, how much was it? I says, I'm not going to tell you.

I know who did what. And I was like, okay. So I'm reading it. This is the kicker. This is it right here. It says, oh, seven pounds of methamphetamine at 95% pure. And I look at him and I says, like, you're him? I says, hey, that wasn't 95% pure. He says, how much was it? And this is where I got, saved me four years. He goes, how much was it? I says, I'm not going to tell you.

I'm not going to tell you what it is. How do you know it wasn't 95%? Because I know it wasn't 95%. So it turns out that they never tested it. So instead of it being seven pounds and 95 or 98% purity, it was seven pounds of a mixture. That was the wording, a mixture of methamphetamine. So now that took me down, boom, boom, boom, boom, down the departure. And that's where I got.

I'm not going to tell you what it is. How do you know it wasn't 95%? Because I know it wasn't 95%. So it turns out that they never tested it. So instead of it being seven pounds and 95 or 98% purity, it was seven pounds of a mixture. That was the wording, a mixture of methamphetamine. So now that took me down, boom, boom, boom, boom, down the departure. And that's where I got.

I'm not going to tell you what it is. How do you know it wasn't 95%? Because I know it wasn't 95%. So it turns out that they never tested it. So instead of it being seven pounds and 95 or 98% purity, it was seven pounds of a mixture. That was the wording, a mixture of methamphetamine. So now that took me down, boom, boom, boom, boom, down the departure. And that's where I got.

It ended up being seven. I don't know how, nobody knew. They didn't test it. Because that's what I told them. I said, I'm not going to tell you. You got to tell me. They got to tell me what it was. Right. But I'm telling you right now, it wasn't 95%.

It ended up being seven. I don't know how, nobody knew. They didn't test it. Because that's what I told them. I said, I'm not going to tell you. You got to tell me. They got to tell me what it was. Right. But I'm telling you right now, it wasn't 95%.

It ended up being seven. I don't know how, nobody knew. They didn't test it. Because that's what I told them. I said, I'm not going to tell you. You got to tell me. They got to tell me what it was. Right. But I'm telling you right now, it wasn't 95%.

No, I don't think they did because they never came back with it. They just came back.

No, I don't think they did because they never came back with it. They just came back.

No, I don't think they did because they never came back with it. They just came back.

We'll just give them what it was.

We'll just give them what it was.

We'll just give them what it was.

We'll just, the magical 98% purity. We'll just, yeah, he's right. Like, they tried to catch me, you know? Yeah. Anyone else, because they don't know. Yeah. Oh, I guess it was. You know, let's see. Can we get two years off? Can we try? No, dude. I'm not going to tell you. You got to tell me. And they never did. That's where I got the time off.