John Popper

And you can download any movies you want.

See, you can watch Blues Brothers anytime you want to watch a Blues Brothers.

And you can watch your favorite scene over and over again.

And the whole nine yards.

Wow.

Do you ever master the harp?

I think eventually, if you got to masturbate that often— During your refractory period, you would practice?

Yeah, I think eventually you would just—it's like a muscle.

It would need to rest after a while.

I really want to find out.

I want to be the guy to check this.

I want to have the amount of erections I had in 1984 with the porn to back it up.

We all know.

I'm talking about an unstoppable amount of jizz filling up my basement as I would float on top of an inflatable raft until the ceiling would... I would finally crawl across the ceiling and get out that little exit window.

But I think the thing that would have stopped me is my parents wouldn't have allowed me to have... They would have been very controlling about what I would have been able to have.

Yeah, this is... They wouldn't let us have a color TV until 1982.

Really?

They were convinced it was bad for our eyes.

That's my point.

That's what I think.