John Oliver

As for the manufacturers of these toys, Hasbro official Brian Goldner explained they're really a chance to teach children about morality.

As for the manufacturers of these toys, Hasbro official Brian Goldner explained they're really a chance to teach children about morality.

By the way, did you know that the true identity of the emperor? Hasbro official Brian Goldner. So how best to rally the GOP troops for the upcoming fall election? A rededication to the party platform? A review of their recent accomplishments?

By the way, did you know that the true identity of the emperor? Hasbro official Brian Goldner. So how best to rally the GOP troops for the upcoming fall election? A rededication to the party platform? A review of their recent accomplishments?

Or you could produce an eight-minute parody of Star Wars called Election Wars, in which Democratic Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is Darth Nancy, evil cohort of sinister figures like Howard Dean and the dreaded campaign committee chair Rahm Emanuel. How could you take on a fearsome juggernaut like that?

Or you could produce an eight-minute parody of Star Wars called Election Wars, in which Democratic Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is Darth Nancy, evil cohort of sinister figures like Howard Dean and the dreaded campaign committee chair Rahm Emanuel. How could you take on a fearsome juggernaut like that?

Evil Democrat empire? I got news for you. If we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the Democrats are at best Ewoks. At best. Believe me, you'd be pumping up their egos to call them Jawas. Why can't the Republicans just admit it? You're in charge. You control the White House, both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court. You're not a bunch of ragtag rebels fighting the empire.

Evil Democrat empire? I got news for you. If we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the Democrats are at best Ewoks. At best. Believe me, you'd be pumping up their egos to call them Jawas. Why can't the Republicans just admit it? You're in charge. You control the White House, both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court. You're not a bunch of ragtag rebels fighting the empire.

Besides, the Star Wars thing, the Star Wars thing is lame anyway. It's an outdated, nerdy reference.

Besides, the Star Wars thing, the Star Wars thing is lame anyway. It's an outdated, nerdy reference.

You know, I always dreamed she saw that but I never thought she did.

You know, I always dreamed she saw that but I never thought she did.

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Turning to our top story, the debate over a new immigration law has caused a rift between moderate Republicans, who want to reform immigration without alienating Hispanic voters, and conservatives, who would prefer to turn immigrants into some sort of foodstuff for people on Medicare. A Soylent Verde, if you will. Ah. I see you've all taken Stamets. Nicely done.

Turning to our top story, the debate over a new immigration law has caused a rift between moderate Republicans, who want to reform immigration without alienating Hispanic voters, and conservatives, who would prefer to turn immigrants into some sort of foodstuff for people on Medicare. A Soylent Verde, if you will. Ah. I see you've all taken Stamets. Nicely done.

Now, at the heart of this debate is a bill approved by the Senate Judiciary Committee that would let illegal aliens take steps towards citizenship. Those steps towards citizenship? Learn English, pay taxes, and start resenting future immigrants. But critics say granting citizenship to illegal aliens amounts to amnesty for lawbreakers. Senator John McCain disagrees.

Now, at the heart of this debate is a bill approved by the Senate Judiciary Committee that would let illegal aliens take steps towards citizenship. Those steps towards citizenship? Learn English, pay taxes, and start resenting future immigrants. But critics say granting citizenship to illegal aliens amounts to amnesty for lawbreakers. Senator John McCain disagrees.

This bill that came out of the Judiciary Committee effectively does grant amnesty to millions of immigrants who are now here illegally.

This bill that came out of the Judiciary Committee effectively does grant amnesty to millions of immigrants who are now here illegally.