John Rallo

Ooh. Ooh, baby.

Back the old UFC days. I feel like USADA robbed us of the real Uberim. Like if Uberim could have stayed Uber. Yeah. Could have stayed Uber and just continued at 265. Ooh, baby, baby, baby. He'd still be champ. He might be, man. Bro, them kickboxing skills, his kickboxing skills were super legit. I think I was a K-1 Grand Prix champion. Super legit kickboxing skills.

Back the old UFC days. I feel like USADA robbed us of the real Uberim. Like if Uberim could have stayed Uber. Yeah. Could have stayed Uber and just continued at 265. Ooh, baby, baby, baby. He'd still be champ. He might be, man. Bro, them kickboxing skills, his kickboxing skills were super legit. I think I was a K-1 Grand Prix champion. Super legit kickboxing skills.

Back the old UFC days. I feel like USADA robbed us of the real Uberim. Like if Uberim could have stayed Uber. Yeah. Could have stayed Uber and just continued at 265. Ooh, baby, baby, baby. He'd still be champ. He might be, man. Bro, them kickboxing skills, his kickboxing skills were super legit. I think I was a K-1 Grand Prix champion. Super legit kickboxing skills.

He was a good grappler. He won the Abu Dhabi Trials in Europe. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's legit. And, man, that fucking kickboxing, though. Ooh. Ooh.

He was a good grappler. He won the Abu Dhabi Trials in Europe. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's legit. And, man, that fucking kickboxing, though. Ooh. Ooh.

He was a good grappler. He won the Abu Dhabi Trials in Europe. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's legit. And, man, that fucking kickboxing, though. Ooh. Ooh.

It's funny how, you know, you look back on those days, like, especially the juicy days, and you wonder, like... What would the world look like now if we were under the same sort of protocols they were under then? If there was no real – forget about the TRT days because that was – everybody lost their fucking mind. That was crazy. You're allowing guys to juice up. That was crazy.

It's funny how, you know, you look back on those days, like, especially the juicy days, and you wonder, like... What would the world look like now if we were under the same sort of protocols they were under then? If there was no real – forget about the TRT days because that was – everybody lost their fucking mind. That was crazy. You're allowing guys to juice up. That was crazy.

It's funny how, you know, you look back on those days, like, especially the juicy days, and you wonder, like... What would the world look like now if we were under the same sort of protocols they were under then? If there was no real – forget about the TRT days because that was – everybody lost their fucking mind. That was crazy. You're allowing guys to juice up. That was crazy.

But when there was just tests at the weigh-ins, that's a different thing, man.

But when there was just tests at the weigh-ins, that's a different thing, man.

But when there was just tests at the weigh-ins, that's a different thing, man.

That's a different thing, just testing at the weigh-ins.

That's a different thing, just testing at the weigh-ins.

That's a different thing, just testing at the weigh-ins.

No randoms? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's for sure. IVs are fine? Oh, they are? Okay. That's the old days, man.

No randoms? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's for sure. IVs are fine? Oh, they are? Okay. That's the old days, man.

No randoms? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's for sure. IVs are fine? Oh, they are? Okay. That's the old days, man.

Yeah, apparently there's some ways that you can mask. You just overflood your system with fluids, and it cleans out all the traces of whatever metabolites would be in there. I guess there's probably a window where it would get back in your urine.