John McEnroe

They're led by this man, Erling Haaland, a giant player.

raw milk uh consuming uh he looks like ai has regenerated a viking as an elite athlete uh i've not seen an athlete as dominant dan as when shaquille o'neal entered the nba remember those clips when he was you know new with the magic and was just smashing backboard after backboard very very similar and so the norwegian team not the deepest squad but some of the most talented human beings and to watch them go deep

will be a delirious sense of wonder with their fans drinking every town dry as they make their way across the United States.

How about Harry Kane?

Tell me what you know about Harry Kane.

He's a scoring machine.

He's been dominating.

Great hair, and he's never called Kane.

He's called Harry Kane, right?

If you've not seen him, Dan Patrick fans, he looks like he's just been ripped out of a Battle of Britain cockpit from a Spitfire that's still warm but has to go back in the air immediately because they're coming.

Look, if his name was not Harry Kane, which is like the most Harry Kane, or I mean genuinely legit Michael Kane, if his name was Caninho and he was from Sao Paulo, we would worship the man.

But because, again, I'm American now,

You know, I adore this nation.

But in England, Steve Coogan, the actor, used to say, if you give an English person the choice between their own success and your failure, they'll choose your failure every time.

We kind of like destroy our own.

We don't respect our own.

He needs to go by one name, though, Roger.

He needs to be Kane, and that's it.

Yeah, Caninho.

Dan Patrick, you have solved it.