John Lisle

He throws them in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay.

And it turns out they actually swam to shore.

So that worked.

However, by the time they had gotten to shore, the paint had all washed off.

So they poisoned the water.

They made the water radioactive.

If we were to do this in Japan, you see a fox.

It's not a kitsune.

It has to be a glowing fox.

And so he decided, well, that's not going to work.

So his next plan, this is one of the craziest things I found from my first book.

The next plan was we're going to stuff a fox, a dead fox, just taxidermy it, have this fox body.

We're going to paint it with this glowing paint.

We can drape a cloth over it and paint glowing bones on it to make it look like a skeleton.

And we're going to put a human skull over this fox head to make it look as if it's a human skull.

Because apparently this was like an even more potent version of the kitsune myth that was going around in Japan.

So we're going to put this human skull on this taxidermy glowing fox.

We're going to have the jaw open and close as if it's talking.

And we're going to blast propaganda out of the skull.

And we're going to attach balloons to it so that it can fly over Japan.