John Morgan

I mean, he's over there logging in all the days, like Chimp Empire, just over there, just click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

And he's a counter.

Is that the son that you fired?

No, I didn't fire him.

I wanted to many times, but...

because he would go surfing instead of going to work.

But the one I fired was Dan, who turned out to be okay, but he's the one that had to go to work at Firehouse Subs.

Why did you fire your own son?

I fired Dan because he was working at Wonderworks and he was going off to lunch and taking like two hour lunches, two and a half hour lunches, and he wouldn't do what the manager said.

And so I said to Dan, I said, look, you're a problem for our business.

And here's the deal, Dan, you can go to school and go look for a job.

And if you don't find a job, you can just go to your room.

And he got a job at Boston Market.

They were gonna make him cook in turkeys or ham.

He was so well received there that they never let him out of the dishwasher room.

So he quit like four days later.

I said, Dan, think about that.

They think so highly of you that you're at the bottom rung of Boston Market.

I said, that's telling me I fired the right guy.

I said, now what you need to do is go get another job.