John Reeves

I'm in a jingly truck with this fucking driver.

You know, where they, like—it's like a fucking, like, a six-wheel, like, dump truck. But, like, they hang the chains and bells, and they paint it, like, 17 different bright colors, and they—

You know, where they, like—it's like a fucking, like, a six-wheel, like, dump truck. But, like, they hang the chains and bells, and they paint it, like, 17 different bright colors, and they—

You know, where they, like—it's like a fucking, like, a six-wheel, like, dump truck. But, like, they hang the chains and bells, and they paint it, like, 17 different bright colors, and they—

you never seen a jing yeah fucking jingly truck because it fucking jingles man yeah yeah the fuck is that yeah so i'm in one of these motherfuckers with this motherfucker right uh he's like a logger he's he runs the valley he's always in the area um but like i don't know any of this fucking i can't even talk to the guy i don't fucking speak shit you know what i mean

you never seen a jing yeah fucking jingly truck because it fucking jingles man yeah yeah the fuck is that yeah so i'm in one of these motherfuckers with this motherfucker right uh he's like a logger he's he runs the valley he's always in the area um but like i don't know any of this fucking i can't even talk to the guy i don't fucking speak shit you know what i mean

you never seen a jing yeah fucking jingly truck because it fucking jingles man yeah yeah the fuck is that yeah so i'm in one of these motherfuckers with this motherfucker right uh he's like a logger he's he runs the valley he's always in the area um but like i don't know any of this fucking i can't even talk to the guy i don't fucking speak shit you know what i mean

Um, and then like, it's fucking dangerous. I had to go through checkpoints. I had to act like a retard, uh, to get through a fucking checkpoint. What did you do? Man, I was at a fucking checkpoint and the dude was like, there's this fucking, the checkpoints in Afghanistan are fucking sketch. Uh, you know, they got like one piece of yarn across the road. Yeah.

Um, and then like, it's fucking dangerous. I had to go through checkpoints. I had to act like a retard, uh, to get through a fucking checkpoint. What did you do? Man, I was at a fucking checkpoint and the dude was like, there's this fucking, the checkpoints in Afghanistan are fucking sketch. Uh, you know, they got like one piece of yarn across the road. Yeah.

Um, and then like, it's fucking dangerous. I had to go through checkpoints. I had to act like a retard, uh, to get through a fucking checkpoint. What did you do? Man, I was at a fucking checkpoint and the dude was like, there's this fucking, the checkpoints in Afghanistan are fucking sketch. Uh, you know, they got like one piece of yarn across the road. Yeah.

You better fucking stop or you'll be shot. They don't give a fuck about you. And like, so the car in front of us, I think the fucking like this dude like stole bread from a little kid. You know what I mean? Little kid was eating a piece of bread. We just snatched it out of the fucking car, yelled at the people.

You better fucking stop or you'll be shot. They don't give a fuck about you. And like, so the car in front of us, I think the fucking like this dude like stole bread from a little kid. You know what I mean? Little kid was eating a piece of bread. We just snatched it out of the fucking car, yelled at the people.

You better fucking stop or you'll be shot. They don't give a fuck about you. And like, so the car in front of us, I think the fucking like this dude like stole bread from a little kid. You know what I mean? Little kid was eating a piece of bread. We just snatched it out of the fucking car, yelled at the people.

I thought he was going to schwack him because I didn't have anything to give him that he wanted. So, I'm in this jingly truck, comes next, fucking AK in the chest. Fuck, I don't know what the fuck he's saying, right? But I know if I speak English, I'm dead. So, not an option. So, he's like yelling at me, right? And then finally, I just figured...

I thought he was going to schwack him because I didn't have anything to give him that he wanted. So, I'm in this jingly truck, comes next, fucking AK in the chest. Fuck, I don't know what the fuck he's saying, right? But I know if I speak English, I'm dead. So, not an option. So, he's like yelling at me, right? And then finally, I just figured...

I thought he was going to schwack him because I didn't have anything to give him that he wanted. So, I'm in this jingly truck, comes next, fucking AK in the chest. Fuck, I don't know what the fuck he's saying, right? But I know if I speak English, I'm dead. So, not an option. So, he's like yelling at me, right? And then finally, I just figured...

I'm going to do like volume level 12 and just fucking yell in his face, right? So I just get super close to his face, which he didn't like. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. And the guy's like, what the fuck? And then like backed up and then motion like.

I'm going to do like volume level 12 and just fucking yell in his face, right? So I just get super close to his face, which he didn't like. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. And the guy's like, what the fuck? And then like backed up and then motion like.

I'm going to do like volume level 12 and just fucking yell in his face, right? So I just get super close to his face, which he didn't like. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. And the guy's like, what the fuck? And then like backed up and then motion like.

motion like get the fuck through here with ak wow yeah so what you just on the spot yeah another one i had a i picked up like a dirty towel or blanket off the floor and they took that right but what i learned being out alone one of the things i learned is you know you like you watch the movies and like they pull out a wad of cash and they're like i wink get me across the border there friend you know these motherfuckers that just shoot you in the face and take everything you got