John Oliver
speaker
2,112 appearances
32 recordings
5 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 8 Jul
John Oliver’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Every time you see them standing together, it's like they're painted in watercolour.
There should be a still-life plant wilting lightly behind them and maybe a naked 60-year-old retiree life model with his wang hanging out.
Obama very impressively managed to resist the temptation to begin his speech with, OK, America, let me lay you in on a secret.
I am actually a Muslim, and I do hate America.
Here's your new Secretary of State, Louis Farrakhan.
It would have been a relief to about 49% of the country.
This was a night that few people thought they'd live to see, including Obama himself, who said, I was never the likeliest candidate for this office.
We didn't start with much money or many endorsements.
And now...
Look at him, Andy.
He has spent more money on his campaign than any candidate in history, had almost every celebrity endorsement except for Jon Voight and Kelsey Grammer, and even had Oprah in the crowd in front of him standing in the cold.
That was a moment that most people found almost more unbelievable than anything else.
Really, Obama?
You're making Oprah stand out in the cold.
After all the money that she's given you, you can't even get the Queen of America a backstage pass.
She should have had a throne right in front of the stage.
For shame, Mr President.
There were many, many prominent African-American figures in the crowd, including a tearful Jesse Jackson, who was visibly overcome by the moment, but was also overheard muttering, the most incredible thing about tonight is I still want to cut his nuts off.
What's wrong with me?
Keep it in the family.
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