John Kiriakou

I told her to kiss only you on the lips.

And she told me to mind my own business.

I felt like I had been electrocuted.

And so I went into the bedroom and I kicked the bed.

She said, what?

I said, who is Stelios?

And she said, where did you hear that name?

I said, who is he?

And she said, don't believe everything a six-year-old says.

And I said to her, and I said it very plainly and clearly at the time, I'm going to leave right now before I do something that's going to dog me for the rest of my life.

And so I didn't even finish shaving.

I finished shaving at work.

I got in the car and I drove to the embassy.

And it was all downhill from there.

As it turned out, 17 November murdered the British defense attache a few months later, Stephen Saunders.

Stephen was a friend of mine.

We were next door neighbors.

And...

And a couple of months later, they mailed a manifesto to a leftist newspaper and they said in the manifesto, we saw the big spy, but we knew that he was armed and he was driving an armored car.

So we elected to carry out the revolutionary sentence on the war criminal Saunders.