John Rallo

They bite your fingers off. They pull your dick off. True. Dude, there's so many moments in that show where you're just like, what the fuck? It's just, it's so sad. Is there anything happy in it or no? No, no, no, no. There's nothing happy in this show. There's nothing happy in this show.

They bite your fingers off. They pull your dick off. True. Dude, there's so many moments in that show where you're just like, what the fuck? It's just, it's so sad. Is there anything happy in it or no? No, no, no, no. There's nothing happy in this show. There's nothing happy in this show.

They bite your fingers off. They pull your dick off. True. Dude, there's so many moments in that show where you're just like, what the fuck? It's just, it's so sad. Is there anything happy in it or no? No, no, no, no. There's nothing happy in this show. There's nothing happy in this show.

This show is all about what happens when people have pet chimps and the chimps get to be about five years old and they don't want to listen to you anymore because they're a 200 pound fucking super predator. For real. They can do whatever they want. Like, what they are, they're our closest relatives, and they're really fucking smart.

This show is all about what happens when people have pet chimps and the chimps get to be about five years old and they don't want to listen to you anymore because they're a 200 pound fucking super predator. For real. They can do whatever they want. Like, what they are, they're our closest relatives, and they're really fucking smart.

This show is all about what happens when people have pet chimps and the chimps get to be about five years old and they don't want to listen to you anymore because they're a 200 pound fucking super predator. For real. They can do whatever they want. Like, what they are, they're our closest relatives, and they're really fucking smart.

And when they get to be, like, five years old, you can't even put them in a combination lock, they were telling me. Because they'll figure out the combination. They'll watch you do it. Oh, shit. And then they'll do it. They'll see what you do to get out, and then they'll replicate it.

And when they get to be, like, five years old, you can't even put them in a combination lock, they were telling me. Because they'll figure out the combination. They'll watch you do it. Oh, shit. And then they'll do it. They'll see what you do to get out, and then they'll replicate it.

And when they get to be, like, five years old, you can't even put them in a combination lock, they were telling me. Because they'll figure out the combination. They'll watch you do it. Oh, shit. And then they'll do it. They'll see what you do to get out, and then they'll replicate it.

They're really smart, man. They just can't talk. They're not as smart as people, but they also, they're vindictive and spiteful and they're angry and jealous.

They're really smart, man. They just can't talk. They're not as smart as people, but they also, they're vindictive and spiteful and they're angry and jealous.

They're really smart, man. They just can't talk. They're not as smart as people, but they also, they're vindictive and spiteful and they're angry and jealous.

But the thing about these things is when they hit like five, you just got to keep him in cages all the time. So when they're babies, everybody's hanging around with them. You can bring them to the pizza place. Oh my God, it's the lady with the chimpanzee. But then they get to be five and then they rip someone's face off for no fucking reason at all.

But the thing about these things is when they hit like five, you just got to keep him in cages all the time. So when they're babies, everybody's hanging around with them. You can bring them to the pizza place. Oh my God, it's the lady with the chimpanzee. But then they get to be five and then they rip someone's face off for no fucking reason at all.

But the thing about these things is when they hit like five, you just got to keep him in cages all the time. So when they're babies, everybody's hanging around with them. You can bring them to the pizza place. Oh my God, it's the lady with the chimpanzee. But then they get to be five and then they rip someone's face off for no fucking reason at all.

Oh, yeah, Chimp Empire.

Oh, yeah, Chimp Empire.

Oh, yeah, Chimp Empire.

Because that one, these scientists were embedded in this group of chimpanzees for 20 years. So these people, these chimpanzees, their whole lives, they had seen scientists. They had these rules. You have to stay 20 yards away. Don't look them in the eye. No food. Can't have any food anywhere near them. So the gremlins with the chimpanzees, if they decide you have something, you got to see this.

Because that one, these scientists were embedded in this group of chimpanzees for 20 years. So these people, these chimpanzees, their whole lives, they had seen scientists. They had these rules. You have to stay 20 yards away. Don't look them in the eye. No food. Can't have any food anywhere near them. So the gremlins with the chimpanzees, if they decide you have something, you got to see this.