John Reeves

i was at the px and i seen like the fort bragg rugby team practices like tuesday at six or something so i just went out there for something to do man and i'm gonna tell you you think fucking jujitsu fucks people up fucking go play fucking rugby matter of fact stay the fuck away from rugby like it's fucking brutal no helmets No, nothing, man.

And, like, when I was a kid, I don't know if I can say this, but we played Smear the Queer all the time. Like, I don't know what you call that, but that's what it was just called when we were kids. I'd come home, my shirt would be ripped. I'd get another beating because, like, you ripped another shirt. These are expensive. You know what I mean? But, like, it's my brother's anyway, right?

And, like, when I was a kid, I don't know if I can say this, but we played Smear the Queer all the time. Like, I don't know what you call that, but that's what it was just called when we were kids. I'd come home, my shirt would be ripped. I'd get another beating because, like, you ripped another shirt. These are expensive. You know what I mean? But, like, it's my brother's anyway, right?

And, like, when I was a kid, I don't know if I can say this, but we played Smear the Queer all the time. Like, I don't know what you call that, but that's what it was just called when we were kids. I'd come home, my shirt would be ripped. I'd get another beating because, like, you ripped another shirt. These are expensive. You know what I mean? But, like, it's my brother's anyway, right?

Like, not like he bought me a shirt. But, man, it was, like, crazy. My first practice, like, the ball's sitting there, and one of the coaches is like, grab the ball and run. So I just fucking grabbed a ball and just ran every one of these little motherfuckers over. And then guys were like, man, what college did you play in? I was like, none. And I never played rugby a day in my life.

Like, not like he bought me a shirt. But, man, it was, like, crazy. My first practice, like, the ball's sitting there, and one of the coaches is like, grab the ball and run. So I just fucking grabbed a ball and just ran every one of these little motherfuckers over. And then guys were like, man, what college did you play in? I was like, none. And I never played rugby a day in my life.

Like, not like he bought me a shirt. But, man, it was, like, crazy. My first practice, like, the ball's sitting there, and one of the coaches is like, grab the ball and run. So I just fucking grabbed a ball and just ran every one of these little motherfuckers over. And then guys were like, man, what college did you play in? I was like, none. And I never played rugby a day in my life.

My first game was like fucking in my third practice. You know what I mean? That's crazy. But in doing jujitsu and fighting people in Iraq every night, like I thought rugby was kind of easy. The guy's running at me and I just got to take him down. Fucking double legs. And then I started getting more tackles than anyone in my coach.

My first game was like fucking in my third practice. You know what I mean? That's crazy. But in doing jujitsu and fighting people in Iraq every night, like I thought rugby was kind of easy. The guy's running at me and I just got to take him down. Fucking double legs. And then I started getting more tackles than anyone in my coach.

My first game was like fucking in my third practice. You know what I mean? That's crazy. But in doing jujitsu and fighting people in Iraq every night, like I thought rugby was kind of easy. The guy's running at me and I just got to take him down. Fucking double legs. And then I started getting more tackles than anyone in my coach.

You know, they keep stats and be like, you had like 80 tackles a game. How do you do that? And it's like... Double, double, double leg takedown. Single leg. Maybe a trip. Yeah. You know what I mean? And but and then like one of the times, you know, one of the coaches was like, hey, will you teach us how, you know, how would you how do you normally tackle?

You know, they keep stats and be like, you had like 80 tackles a game. How do you do that? And it's like... Double, double, double leg takedown. Single leg. Maybe a trip. Yeah. You know what I mean? And but and then like one of the times, you know, one of the coaches was like, hey, will you teach us how, you know, how would you how do you normally tackle?

You know, they keep stats and be like, you had like 80 tackles a game. How do you do that? And it's like... Double, double, double leg takedown. Single leg. Maybe a trip. Yeah. You know what I mean? And but and then like one of the times, you know, one of the coaches was like, hey, will you teach us how, you know, how would you how do you normally tackle?

You get the most tackles and like double single legs.

You get the most tackles and like double single legs.

You get the most tackles and like double single legs.

I just taught wrestling moves.

I just taught wrestling moves.

I just taught wrestling moves.

I bet the pro-level fuckers are doing that shit. They have to. Like, have to. Yeah. I mean, because think about this. Like, I know a lot of linemen do, like, cali for hand speed and stuff like that. You know what I mean? Right? Because they got to win the hand fight. Right. So I know there's a lot of sports that use a lot of discipline. So I would imagine they would have to be...